First, I apologize for the truncated Celeb report. Finals have at last ended, as of two hours ago. Until next week, I’ll be catching up on every reality show ever.
TMZ – Lindsay Lohan Learned to Community Service from the Qur’an
Ah yes, she learned how to community service from a document that advocates for helping the needy. That document is definitely NOT a court order. She just reports her hours to the courts for fun.
E! – Diego Luna In Talks for Star Wars!!
The nerd not-so-deep-in-me-that-mostly-lives-on-the-surface is over the moon. I love Star Wars. And Diego Luna. Not nerd hate here.
Perez – Taylor Swift is Dating Another Guy
I care very little about this. I saw the picture of the happy couple and all I could think was “pity the handsome guy is not getting any at all.”