Ginger Ming looks like something a remote-controlled mechanical arm should plunge into (you know, like at the arcade). Katya is freaking out. Kennedy knows she’s lip-syncing for mopping all those Hello Kitty! bows. Do you think there’s a Hello Kitty! court she’ll have to appear before? Katya is obviously going to be Miss Congeniality. Violet is horny and she apparently smells like a locker room. Kennedy shreds Santino, while Ginger ejaculates over Santino. This speaks volumes. Kennedy starts doing squats and stretches in preparation for the lip-sync and Katya sort of gives up. Kennedy will be in the top 3 unless Violet turns out to be an insane dancer and they end up in the bottom two together next week. Can you imagine Violet putting Kennedy out of the competition? That would be good tv. Someone compares Ginger to Jinx, which would bother me if I were a Monsoonian. Ginger puts on a big show about how Katya is her best friend on the show. Pearl points out that all the girls would say that about Katya, duh. We learn that Pearl and Ginger were both homeschooled. Pearl for unspecified reasons, and Ginger because she played Tweedle Dumb in a traveling circus. Kennedy and Katya dance it out. All the splits (especially the jumping stage split) are upsetting to watch. Kennedy wins, and leaves Katya a very sweet note. Ok, Kennedy. I like you again.
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