Hello Trashtalkers! Happy Mother’s Day!! This week we were treated to two new episodes of Psychic Matchmaker. Deborah is back in Delray Beach, meeting with lonely women and chasing men all around Florida.Deborah’s client this week is Chrystine. I immediately love Chrystine and feel bad for her right off the bat. This 29 year old single girl has had the worst of luck when it comes to men. Deborah holds her glitter nails and tells Chrystine that she has a beautiful white aura and that she does God’s work. It’s true! Chrystine works in hospice! And she had a daughter with some jerk. A few months after her daughter’s birth, Chrystine found out she was pregnant again but lost the baby. The guy seems to be out of the picture but Deborah is more concerned with telling Chrystine to release her miscarried child to move forward. Also, Deborah tells Chrystine let’s go dancing! She loves to dance with clients, huh? But seriously, the more Chrystine cried and the lower her ponytail fell, the worse I felt for her; find this woman a man!!
Then Deborah has lunch with a friend that wants to be a client, Robin. She’s real thirsty for a psychic match. Because they’re in public, Deborah starts harassing the men around her, like some young waiter and another customer wearing a pink shirt. She says she gets a W vibe from him and also some negative energy. He’s like, my name is Walter and WTF.
Deborah makes Chrystine go speed dating. Reality TV writing tip: when you don’t know what to do, go speed dating. This isn’t a joke, it’s literally just something producers always have at the top of the idea list for every show because it works for everything and it’s really awful to watch. The camera is right next to the table watching Chrystine, with Deborah sitting at a table behind her date judging all the auras and energies.
There was also a Snooki look-a-like in the background at some point.
In the middle of the dating, Deborah steps in to tell Chrystine that she has definitely not met a match yet. But then she met Andrew, who seemed OK and they vibed at the table. After he leaves the restaurant, Deborah hunts down Andrew to hold hands and read his energy. She says that he is a ladies man and he says that she’s a “kook” LOL. But she’s going to look into finding him a soul mate. I don’t think he was into Chrystine at all.
Deborah and her daughter Jessica get froyo and catch up before Deb harasses some men. She just can’t help but see a weirdo with a huge Jenga game that is just asking for answers, according to her. They had a deep psychic connection when they high fived. Her daughter says this is actually how she meets a lot of her clients. Damn she’s a hustler. This guy is a comedian with lots of heart surgery in his past. OMG please don’t set up Chrystine with the Jenga Justin street performer guy.
Damnit. Deborah chose Justin for Chrystine. He better he nice to her. The two go mini-golfing. I am not impressed by Justin and his jokes but they seem to have a nice time. Justin asks Chrystine out on a second date before the end of the night. The next day Deborah spills the beans to Chrystine about Justin’s heart problems and how laughter is the best medicine LOL. Tell that to Justin’s heart. Chrystine cries some ugly tears but overall this was a success!
On to the next episode and the next match! But first, have anyone else noticed that Deborah looks drunk sometimes? Maybe it is just her lack of Botox…
The house is a disaster! On top of having to find new prints and maxi dresses to wear each week, Deborah’s family is moving to a new home. It’s a mess of bright yellow and patterns and cardboard boxes.