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Floshizzle

Floshizzle is an audacious snarker whose passion is shredding any and everything. She's covered a diverse group of crap reality shows, from the daft adults in Dance Moms, to the cagey cast of Mob Wives. Floshizzle's favorite escapes include manic workouts and chocolate binges.
  • princess of greece

    Yes, she’s going to be in PLL.

  • Corinthia

    Nah, why would she?. That would imply she might actually remember that “other one” even exists, and I doubt the “other one” even comes to Melissa’s mind when the precious MADDIE has something big going on… Now, after the gig was done, she might have remembered she has that “other one”, but it would have been too late then…

  • Lizziewhatever

    I have a cat and I’m completely in love with her so I genuinely can’t imagine how you must be feeling. I hope your days are brighter soon. I’m not sure if I can do anything to help but if there is anything let me know!

  • Corinthia

    Oh, I did mean taking care of the sad stuff at your house and taking care of your family when I said that…

    Sad to hear about your loss, and hope the silliness here provides a bit of distraction. (I’ve been there, but not with a sudden loss; you definitely have my sympathies…)

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  • Floshizzle

    anya I think you covered everything better than I could! When is this woman going to fall? I am dying to know how much she’s worth now. It’s killing me!
    I wonder if Melissa is handling Maddie’s money well too.

  • Floshizzle

    HA HA HA too funny how fans didn’t want her to share the stage. PLEASE! It not like she is a Broadway star here. It was a pretty piece and it keeps her in the limelight.

  • Floshizzle

    Merry the funny thing is I think this is the most we have seen Maddie dance all season! I need to rewatch. I keep thinking a year ago Mackenzie may have been able to dance along with Maddie. You know that kid must feel like total shizz. If she were still nice I’d feel sorry for her. She has done absolutely nothing but what? One guest appearance on a show? I think Abby and Melissa have given up on her.

  • Floshizzle

    It was so good to see Brynn again! I like sweet, quiet kids who can dance and don’t brag, brag BRAG about it.

  • Floshizzle

    Dizzy Britches I wonder if Melissa tried to get Mackenzie put in that dance?

  • Floshizzle

    Sarah the empty chair was too funny. There was just too much to cover in the full to include it. I saw a teensy ray of hope for Holly although she has a longgggg way to go.

  • Floshizzle

    KitKat thank you! I cannot wait until the The Mean Girls are off the show and reality slaps them in the face. Special emphasis on Kendall and Mack.

  • Floshizzle

    Dizzy Britches I missed this but that’s exactly what I was thinking too with the Erin Babbs thing! I put it in the full recap.

    None of these girls behave in any way I’d consider impressive, with the exception of JoJo and at times Nia.

  • Floshizzle

    Corinthia oh the house stuff! I was referring to something else but I think everyone missed it!
    Anyways on a sad note here. My cat became very ill suddenly Saturday and we had to put her down yesterday. It was heartbreaking. Thanks for the positive post though. It’s always appreciated!

  • Floshizzle

    Thank you A_Nicole. What a terrible weekend. I cannot believe what went down. I miss my baby already.

  • Floshizzle

    Thanks crazyknitter06. What a sad day.

  • Floshizzle

    Hannah thanks for the condolences. She is being cremated.
    She would never want to me to do anything tacky with her (;

  • Floshizzle

    Lizziewhatever thank you! They are much appreciated. We are still in shock.

  • Floshizzle

    Thank you Esmeralda Glutz. I think I am going to lay low today. It may be a boo hoo fest. We had her 16 1/2 years and the vet said she wouldn’t have lived this long if I hadn’t taken such good care of her. She lived the good life for sure!

  • Floshizzle

    Thanks Cacky. It all happened so fast. She was fine Friday, then she got sick Saturday and had to put down Sunday. We wanted her to say her goodbyes. It’s going to be a tough day. Her little cat sister got to say goodbye but she’s still confused.

  • notwithoutmyTV

    That’s SICK.

  • Cacky

    I’m so sorry to hear about your loss. My beloved golden retriever went in for a sick check and we found out he had cancer and had to be put down.

  • Esmeralda Glutz

    Aaawwwww….so sad. Been there myself a few times. You have my sympathies and condolences.

  • Esmeralda Glutz

    Poor snoopy. If this antique furniture is from your childhood, it must predate Jesus. 😀

  • Esmeralda Glutz

    Too bad you missed that.

  • Esmeralda Glutz

    The biker jacket was fringed, too.

  • Lizziewhatever

    Sending many hugs.

  • Hannah

    Please, please do not get her stuffed! (Sorry, I couldn’t resist.)

    In all seriousness, sorry for the loss of your pet. Take care.

  • crazyknitter06

    So Sorry on the loss of your furchild 🙁

  • Floshizzle

    Just letting you guys know we had a sudden illness yesterday in the Flosh furry family. Her death today was completely unexpected. A very sad day today but it will pass. I will get your laughs to you as soon as I can. Thanks for all of your support and snark!

  • aaliyonce .

    Happy Mother’s Day to all the fabulous mothers on here(and Christi, Kelly and Cathy). No kids for me but it’s my birthday today. About to go and drink a big bottle of moscato with my mom. Cheers! 🍻

  • aaliyonce .

    Speaking of YouTube parody mogul Bart Baker just posted a new video parodying Big Girls Cry. The Melissa scenes were hilarious!!!

  • Sarah

    It’s all a load of BS

  • Sarah

    If you fast forward through the whinging and bitching, you’ll miss the entire episode.

  • Sarah

    Their mothers are toads

  • Sarah

    I wholeheartedly believe your story. I would not doubt this at all. Those girls are a bunch of spoiled rotten privileged little shizz heads. Karma is always watching….and waiting

  • Sarah

    I knew that I had heard that title before. I also couldn’t figure out how the heck one practices an improvisational dance. Seriously?