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  • notwithoutmyTV

    It’s a specific form of dementia disproportionately displayed by persons who star on reality TV shows. There’s a self-selection process at play–the less self-aware you are, the better TV you make, so the more camera time you get,the less awareness and and more hypocrisy you display, to be more successful at reality TV. (Some–maybe most–people KNOW they’re doing it, and they play the system. Others–the really scary ones–I honestly think don’t.)

    Psychology will probably catch up with this relatively new form of mental whackness and give it a formal code in The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders.

  • itchy

    Tony’s Brown Stripe for the win!

  • stinkyhousewives

    Ronnie..I could listen to your Jefra voice all day long – hysterical.

    I think Probst has another man crush, this time on Woo.

  • Carol

    The rule that could fix (sort of) the HII or any form of idol – “You may not have more than one idol in your possession. If you find a second idol, you must give either one of your idols to another player before the next reward or immunity challenge.”

  • Mike Hunt

    Great Job once again!!! JeffyPop must have a thang for construction cops. Because this Idol thing is getting way fucking out of hand!!!

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Hmmm, if your Aunt Emma also has an oil slick on the bottom of her orange board shorts, I’d suspect Tony the construction worker is working undercover.

  • ChaCha

    Not to mention, if someone else lies to them and they take it as gospel, then when they find out they were lied to, they’re totally self-righteously offended and horrified, instead of recognizing the karma they deserved.

  • Clair

    Hilarious as always!!

  • No, I’m just glad to see you

    It always amazes me that people tell lies to turn people against each other and then when one is told to them they take it as the gospel. Sometimes Tony plays like he’s got a clue and other times I think it’s he who fell out of a tree. It’s smart not to let a girl’s alliance form but every time he doesn’t tell his alliance what he’s going to do and why, they will have to turn on him.

  • itchy

    Tony’s seriously starting to sound like my Aunt Emma.

  • notwithoutmyTV

    Thanks to these Survivors in 2 Minutes, I feel like I can hang around the Keurig at work and talk Survivor with everyone else, only more funnier.

    The image of four Tonys sitting in the Spy Shack yo bro!-ing a fifth Tony with his idol? Priceless. Also, the cat sound in the beginning makes me laugh. Every time. I don’t know why. I’d miss it if it wasn’t there. It’d be like drinking Coke without the apres Coke acid burp.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Tony’s Hantzing himself right into a second place finish. Brilliant move to blindside Jefra and stop the formation of the estrogen alliance.

    “Carpet for my spy shack?” Please let it be tri-colored shag….

  • Superfly

    Funny as hell Ronnie, as always 🙂 Tony has a lock on final 3 with all the idols he has but is too stupid to keep people who will never get jury votes by his side to the end. This has been a damn entertaining season