I write RHOBH recaps and record Audiobook versions of the blog. I also co-host the podcasts Watch What Crappens, Rose Pricks Bachelor Roast, and Big Brother Smother.

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  • notwithoutmyTV

    Agreed!

  • notwithoutmyTV

    Like Ken can remember when his birthday is, anyway.

    Lisa makes Ken carry Jiggy everywhere because their address and phone number is on his collar. So if Ken wanders off in search of a gay bar that hasn’t been in business since the early 70s, the police will know who to call.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Awwww thank you squirrel. I’m still on the right side of the grass 🙂

  • squirrel

    Missed your very particular brand of humor. We were worried, but I’m just happy to see you back. It’s weird to miss someone you don’t know, but we missed you…. *~*

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Thanks! it’s good to be back 🙂

  • Kate

    Glad you’re back, Aunt Dorsey!

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Heh, sure it is. It means he ranks you right up there in the pantheon with Dance Moms. I myself am deeply honored whenever nwmTV deigns to reply to me.

  • classy_drunk

    You were on the Y&R set?!?!? Jealous, you saw Ashley Abbot in action.

  • Chickpea16

    LOL. That thing was hideous.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    The hell with Twitch. She can stay home. Andy should just pay her to have her “sobriety” on the show as a conversation piece.

  • yellowlabowner

    Shhhh you are going to upset the newbies.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Oh Ronnie, you and Ben are killing me with your tag team Rinna impressions on Watch What Crappens. As long as I don’t have to watch the real thing.

    My all-time favorite moronic moment provided by Her Beigeness, Our Lady of Butt Vurms and Anus Pellets was a couple seasons ago when Lisa threw a birthday party for Ken and it conflicted with something Mrs. David Foster had planned. She googled Ken Todd and indignantly announced it vasn’t even his bursday, vhy couldn’t Lisa chust change za date!?

    Our Teutonic Twunt had googled the wrong Ken Todd and was too obtuse to catch it.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Yeah but Adrienne never apologized for sending that heinous Sponge Bob Square Pants meets the Li’ll Mermaid underwater extravaganza Tot’lers and Tiaras Ultra Supreme Memorial LOG?

  • Aunt Dorsey

    I thank you a gracious plenty nwmTV.

    Those bitches killed my TV dead. It couldn’t take any more Bravo, belched and died. Surprisingly I didn’t miss Her Beigeness or her butt vurms at all. I just have to replace the TV in time for Biiiiiiiiiiig Brother.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Inserting butt pellets appears to be a damn lucrative business. No wonder the ho gave up juggling ball sacs.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Hell I’d settle for the pleasant fellow who bifurcated his colon so dang much he sharted in his nether garments or even that Willard Scott feller. Andy is such a polyp.

  • Kenzie

    RHOBH 7 cast is;
    Lisa Vanderpump
    Erika Girardi
    Kyle Richards
    Kim Richards
    Yolanda Foster
    Kathryn Edwards
    Camielle Grammer
    Kris Jenner

  • Kenzie

    Me and my sister have always said to each other that Andy needs to be replaced with anybody else for these reunions , he tries to keep it light hearted as if it’s a day time talk show when it’s far from that with all the shit that goes down, he’s also very bias, if it doesn’t interest him he skips important roles. He doesn’t ask any hard hitting questions. He uses A lot of filler. Annoying.

  • Kenzie

    I find Lisa’s non acknowledgment of Eileen hysterical! I get giggles and laughs every time. Kathryn has been very quiet this whole time, but to me who I would like to see go next Season is Lisa Rhinna, Eileen Davidson, and bring back Kim Richards and one or two new wives! I actually wouldn’t be mad if they brought on Faye and Kris Jenner full time, even Camielle Grammer. Come on people start shouting names out so Bravo hears ya

  • yellowlabowner

    I’m of the dork type of did anyone see the same thing? I like when others point out the reality tv “star” cross overs. I thought I saw Tamara at B’s party, but someone stated it was Cori from that Bravo Long Island show. Which I wish was back. Also must add, the jewelry shopping segment from the Melbourne episode in Dubai. That is the shit I like to see. I wonder if they are the wealthiest franchise.

    Completely off topic – anyone notice some of the Bravo shows are no longer using the “coming up next” sequences?

  • Actually it was Vyle Kyle who started it in season 2 with that Bobby Fisher comment. Only a person working hard to manipulate would be worried someone might be outdoing them. When I saw that behind the scenes of season 1 Bravo aired a few months ago I knew she was horrid. Kyle is my least favorite from the start of BH.

  • TN Gal

    THIS JUST IN……an arrest warrant has been issued for Twitch. She has not been attending AA meetings. Surprise, surprise said no one.

  • TN Gal

    You don’t usually get that rich without screwing someone over. And I don’t mean Eric-ho

  • notwithoutmyTV

    I love RHOBH because its madness and dysfunction isn’t just limited to the TV screen–it makes viewers flock to the Internet to post gigabytes of recaps (in the comments sections of RECAPS OF THE SHOW no less) trying to rationalize the pathological behavior of the HoWives. “READ her blog!!!!” “Listen to her interview with Dame Edna from 01-21-2008!!! She exposed the WHOLE LIE!!!!!!!”

    Bless all your hearts!

  • notwithoutmyTV

    If you have the dough, paying someone to enable you is more satisfying than paying someone to help you cure yourself. I’m pretty sure Yo’s “Health Advocate” also manages her sick-day Twitter and Instagram postings. And feeds her a lot of fast food, from the looks of it.

  • TN Gal

    That is why I like the recaps. Usually as soon as the show is over, I forget what happens. It’s “escape” TV and I get to see the fun side of LA (which I miss!), instead of the everyday reality of people, crowds, and traffic from hell.

  • ILoveRealityTV

    What I don’t get is that they SHOWED the scene with Rinna asking Erika for advise and Erika advised Rinna the same. She said that Yolonda would appreciate her honesty and that she should talk to her about it. Why is that OK and not “encouraging” her to put it out there?

  • Kdwagzz

    Well said.

  • Lisa and Kyle are the only real players. Lisa is still friends with Camel, Adrian, Taylor, Joyce and Carlton. Kyle no longer has to suck up to Lisa because her hubby is the TOP Realtor in LA but they are still very good friends outside of the show. Yolanda you can tell hated Lisa even in the first season she joined, there was certainly no love lost btween them. Lisa can literally say hello to her and Yo looks offended. When Lisa finally started repmanding Brandi about some of her mean behavior, Yoda was there to “support” Brandi. The times I was disappointed in Lisa are those when she defended Brandi when she was so terrible to Joyce. On the runion Yolanda said she called Mo and told him Lisa had spread rumors about their kids and he was upset to which Lisa responded “he saw the footage and he knows he has overreacted and we are now working on rebuilding our friendship” so Yoda was the one that came btween them.
    Lisa herself has said you can’t come on this kind of show and just have tea darling so I totally believe she knows she has to bring it. Even if it means asking and answering uncomfortable questions or advising her cast mates to be open about their “feelings”. But for some reason she is held to a higher standard. They all do it. Kyle and LVP totally planned the my sister didn’t invite me to the wedding conversation for example. But what annoys me is when Kyle starts saying with her fake shaking cries “I really don’t want to get into it” and make Lisa look like she is being out of line. They all plan their conversations but let’s face it, they don’t want to put on their big girl panties and accept that it their choice to bring it up on air for a SL. I think most people who do not like LVP think her fans don’t see her faults. Not true. But she understands why we watch the show, she is the right amount of entertaining and fun. She takes jabs at people but also self deprecating at the same time. She tries not to take herself too seriously but some people like ED and YO completely ruin the show by sucking the fun out of it.

  • yellowlabowner

    We the fans have been manipulated by the producers and editors.

  • yellowlabowner

    I am not a fan of any of these women on any franchise. I don’t like to see anyone getting personally invested in these shows. There is something wrong with willingly wanting to put your life on TV and then come up for excuses on how you are portrayed. I use to comparatively like LVP then came VPR. Oh my gawd.

    I would start the take down of Lisa with the color pink. Constantly use it as a negative color. Look into her business back ground. Did she really do anything? Ken is 16 years older than her and was in the night club business for how long already?

    Look none of these woman have done anything that bad to receive all the hate or adulation. Also, it is a pathetically small amount of time that we actually seen these women on television. If it is 4 hours I would be shocked. How well could you say you know someone after that little amount of time?

  • She was asking about people being aggressive not a difference of opinion. Some people attack the posters themselves and call them names. I consider those people trolls. It would certainly be no fun to read or comment if we all felt the same way:)

  • yellowlabowner

    I believe Tom’s firm got in trouble in South America regarding fees as well. Patterns of behavior.

  • TN Gal

    Come on, Eileen (see what I did there). When you were praying to the Baby Jeebus to get you out of an unhappy marriage, you should have known that He would not send you someone else’s husband. That sort of thing goes against all of his rules. It’s all written in his book. LOOK IT UP, BABY!

    Rinna is a complete nut. She should do one of those pistachio commercials.

    Erikho – I could give two shits about. Her storyline next season should be about finding a new old ball sack to continue financing her career. Since The Boss is being sued, she’s probably already on the hunt.

    Katherine – she didn’t add much, but anyone who has a problem with the morally corrupt Faye is okay in my book.

    Twitch – Sigh. Bless her heart.

    Kyle – I really can’t think of anything to say, which says it all.

    Yo – Now that the Udda Udda One is thinking about modeling, perhaps that will help cure whatever the hell is wrong with you. Some anti-depressants and a good, REAL psychiatrist would help, and not some former ho turned health advocate.

    Health Advocate – $200 an hour? Damn, I should have thought of that. It just goes to show, if you know someone with enough money in LA, you’ll get paid for all kinds of unnecessary bullshit. And paid well.

    LVP – still the queen. I get why they all want to take her down. Sorry dahlings, she’s just a little wiser than you hags.

    Thanks for the recap! 🙂

  • Kdwagzz

    Not sure, but you may have a point considering her intellect is probably far superior to the others, That doesn’t mean she is particularly nice, or that the rest of the cast doesn’t have a reason to mistrust her.

  • Kdwagzz

    I think LVP adds to the show because she is manipulative. I used to be a fan, but realize she is no saint who cannot apologize with sincerity. She lost her “best” friend, Mohammed and Kyle only backs her because it is good for Mauricio’s business. Who exactly is her friend among all former and present cast members (excluding the one season wonders trying to hang on)– Kathryn and yoyce? I imagine the real players know a bit more than the audience.

  • Kdwagzz

    If you don’t agree with Lvp apologists, you must be a “troll.” Oh please. Was anything mean directed at another poster, or just a difference in opinion?