Hello, hello, hello, my fellow gluttons for punishment. We are back at the boredom table.
DO SOMETHING THIS SEASON!!!!
That’s the table adjacent to the one Teresa flipped on Jersey.
MisRed is here, narrowly averting major disaster. As she tiptoed to the coffee mug cabinet not wanting to wake MrRed, she sensed impending doom. MisRed is a little psychic- for example, she predicts Dorit will act like a gaping a-hole at the RHOBH reunion- and had a FEELING there was going to be a mugalanche. That’s a “mug avalanche” for those NOT in-the-know, or who own a NON-RIDICULOUS number of mugs. MisRed slowly started to open the cabinet and heard a CLINK, and with the reflexes of a dead cat MisRed, left-handedly, SAVED this gem from destruction.
This is what gives MisRed her powers.
That was a close one!
This morning, 2/3s attendance by support staff, in the words of Teddi “I’ll take it.” Of course, if you ever want to have a moment to yourself, don’t get a Weimaraner. MisRed had to build a buffer wall (of what WAS clean laundry) to keep O.H.S. (Old, Hot and Smelly) away from her while she writes, otherwise MisRed will become O.H.S. herself. Of course, MisRed washed the cover on the couch cushion he is currently fouling, yesterday. MisRed can never win- but you all should know that by now… #3 support staff is like Tom Girardi- too smart to be involved in this bullsh*t.
MisRed has put together a little Bingo card for your amusement.
The ladies begin to arrive, gays and/or faceless stylists in tow. Christ on a bike, Dorit is wearing fanny pack as a cross-body bag, but this one has a handy dandy gangsta chain. Not sure what it’s chained to, as we all know Dorit is broke.
We only have seven hours and look at the state of me!!!
Dorit proclaims to her minions, “Doomsday is upon us!” Well, not for them, honey, but if there is a God, it will be for you.
Andy visits Erika, who has some freshly skinned ferrets from which to choose. Which one will be her pony tail?
Eeney Meeney Miney, Ho.
We will just have to wait and find out. The suspense is killing MisRed. Andy asks if she feels there is anything she needs to clear up from the end of the season.
Just waiting for the Xanax to kick in.
Erika plays coy.
Andy next stops with Rinna, who must have a subscription to some kind of “Disco Ball of the Month” Clothing Club.
Thanks, it’s from Bitch Fix
Rinna’s hair is, um, interesting. However, MisRed will cut her some slack. Rinna is growing her hair out for the first time since 1937 and it’s, obviously, at the “awkward” stage.
Hell, when MisRed was growing out bangs, her family referred to her as “Kramer.”
Back to Rinna…why didn’t she just borrow one of Ken’s wigs? Or LVP’s tribble. Hell, she’s got money, couldn’t she just get extensions like a normal person?
Andy says that she’s been like “Yoda” all season. Old and wrinkled with a greenish hue… damn it if he isn’t right.
Andy visits Teddi, who is, of course, ready on time, and is wearing the same dress we’ve seen her in all season. Andy asks if she’s going to hold people accountable? Good one, Andy. The obvious joke never gets by MissAndy.
Andy checks in the Dorit and asks her if she feels misunderstood? Of course she does. Try dropping the phony accent, Dorit and maybe people will understand you properly. “Today is about really being able to have a voice.” You mean, she’s NOT had a voice all season? Delusional, as always, Dorit.
LVP just wants to discuss the Kyle-Dorit-LVP Menage-a-trois. Hmmm, MisRed must have nodded off when that was going down. No pun intended.
Andy pops into Kyle’s bubble and she has anxiety. MisRed is sure Rinna has something in that little Ziploc to help you. If you were still speaking to Kim, MisRed is sure she could hook you up with a little something she bought off of Silk Road.
Kyle asks why Andy isn’t dressed yet. He’s like, please, it takes me two seconds. He’s like a paper doll.
Well MisRed will be a monkey’s uncle… there are Andy Cohen paper dolls. Website is prettyontheoutside.com.
OMG, the Teresa Giudice and Ramona ones are a riot.
Andy opens the show, referring to the ladies as “Magnetic and Mesmerizing.” Well, with all of these sequins, MisRed is about to have a seizure, so she supposes, that could pass as “mesmerizing.” Magnetic… hmmm. Let’s come back to that.
Rinna is like… Where am I?
Andy needs to greet everyone… Kyle has shorter hair.
My sisters cut if off in the middle of the night…but it’s really growing on me.
LVP says it’s her favorite day of the year and Andy notes that it’s usually the day that his friendship with her hits the skids as well. Teddi is ready for her first reunion- she was on the couch ON TIME, but Rinna had gotten there first. In fairness, Rinna was probably running away from a rat or something.
Dorit, for some reason, seems SHOCKED by this.
Why does MisRed have an overwhelming urge to draw a penis on this photo…
For f*ckssake, what is Dorit wearing? Did she find that in the Project Runway dumpster? Honey, no. You look like one of Grimace’s used condoms after a gangbang in McDonald Land.
Wrap it in Latex or she gonna get your pay checks.
Bahahaha, PK hasn’t earned a paycheck in years.
And Dorit’s Bobby-pin game is, uh, a tragedy.
11 of those are about as useful as tits on a bull
She says she’s “looking forward to get through it, if I’m honest.” Yeah, well, honesty isn’t exactly Dorit’s strong suit.
Andy comments on Rinna’s wig… last seen, Rinna tells us, in Playboy.
Dorit’s reaction to Rinna’s Playboy hair. LITERALLY.
But all of these hairdon’t are perfectly normal.
Erika says “It’s bouncin’ and behavin’.” And… MisRed just went down a Rinna in Playboy rabbit hole, she will continue writing when her vision returns.
Ok, she’s back.
Okay, Okay, MisRed is picking up what Rinna is puttin’ down.
Ok, Erika. Hmmm. It looks like LVP and Dorit’s dresses had sex behind the couch and spawned Erika’s dress. MissAndy LOVES Erika’s high-teardrop-ferret-ponytail. Erika says “It’s bouncin’ and behavin’.” Uh, you just said that 3 seconds ago and it wasn’t funny that time either.
Stop trying to make “bouncin’ and behavin'” happen!
Misred LOVES Erika’s ear crawler… can someone buy that for her STAT?
Or just get Kim to break into Erika’s house, you know, if she can take a moment from listing Kyle’s stolen Birkins on The Real Real.
Ok, first segment- The “careers” of the Housewives.” Andy implies these over 40 ladies are killing the career game. Erika and Rinna just say “yes” to everything. Erika thinks, having a book deal, she REALLY pulled herself up by her sequined boot straps and made something of herself. Honey, if MisRed married her grandfather and spent $40,000 a month, of his money, on physical up-keep, she would be “something” too. Rinna booked 5 episodes on Days of Our Lives and an undisclosed number of days on The Middle. Dorit traced some triangles, shoved them up some models’ asses and calls it success.
Andy says Kyle, Erika and Dorit, you all found success in your 40’s… is 40 the new 30? Honey, with all plastic surgery these betches have had, 40 is the new 8. Does anyone out there think women can’t be successful after 40? Does anyone think we need these chicks telling us that?
Don’t get MisRed wrong, but the only reason these women are living this life is because of someone else. Kyle’s mother pimped her out as a kid, then she stole Kim’s House, and her husband built a real estate empire by stealing clients from Large Marge’s husband…ALLEGEDLY. Ken Todd had money and was already successful when LVP got her talons into him. Teddi must have some Mellencamp $, I mean, not a lot because, well, look at the artwork in her house. Rinna has Hamlin, and you know those Depends commercials aren’t even covering the cost of an exterminator over at the Rat House. Erika fell in the money quicksand when she married Tom. And Dorit… well, Dorit married a bottom-feeding, sleazy, annoying pig. BUT she did get a “swimwear” line out of being an obnoxious shrew on this show, so, you know, silver linings.
Erika’s book, Pretty Mess, is in its third printing. What did they print in the first two printings- like 10 books total. It debuted at Number 9 on NYT Best Sellers list, which really is commentary on the state of our union. Andy read a passage from Erika’s book and it really stood out to him, the crux of it, because MisRed really can’t be bothered to rewind- Erika inherited a bad temper from her mother, so she tries to NOT lose her temper because she could tear someone to sheds. Andy baits her by saying -So are you saying we have never seen you lose your temper? Erika says “No, I don’t think so.”
Temper? What temper? Where?
Erika says that when she told Eileen to “Shut the f*ck up” it was from a place of fear and the whole thing with Teddi stemmed from frustration. Amazing how Erika can go from zero to “frustrated fear” in 3 seconds.
LVP says they have INDEED seen a little of Erika’s temper. This seems to go unchallenged as Andy moves on.
Andy says that Erika’s co-author (Brian Moylan) the person who actually wrote her book- talked to many people in Erika’s life, except for Tom. Erika says that she wanted to write ABOUT Tom… okay… and that Brian talked to people “in recollection of my childhood.”
Betch can buy it like everybody else.
Erika doesn’t know if her mother has read the book. She didn’t send her an advanced copy because she “didn’t get around to it.”
Yes, with her busy puss-patting schedule, who can find the time?
And Tom hasn’t read it either. Andy thinks that’s weird. MisRed does too. Andy says -You speak about Tom so much in the book. Erika’s response “I do and I speak about him very kindly. I mean, he sounds great.”
Red flag. There was a divorce rumor swirling earlier in the season. And of course, Tom appears in exactly one scene the entire season. He is an incredibly busy man but it’s not exactly a GLOWING endorsement. But hey, what does MisRed know- somebody has to keep Erika and Mikey in latex bodysuits?!?!
A viewer asks if Rinna would go back to Days of our Lives full-time if asked. Rinna says no, it’s too much work. Andy asks if the money in Daytime TV has changed over the years. Rinna says “Yes, it started with no money, and now it’s zero money.” Frankly, Rinna does fine living off Hamlin and rat droppings. Plus Gigi and the Udder One should be raking in good money fairly soon. That is, if Gigi stops eating Wagyu and then barfing it up two hours later.
Oh crap, moving onto Dorit. Hang on, MisRed needs to add a little something to her Coffee.
Andy asks how Beverly Betch is doing- and of course Dorit answers “so good.” They sold out the LVP. Did they make more than one? Andy says – All of the women here have a swimsuit named after them… except Teddi.
Dorit replies, with a great big smile, “Except Teddi and Camille.”
Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go Glen Coco!
And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.
Andy says that it sounds a little shady. “You can interpret it any which way. I don’t have to make excuses for it.” And she’s right, she doesn’t. It’s her “brand” of undersized butt floss, she can do whatever she wants. “It’s my line and I’m going to name it after the women that I feel really bring something to my life.” And, oddly, nobody wants to buy a swimsuit called “Stupid C*nt.”
Hello, yes, I’d like to order the “Stupid C*nt” in a Size 4. Yes, I plan to squat in some foliage just like in the catalog.
Andy asks Teddi how that makes her feel? And she’s says she had a moment of feeling left out, of course. And she was left out on purpose. And she really didn’t realize the place she and Dorit were in until she started watching the episodes. She says she didn’t realize that every time she called Dorit, it was a bother or I was so irritating to her.
Dorit says “You know what it is, Teddi is one person to my face and then another behind my back.” Wait, is Dorit looking in a mirror right now?
Dorit says that Teddi would send her lovely texts asking for her fashion advice- before their trip to Berlin.
Oh. I’m the one who is two-faced. Got it.
Wow. That IS horrible. Especially considering some of Dorit’s outfit choices.
Teddi says that, she thought… by the time they were getting ready for Berlin, that she and Dorit were in a good place. She says she didn’t realize that when she called Dorit to APOLOGIZE that Dorit was rolling her eyes at the thought of taking her call.
It’s Teddi. UGHHHHHHH
Flashback to Dorit in a fanny pack rolling her eyes. Oh, MisRed didn’t notice the barking in the background. Must have been time for PK’s dinner.
Dorit says that she is not on trial. Uh, yes you are. LVP agrees with MisRed.
Honey, call me.
Teddi says that Dorit talks to her in a dismissive manner. Dorit is, of course, INCREDULOUS.
Dorit says she has ONLY ever been kind to Teddi. And that Teddi has PRETENDED to be her friend. “I’m hurt and disappointed by you.”
Teddi apologizes and says that she really had no idea how much Dorit disliked her until she watched the season back.
Dahling, can someone help MisRed onto her soapbox? Thank you.
- Teddi has been pretty steady this season. Granted, MisRed doesn’t remember every single thing, but she only recalls Teddi being “negative” about Dorit in REACTION to something Dorit has done. Lateness, making a huge deal about a glass type, etc.
- Naming your swimsuits after your castmates, but leaving one out is a DICK MOVE. And if Dorit didn’t know she was asking for trouble with this move, she is even dumber than MisRed thought.
- Where can MisRed get some of what Dorit is on? MisRed would REALLY like to go through life with the Dorit Filter on- that she never does anything wrong to anyone and she doesn’t slither through life acting like a complete douchewaffle.
<MisRed Shamu-ing off the soapbox.>
**Shamu-ing is the act of sliding off of a tall object. MisRed’s main gay has this Mercedes SUV- because he’s fancy AF- and MisRed is borderline midget, so getting in and out of this UBER tall vehicle is a task. Dismounting is called “Shamu-ing” because MisRed just kind of slides out on onto her feet. Bonus points given if you make a whale sound while doing it.
Teddi’s segment rolls, we review that Teddi’s husband was supposed to have been a one night stand, her dad is famous, she loves horses, she’s cheap, she used to be fat and it was difficult for her to get pregnant and her son had a heart condition.
Teddi is upset by re-living the whole situation with her son because, as stated on the original episode, Teddi felt guilt over having chosen a male embryo and feels like maybe his condition was punishment for not letting God choose. Teddi’s daughter has been begging Teddi to have a baby and she is not sure she can go through that again. She has some soul searching to do.
Dorit tells her to “Get a dog from Vanderpump dog rescue center.” Yes, because that’s totally the same, Dorit. MisRed says that as the mother of dogs- MisRed would kill for her dogs, but fully recognizes they didn’t come from her loins. And it they did, you better believe she would be parading them around on Steve Harvey and Jerry Springer – MINIMUM.
But what can we expect from Dorit- someone who has 3 hostages nannies, 3 housekeepers for the house they are renting and a few assistants and never interacts with her own children. Oh, and didn’t PK equate Teddi’s son’s heart condition to their kid coming out with a pointy head? F*cktard.
A viewer asks/says “Professional Equestrian sounds like a rich person’s job. So does Accountability Coach. What REAL jobs have you had?”
Ok, not for nothing, Accountability Coach, as silly as it sounds IS probably a little bit of a high stress job. Hang on before you crucify MisRed. If you are guiding people and holding them accountable to reach their goals- if they don’t, aren’t they going to blame you??? MisRed feels bad if she gets a dirty look in traffic…
Teddi says she worked in the mailroom for CAA and worked her way up and worked for Rinna’s agent- what cleaning cobwebs off Rinna’s acting career? She also was a waitress. Teddi clarifies that she had a great life growing up. But when she decided to move to LA and NOT go to college- her parents were like- Ok, you have your car from High School and you can take it to LA but the rest is up to you. She says that she makes enough money at coaching so that she never asks her husband for money.
Then Rinna asks why they haven’t met Teddi’s Dad and Meg Ryan? Teddi says that people come up to her Dad wanting to talk about Teddi and Dorit. And Meg Ryan watches the show too. Well…what else does she have to do? Put more Botox in her face?
Andy says he smells a John Mellencamp / Erika Jayne collaboration. Andy, you must have snorted one too many rails before the show.
The Song: Little Pink Pusses
Andy says he smells a John Mellencamp / Erika Jayne collaboration. Andy, you must have snorted one too many rails before the show.
Erika says, coldly, “With Teddi’s Dad? He’s in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, he doesn’t need to collaborate with anyone.”
$40,000 a month and this bitch can’t buy a sense of humor? It was, CLEARLY, a joke. Yeah, and next week Luann and Paul McCartney are going to remake Ebony & Ivory. #dianarosscostumefail
Rinna’s montage rolls… and it’s the most boring thing ever. She claims she has changed her insane shit-stirring behavior to be good role models to her kids, Gigi and the Udder One. Andy is like… WTF is up with you? Rinna says she has taken a look at her behavior and reactions and didn’t like what she saw so she decided to change. LVP thinks that Rinna was “removed” this season.
Jeremy from Queens thinks Rinna has been really LAME this season. Rinna is like “F*ck you, Jeremy!”
Yeah, Jeremy, you DICK!!!
She goes on to say that she’s had a really great time this season. Another viewer wants to know why she waited until her kids were 16 and 19 to decide to become a role model to her kids.
And apparently some of Rinna’s risqué Instas have caused some trouble for Delilah getting modeling work. MisRed finds that hard to believe. If Yolanda’s kids could get work after us being forced to look at David Foster for a couple of seasons… Rinna showing her hooters isn’t that big of a deal.
Furthermore, if MisRed had Rinna’s body, she would walk around nude, 24/7. She’s grocery shop nude, go to church nude, pick up trash along the highway nude.
Also, Rinna’s Guide To Giving Blow Jobs book (that may not be the exact title), went back into print since it taught her daughters how to suck a d. Job well done, Rinna.
Rinna watched the first few seasons of Bev Hills over the holidays and said that she really liked Cedric and wants him to come for a visit. Good idea. Gild that rat poop and Cedic will steal it in a heartbeat.
OMG the look on LVP’s face.
Awww, back when LVP shopped at Forever 71
LVP says it was nasty of Rinna to say that because Cedric caused LVP and her family a lot of grief. Rinna says she didn’t know the whole story because she didn’t watch everything. Kyle interjects, Rinna really tore LVP down on Instagram.
They flash up a few clips from Insta and basically they were jabs about LVP and her changing look over the years. Rinna says that LVP needs to have a sense of humor and LVP says that she didn’t even see the jabs, so Rinna is like “Well then, why do you care?” LVP says that it was mean-spirited. Rinna says that she THINKS LVP would have thought it was funny. LVP disagrees. Rinna is like- it’s a stupid Instagram story that goes away in 24 hours- who cares?
Ok, yes, it goes away in a day, however, and MisRed has this too- if you put it out there, you have to be responsible. But also, really LVP??? Your face hasn’t changed this the beginning of this sh*t show?
Andy brings up the Kyle/ LVP/ Dorit love triangle. We see LVP storming out after Kyle and Dorit didn’t give her lawsuit dismissal the attention LVP believes was warranted. Dorit claiming to not want to come between LVP and Kyle… Kyle ruining Dorit’s Bella Party, LVP riding Dorit back to the hotel in NYC like a pack mule, Kyle crying, blah, blah, blah.
Erika thinks that Kyle and Dorit competing for LVPs affection and attention is exactly what LVP wants. LVP says that HER feelings have REALLY been hurt in this whole situation.
Wait, what if we made Kyle and Dorit REALLY compete for LVP’s attention? What kinds of challenges could we make them do?
- Who can look worse in High Fashion?
- Fanny-pack Toss
- Wheel of Accents
- Husband Parade- Mauricio vs PK. Well we KNOW who would win that one.
- Kyle by Alene Too vs Beverly Beach… Race to Chapter 11
Wait. Back to LVP. She is the REAL victim here… and the things that were said were hurtful. Blah Blah Blah
Wait, is LVP under house arrest? She looks like she has an ankle bracelet.
Kyle says that LVP calls her out on every single thing she does- no matter how minute or inconsequential. But that LVP acts that the things Dorit has said didn’t bother her.
And by far the best quote of the episode thus far: “Obviously, we know now that Dorit was a little economical with the truth until later, until I’ve seen it. It wasn’t exactly as she told me in the park.” We flashback to Dorit sugar-coating downplaying minimizing understating trivializing lying about the things she said behind LVP’s back.
Ah yes, Dorit in “homeless chic”
“So for me then to come after Dorit after you told me it was so much worse was going to create a wedge between the two of you.” Kyle maintains that there is one rule for Kyle and one for Dorit.
A viewer asks why did Dorit sugar-coat her explanation to LVP when she was SUPPOSED to be telling the truth? EXCELLENT POINT.
Dorit spews this – It’s difficult to remember every word but that she cherishes her friendship with LVP, etc. LVP is like- you were disloyal. And the actual truth WAS worse than what Dorit had portrayed to LVP in the park in NYC. When she finally saw it on the episode she was like WTF? But LVP says that since then, Dorit has been really remorseful. And at some point, you have to move on otherwise you are accused of holding a grudge. And she GLARES at Kyle.
Dorit remorseful? Wow. Someone should have gotten THAT on camera. It was probably like seeing a dog walk around on its hind legs.
Dorit goes on to say she believes Kyle is in competition with LVP. In the beginning of the season Kyle said (to Dorit) “Lisa believes she controls me.” Kyle is like… When did I say that?
Kyle has no recollection of saying anything like that. Dorit kept saying that it was at the beginning of the season. LVP questions Kyle- Did you say it? Kyle is like… I have no recollection of saying that. And MissAndy doesn’t roll the clip, and you KNOW if there was one, he would, cuz he LOVES to make people look foolish.
So Dorit deflects “Koyl, You have a tendency to wind things up. That’s what I’ve noticed.”
Fair enough. BUT Dorit doesn’t seem to see that she does the same thing AND WORSE because Dorit twists everything to fit her own delusion.
Andy shows the flashback to Berlin where Dorit dug up the Bella Party and how Kyle chose to ruin that night for her. Kyle denies that it was a conscious choice and that she didn’t say anything AT the party… it was at the AFTER, AFTER party.
Bahahahahahaha. These betches and their semantics.
Andy wonders why that accusation set Kyle off so quickly?
The Actual Trush for $400 Alex, Uh, because the truth has a way of doing that….
Kyle and Dorit bicker a little and Andy says “Well, it’s Bella… it’s not Vogue.”
Imagine Dorit working for Miranda Priestly.
Or even Jason Priestley?
I’m 45, but sure, let’s pretend I’m 17
Dorit then wants to set the record straight. This should be good. “At the beach house, Koyl, I was sitting with Erika alone, trying to figure out a way to fit her into a burlap back and into the trunk of Hertz rental, and I was uncomfortable, because my plan to steal her soul previously failed, as there was conversations that ensued the night before. I didn’t come to her and say ‘Kyle had this reaction.’ So on and so forth, I didn’t.”
Oh, except, yeah.
Flashback to Dorit doing almost exactly that- she didn’t mention Kyle’s name off the bat, but as soon as Erika asked who it was, Dorit said it was Kyle.
Kyle says that Dorit made a mountain out of a molehill. Dorit asks how she did that?
Kyle says that Bravo would have used the most dramatic footage they had, and the footage they showed was Kyle saying that it was odd- not being pissed off or anything of the kind. Dorit then says, bahahaha, “So you want me to actually remember what’s on camera—”
So you want me to actually remember what happened, like, truthfully?
And Kyle is like- yeah, if you are going to bring it up, you better remember correctly.
Rinna says “You better have receipts, right Andy.” Funny.
Dorit tries to say that Kyle had a strong reaction when the cameras were off. Kyle calls BS and says that Dorit is exaggerating and she remembers things in a different way than EVERYBODY else. Dorit says “Nice try, Koyl.”
Stop trying to confuse me with the TRUTH!!
Kyle is like- no one here remembers it the way you do. And Dorit is like -Really? And Kyle says “IT’S ON CAMERA!!!” Dorit maintains that the part to which she is referring is not on camera.
MisRed is of the thinking that is there had been a HUGE reaction, we would have seen it. Especially given the fact that Dorit blows everything out of proportion and always tries to make herself be seen in the best possible light. Which is hard because PK is so colossal he blocks all forms of natural and reflective light.
Andy says that in Berlin, Dorit brought up “Panty Gate” and said that Kyle helped spearhead it. Andy asks why Dorit felt she had to bring that up AGAIN?
Dorit’s replies “Sometimes things come out, particularly if you are one of those that doesn’t think before they speak. And it’s not a very good analogy. I was not trying to insinuate that you had anything to do with panty gate.” Kyle says, if you had just said that- it would have been over. Dorit says “I did say that.”
I said it without saying it, which is the same as having said it.
Every other woman is like “No, you didn’t.” Dorit is shocked. SHOCKED.
They ROLL the tape.
Erika asks “Besides what I saw on camera, was there something else that I missed?”
Is anyone prepared to catch that thing?
Sweet Jesus, I thought Erika’s right tit was going to pop out. Kyle says no. Erika tells Dorit, you are trying to insinuate the Kyle had a part of it- I’ve NEVER had a problem with Kyle- so if there is something else that I am MISSING- you need to come clean with that.
Dorit tries to say that she was drawing a comparison to “being out of the room. It’s no deeper than that, goys.” MisRed doesn’t even know what this means anymore. Andy asks why Erika didn’t speak up at the time and she is like- I was so confused, and it was so far in her rear view mirror- she just didn’t understand what was going on.
Erika says that if she ever thought Kyle had anything to do with it she would have confronted her. And she is upset that Kyle thought, even for a second, that they had an issue because they, literally, never have.
Andy says that Kyle left the fashion show frustrated. Hahah, MisRed loves how Andy is throwing Dorit a bone calling it “fashion.”
He reminds Kyle she accused Rinna of being up Erika’s ass, Erika being up Dorit’s ass, and Dorit being up LVP’s ass.
Rinna jumps in and says that what Kyle said about them was hurtful. Eh, Rinna is just pissed because she is the furthest up the asshole chain or down the asshole chain, not sure which.
Kyle says it was the second time that nobody has had her back on this topic and she was frustrated.
Listen, we’ve all said things we don’t mean, and we’ve all meant things we haven’t said. It’s unfortunate that it’s being recorded because it did just seem like Kyle was venting to her husband.
Andy says that Kyle did apologize to everyone, including Dorit at her house, but Dorit didn’t seem to accept Kyle’s apology. Dorit says she is really hurt and feels like their friendship is fractured, and she thought that they had a bigger, better friendship than that.
If Dorit thought that- wouldn’t she be MORE inclined to accept the apology knowing that Kyle was probably lashing out in a moment of frustration? MisRed finds is a lot easier to forgive a good friend than an acquaintance, because you have little or nothing invested in the acquaintance.
Kyle asks if Dorit can see the reasons why she was upset? Dorit goes off on a tangent about how she has said she was sorry about panty gate.
For the umpeenth time, you aren’t listening!!!
LVP and Erika grab the big net to bring Dorit back into orbit saying- but do you understand WHY Kyle was upset? Dorit says she does… but you KNOW she doesn’t.
Rinna tells them that they need to just let sh*t go, it’s very freeing.
Next week… uh… they show stuff, but MisRed couldn’t tell you what end was up. Although, we do hope to get this:
Who wants to meet MisRed for a drink?
Were you hoping Dorit would get dragged and possibly beaten out in the alley? Yeah, MisRed was too. Love Erika thinking the suggestion that John Mellencamp would want to collaborate with her. LVP is not up to her usual fighting standard. Let MisRed know what you think about this whole mess. xoxoxoxxo Until next week… or perhaps tomorrow… one never knows when MisRed will appear….
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