Previously: Everyone is pregnant except Amber.
She tells her brother that Kristina is pregnant. She feels like there is a death. Hold up, when Gary calls Amber it pops up as “Gary the Hairy Fairy.” Oh my god! That made my whole night!
Gary has been asking Amber if she misses his penis. EWWWWWWWWWWW. Gary sent a photo of him and Amber season one. Producer Heather says, wow I filmed that. She says they will finish filming her getting ready and then they will go. I love that she calls Amber, “Ambie.” As if the name Amber, needs a nickname.
Is the camera on me? How’s my makeup?
Gary’s mom drops off Leah and it seems like she genuinely loves Amber. She asks if Amber is okay that Kristina is pregnant. Amber says yes and no. Gary’s mom says that Gary doesn’t know what he wants and a storm is a brewing. What the hell does that mean? Gary the Hairy Fairy keeps calling. He asks her what she’s thinking about, that Kristina is gone. He is such a douchebag for sure. I agree, Amber. Gary is SO manipulative. Now, that Amber has calmed down… you can really see how horribly Gary is too. Producer Heather looks just as repulsed by Gary as Amber is.
Kristina is having a full day of morning sickness. Amber calls and says they need to talk about things. Kristina says that Gary is leading her on. Gary says, “we don’t know what could happen.” Gary says that is not leading people on. Kristina starts crying and says she doesn’t feel good enough for Gary. Oh, honey. Kristina feels like he isn’t over Amber.
Saint Kristina watches Leah so that Gary and Amber could talk. Amber says some of his behavior needs to stop. She says, “Don’t call me crying. Don’t call me asking what I’m thinking. Don’t call me talking about your penis.” They start fighting like they used to and it dissolves into Amber screaming at him to get out. Honestly, she can tell her temper is rising and she doesn’t want to go over the edge. For that to happen, he has to leave, because frankly, at this point, I’d punch Gary.