My stupid DVR messed up so I missed the first 15 minutes. My friend informs me that Pharrell sang with his team. And…..
CORY IS SAFE! (Team Blake)
KORYN IS SAFE! (Team Pharrell) THANK GOD!
We find out that Gwen, Usher, and CEELO are coming back? Cee Lo? After that huge rape scandal? I can’t believe they are letting him come back.
SAWYER IS SAFE! (Team Pharrell)
INDIA IS SAFE! (Team Xtina)
I have to get a picture of Deanna, because what the hell is she wearing? Reba performs. She still sounds great and I like the silly little dance moves she does.
MEGHAN IS SAFE! (Team Blake)
KIMBERLY IS SAFE! (Team Xtina)
Team Adam performs Steve Miller Band’s, “The Joker.” I’m down with that. Adam sounds good. Josh sounds great. Deanna even sounds decent for most of her solo.
HANNAH IS SAFE! (Team Blake) You…must…be…kidding…me…..
ROB: “Sitting on the Dock of the Bay”
This is a weird last chance song. He needed to LAY IT all out. I’m talking some Percy Sledge. He sounds great though. All the runs are on point. It just wasn’t a singing for your supper kind of performance.
DEANNA: “Help Me Make it Through the Night”
Well, that’s an apt song title. Why aren’t they touting her as a country singer? She is actually sounding pretty good on these high notes and her head voice sounds really pretty. Of course, there’s moments here and there.
ADAM is TERRIBLE at being the loser. He doesn’t know how to support his team. You cast this show, dude. He literally says, anyone at home who suffers from massive insecurity…..please vote for her. Ummmm…. maybe she wouldn’t be so damn insecure if you’d stop fucking talking about it.
JOSH: “I Won’t Back Down”
I love this song. He’s straining a bit on the high notes. It didn’t really show him off, it came off as a guy playing covers at a bar. But, I really do like Josh. Adam is ALWAYS hushing the crowd and saying I only have ten seconds, and then stammers and pauses like a moron. UGH. Adam, shut up.
I tweeted for Rob and it is super stressful. Twitter won’t let you tweet the same thing twice. ADAM STOP HUSHING the audience. Adam must have been the sorest loser in elementary school.
America saved……..Joshua. I like Josh, I’m just sad for Rob.
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