Ru shimmers down the runway. We meet guest judges Merle and Ariana Grande Latte. Michelle and Ross are back.
Katya and Ginger’s outfits are fine. Kennedy’s outfit is ridiculous. I guess she got stabbed by her john then died and “got crystallized in a fire and rose from the ashes.” Max looks like Tom Cruise in Interview with the Vampire.
Pearl’s plastic surgery trauma look is ok, but it feels like a shitty version of Sharon Needles’s plastic surgery look when she made her lips grow. Jaidynn forgot to look glamorous and just went full Halloween. Violet died of anorexia – are we offended? Impressed? I was grossed out by how excited it made the judges. Is it wrong of me that I expected more from the queens? They’ve had time to put these looks together but most of them look half-assed.
In the skits, Ginger plays Danny Devito playing the Penguin playing Michelle and really kills it. KandyGo’s beard is back with a vengeance. And her hair hanging out the back. Was Violet giving anyone else Heather Matarazzo meets Carmen Carerra? Max looks consipated. Jaidynn barely knew any of the lines despite making it clear that learning them was her top priority.
Katya wins the week, and her team wins the challenge.
Now time for the critiques – Max is still wearing grey hair. Michelle gets a little testy with the accuracy of Violet’s NJ accent. Miss Fame misses the same “head” joke from last week. and talks nonstop when they ask her what the hell is wrong with her. Jaidynn gets shit on for not knowing her lines, and for her barbed wire outfit. The idea is good, but the problem is in the Execution (Zing!).
KandyGo and Jaidynn perform an Ariana Grande song that I don’t remember and I refuse to look it up. Both were fine.. The winner of the lip-syncs continue to seem arbitrary. I’m glad we got rid of Kandy before the Snatch Game because I know that would be painful to watch. Who do you think will be the worst at Snatch?