Max and Pearl give the Most Busted award to JDF, who hopes we all burn in hell. You know, JDF is just fine. She comes off as pleasant and not as objectionable this week. As Raven pointed out in Toot or Boot, she would benefit from ditching all those chokers cuz they cover up her neck and make her look thicker.
Ginger Minj and KandyWho issue Most Shadiest to Violet, who deserves it. Her play on the Sally Field acceptance speech was fine. I liked KandyWho’s joke about Ginger putting “the Fun in Elephant.” Then another joke about Kennedy being black. Racial.
Miss Fame and Violet joke about sex parts, which I guess is technically relevant because they are giving the award for the Meatiest Tuck. Katya wins, quoting Bob Ross, who famously said that “the key to a swollen vagina is courage.”
Max and Pearl win the overall challenge. New Jersey’s Michelle Visage, who apparently has forgotten Katya’s Spongebob SquareHair from last week, tells Katya she needs more volume. Michelle finally tells Ginger Minj to cut back on the scalp spray paint. Isaac loves Violet. If you didn’t have to spend any time with her offstage I could see why she’d be appealing. The judges talk to her about her attitude, and it seems she has started to loosen up a little bit. So y’all Violet haters, steel yourselves for her continued presence. By the time she leaves, you might even cry!
The judges deliberate and decide that MKD is not good enough. Also KandyWho disappeared in Ginger’s zaftig shadow. They are up for elimination. KandyWho does not work her cape at all, but performs slightly better than MKD. What is it exactly that MKD is good at? Delivering jokes about suburban alcoholism. What is she bad at? Everything else. Alas. MKD, Queen of the Wine Cooler, goes home. It’s a little sad. Then she spoils the goodwill I have towards her by being bitter about Pearl. I’m pretty sure they had MKD on because the casting department threatened to walk if they didn’t stop her from sending more sad casting tapes.