Last week, NeNe pulled out her very best fake tears for an Uber apology. Sheree grilled Kandi like an OLG swordfish and Kenya, like Kim’s integrity, was nowhere to be found.
Porsha and Rickey Smiley go roller skating. She says she hasn’t skated since she was 18 and the editors play footage of her roller skating on TV four years ago. For what it’s worth, Porsha was probably counting her age in brain development years. She overestimated. She’s worried about trying to be a mother when she has so much work. She has to boss Lauren around, get her hair and makeup done so she can tell jokes for an hour and then learn 17 lines in a play. She’s a regular Rosie the Riveter.
Kenya appears for the first time in weeks at The Bailey Agency of Hooker Boots and Cargo Bags. Kenya is going to host the release of her PSA there and will also invite domestic violence survivors. She isn’t pregnant yet but says that she and Marc can’t keep their hands off of each other. I hope they know that other parts will be necessary at some point.
Kandi and Don Juan talk about a property she plans to buy. He’s against it, mostly because it’s a recycling plant and he doesn’t want to go back to muttering “paper or plastic”. They talk about the NeNe situation. Todd says that the president has said worse so a comedian shouldn’t be held to a higher standard. Kandi doesn’t want this to hurt their new friendship but the other people involved in the tour wanted her gone. I hope Kandi is prepared for the heaps of backlash she’ll get for not being equally outraged over the rape comments from last year. I also hope she’ll start recycling hair at that new property. We all know how mad Momma Joyce got at Karmen taking Kandi’s old hair and making a mullet weave out of it.
Sheree has swindled another contractor into completing her basement at the chateau. The basement has a man cave which is ironic since that’s essentially where Tyrone’s residing for the next few years. They talk about having a destination wedding. Their current options are the courthouse between their respective court appearances or Alcatraz.
NeNe and Brentt talk about his future. Because he’s a glutton for punishment, he wants to become a stand up comedian too. NeNe warns him about the dangers of being on stage and says that while she won’t force him to go to school, he does need to think about a career because jobs suck. I know that not everyone is cut out for school but, yeah, she needs to throw his ass in some kind of school until he figures out how to eat when NeNe’s gravy train crusts over.
Meanwhile, Noelle has decided that she wants to go into dentistry. She has an internship with a prosthodontist and says that when she dies she wants to be remembered for making a difference in the world. Some kids march on Washington, some use their gap year to fill the gaps in people’s mouths…it’s all basically the same thing.
Kenya is at the salon with the women she is making over for the PSA. She gives them gowns that were donated by her friends. The women get dressed up and made over and it’s really heartwarming. Kenya says that she’s broken the cycle. I hope that she has because sometimes she seems to tiptoe around Marc and his wants. I dare say that the garage window repair shops in Atlanta disagree with me.
Kaleigh and Sheree discuss Tyrone in a special segment I like to call: Sweatsuits and Parolees. As she pretends to start making breakfast for her daughter, Sheree defends Tyrone’s situation by saying that he’s fallen on hard times, more times that he’d like to remember by the time he’s finally released, and she wants to be there for him. Kaleigh says that there’s plenty of fish in the sea and doesn’t understand why she’d pick the jailbait. I’m still trying to figure out why Sheree chose to drive a $200,000 car while building a useless oversized house and raising two kids but some questions weren’t meant to be answered.
Sheree says that sometimes you have to be there for people when they’re down. Sheree knows about being down especially when the air mattress pops. Fortunately Kaleigh seems to have sense and isn’t ingesting this felonious pile of nonsense her mom is feeding here. She also has enough sense to change the subject from that horrific breakfast Sheree was about to make. Those eggs would have been covered in construction dust and fingerprint residue from her last conjugal visit.
It’s time for the release of Kenya’s PSA. All of the women gather and they’re hoping Marc will be there. Kenya says that he will not because he had to work and that he needs her to book his plane ticket, pick his clothes, program him not to snap out of the sunken place when a camera flash goes off etc…
As Kenya begins to introduce the women and the PSA, Marc walks in the door and blows her a kiss. The PSA is played and Sheree takes credit for bringing all of this to the forefront. Afterwards, Cynthia runs over and hugs Marc before Kenya even introduces him because awkward. Sheree asks him about his nose ring under the guise of being interested in one herself. She better get into Claire’s before they go bankrupt; Piercing Pagoda isn’t in the budget after Tyrone’s elaborate prison escape room she’s building in the basement.
I really hate when the women go after the husbands. Sheree says that she hasn’t seen a nose ring since Tupac. The crazy thing is Tyrone won’t be out of prison until they perfect Tupac’s hologram. He probably won’t get out until they finally find out who killed Tupac. Lastly, I’m sure Tyrone will have new holes when he gets out of prison too. Actually the last part of Tyrone that’ll be pierced is his nose. The rest of the women meet Marc. NeNe says that Kenya seems to really be in love.
Porsha and NeNe talk. Porsha says that she’s been holding herself accountable but NeNe doesn’t agree. Basically she needs to get trashed at the reunion and then they’ll pick a new enemy for next season.
Next week, Porsha starts her play and Sheree reveals her basement. Eva is throwing a Halloween party to celebrate her move. Kim, Sheree and Porsha have some kind of issue over a text and NeNe brings out the bug spray. What’d you think? Love you for reading and commenting!
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