RuPaul Announces he is Married!!! – Yahoo
In a matter of fact way, RuPaul announced that he and his long term partner married this yearly privately and mostly for the tax break because they already know that they are devoted and happy. But who doesn’t love a nice tax incentive even if the cost is conforming yourself to traditions like us mere mortals. I love him and nothing is more perfect than his marriage to a burly rancher.
Kal Penn Livetweets RHOBH – Perez
Kal’s disgust with our political climate has birthed a beautiful baby: his live tweeting of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. All of it is amazing and really important. My favorite so far is “This all very dramatic. Are they friends?” He knows so little and yet speaks so much. What I would give to dip into these shows with fresh eyes once again.
Heidi Montag is an Idiot – People
She was like really obsessed with THINGS and with like having them because having a lot of money is HARD. Also because I can’t be stupider than her: “I feel like it’s harder to make money in this world than it’s been in a long time. And we need it — we need money to survive and for food. So, there’s certainly a difference between needing money and enjoying the works of our hands, which is Biblical, and loving money.” She is the WORST. But I could listen to her talk all goddamn day. She is super biblical and loves money only in so much as she uses it to buy plastic to inject into herself because that’s what god would want. Also she is only 30 years old. She looks like a melting 60 year old.
Alison Brie and Dave Franco are Married – Entertainment Weekly
Alison Brie, noted cutie, and Dave Franco, noted cutie and more down to earth brother of James Franco’s ego, are married! They are so cute and will have painfully cute babies and a cute life. I have no shade because their super casual engagement story reminds me of my super casual engagement and subsequent attempt to wear to find a lime green wedding dress. Love them.
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