Calling all nerds (or nerd wannabes … or people who just enjoy humorous rantings),
Jewpacabra here to recap the best reality show on television, King of the Nerds. Quick recap of last week: Heather went whaling, but was ultimately thwarted by Moby Dick, Cylon Kaitlin is still obsessed with horses, there were raps and a much better song, and the J-crew lost out when Battle Rabbi Ori lost the Nerd Off. However on a huge positive note, our favorite Mostly Gay Heather messaged me on twitter alerting me to the fact that all of the gentleman nerds on Team Smash are Jewish so the J-Crew survives. Well except for Colby, unless he is also the star of this actual TV show that I happened to see a commercial for
Also, via Lily’s twitter I found out that the cast saved one of the Ornacia clones from the last Nerd Off to be Ori’s Horcrux on the
sacrificial shrine to Hades fireplace mantle, making his soul the most fabulous in King of the Nerds history.
So this week’s episode is entitled Nuclear Nerd Games and from what I can tell about this episode, the nerds will be having a Board Game Night aka Jewpacabra wins. I live for board games!
We get the typical opening and recap and thus we bust right into the Nerds returning from the Nerd Off. Everyone is sad Ori was eliminated (well kinda… Catwoman Amanda is more concerned that Colby will be a threat later on) and the nerds decide to play a producer suggested night of board games. They settle on playing Puerto Rico, which I have actually never played but I imagine that you have to protect two lovers from two rival gangs that like to dance their feelings away and have rumbles.
The next morning Rainbow Bright Raychelle and Cylon Kaitlin actually get into an argument about ponies. PONIES PEOPLE. Rainbow Bright wants the challenge to be about My Little Pony to which Cylon Kaitlin says ponies are devious little bastards and are not to be trusted. Ponies bad. Horses good. Rainbow Bright defends the Power of Friendship between the My Little Ponies but Kaitlin says real life ponies are the only ones that matter and they are all dicks. HAHAHAHA cutest argument ever.
At the round table we get another amazing fun fact when 80/20 Heather reveals that Amanda named her kid Atreyuuuuuuuuu. OMG NEVERENDING STORY IS MY SHIT! I’ve been trying to make a geneticist friend for years so they can cross breed a dog and a ferret to make a Falcor
CALLING ALL NERDS!!!!!
The nerds gather outside where Robert and Curtis are there to introduce this weeks Nerd War challenge. Deep Sea Ben is instantly worried because they are wearing suits and he assumes someone has died. What? That’s a weird place to jump to. Someone had a traumatic experience as a child didn’t they????
Anyways a box is delivered to the house containing some guest nerds who will participating with the teams in a “nerd party game” face off.
Colby quotes one of my favorite movies of all time and says, “What’s in the booooooox?” Keep this up Colby and you might become one of my new favorites. Wait, is Gwenyth Paltrow’s severed head a celebrity nerd? Is it available for filming?
Before the guests are revealed the groups split off to start forming a strategy, like that’s possible.