Hello my, DAHLING, Trashies! How is everyone? Have you been having night terrors since the last episode? So has MisRed. Don’t worry, we can all go to group therapy and send Andy Cohen the bill!!
Don’t worry, we’ll address this photo in therapy as well.
Where were we? Oh yes, Kyle and LVP made up after Lisa neglected Kyle’s feelings, and fled a restaurant in direct response to Kyle neglecting to give LVP’s lawsuit dismissal the attention she thought it deserved. Teddi had everyone to her beach house and Erika left the house and went to the Double Tree under questionable circumstances. Dorit stirred up drama with Erika, Kyle, Camille, and spoke about LVP behind her back, saying LVP was jealous. MisRed, for one, is hoping Dorit gets her ass kicked for it, but we shall see. Everyone is in NYC for Fashion Week.
Speaking of NYC, did everyone see the news about how the cast of New York almost died on some Columbian Cruise Ship?
As always, Ramona feels entitled to the best seat.
Off the bat, MisRed must stand corrected. Last week she said that she believed there was some script behind Erika’s exit to the Double Tree- I know everyone had their opinions, but an Old Queen in a Bar told MisRed- who is she kidding- it was Teddi’s blog- said that once shooting had finished for the evening, Erika just packed up her sh*t and left- like she had planned it all along. As if to say- ok, my work here is done, I’m going home. So… take that for what it’s worth, which is the cyber-paper it’s written on.
Let’s get started, shall we?
We open in New York City- with Dorit upset that it’s raining on the actual day of the party to celebrate her Bella Magazine cover. It’s Jesus weeping for the future of Bella Magazine, if you want MisRed’s opinion. Dorit says she is following in LVP’s foot-steps. Oh, LVP did a Bella cover as well. Who could forget? Oh that’s right- all of us.
Starring LVP as Daddy Warbucks and Dorit as the penniless orphan, Annie.
Note: Dorit is traipsing around in a sweat suit with holes all over it. It looks like she found them in a dumpster, after the street vagrant who once owned them was attacked by a pack of Wolverines. They probably cost $1,700.
Dorit interviews that Bella is WELL-AWARE that she is a designer and embodies what Bella represents. Interesting. Show of hands for anyone who knew Bella’s mission statement is “to stir as much sh*t as humanly possible, act like a pretentious snob with fake accents, all whilst being a broke-ass-slag married to a pussing boil on the ass of humanity?”
MisRed is teasing- she knows you’ve never heard of Bella either, much less are familiar with their strange mission statement.
Cut to Camille and Teddi. Camille is nervous because her daughter, GG, is walking in the Malan Breton fashion show- and Camille is very nervous for her. MisRed hopes her IBS isn’t acting up again- well, we’ll never know as Camille is wearing black pants. Kyle joins them and asks about the dinner the previous evening.
Who told Kyle she should be wearing horizontal stripes? Oh wait is that MisRed’s cardigan from the 6th Grade? Was it in the dumpster next to Dorit’s “designer” sweat suit?
Dorit makes Camille’s IBS act up…
Camille tosses some well-deserved shade saying, “It was interesting, Dorit spoke the whole time.” Teddi clarifies that Dorit narrated what Lisa Rinna missed over the previous two weeks, and one of the things that was brought up again was the situation at the Beach House. Kyle doesn’t understand why Dorit is making such a big deal about it, yes, people were annoyed that Erika left, but everyone is over it- except Dorit- and probably Erika who will probably cry about it at the reunion.
Teddi also slips in “She threw Lisa under the bus last night too.” Teddi elaborates that Dorit eluded to LVP being jealous of Kyle and Dorit’s friendship. Kyle expresses that she thinks LVP will be very hurt by Dorit saying that. Teddi says that hopefully Dorit is telling LVP today- and Kyle is confused. Teddi says that is she had said something like that she would call the friend and explain that she had messed up.
Bahahahahahahah Teddi, MisRed loves you my dear, and she knows you love horses, but Dorit may, indeed, say something to LVP but she will not admit to any wrong-doing and will, in fact, twist the story to suit her narrative, and will blame everybody else in the process. Mark MisRed’s words.
Dorit and LVP walk through a park and Dorit says “Lisa, I love you and you are one of my best friends, and anytime conversations happen or if a moment happens like it did at Palihouse, I want for it to be front and center. We never really discussed it.” LVP says she doesn’t really want to rehash, but alas, Dorit does. So Dorit continues “It’s not a big deal. I was so laser-focused on Kyle,” (apparently Dorit’s excuse for all wrong-doings is being “laser-focused” on something) “because she was upset, and she was upset because of me. When you left, it was VERY shocking.”
LVP is like- ok, what are you trying to say to me? Just cut to the chase and stop making a big deal out of it.
Dorit says she hasn’t had a chance to say it- acting like LVP is monopolizing the conversation. And Dorit says “Trust me, I would never say anything that you would make you never want be friends with me again.”
LVP is like- Tell me.
Yes, your nylon wig is on straight, Dorit
Dorit continues the drama “In my mind, I was thinking to myself- What on Earth warranted that kind of departure?”
LVP is like- Tell me.
Dorit says, “I said that when we’re in groups of people, that I don’t listen to you.”
LVP says- You don’t, and that Dorit just prattles on and on.
Dorit says “Exactly, so this is all I said.”
LVP interviews that both Dorit’s best and worst quality is that she talks too much- and many times the importance of what she is saying is diminished because it’s caught up in so much other nonsense.
Then, Dorit announces that she is standing up for this conversation, trying to, psychologically give her the upper-hand, “I’m definitely over it, but I want to make sure that if I’ve said anything off the back of that, that I’ve told you.” Dorit says she was upset that LVP was upset.
Dorit spins her web of delusion
LVP asks if Dorit has told her everything? Lisa thinks the whole thing is bizarre. Dorit says “I don’t want things coming out that- and it not come straight from the source.” She goes on to say that she thinks LVP was upset because she didn’t have Dorit’s attention- and Dorit brings up Lisa’s childhood and that she didn’t have much attention as a child.
What are you talking about, Dorit?
LVP corrects Dorit saying that she did, indeed, have attention as a child, what she had said was that her parents rarely said, “I love you,” but that it typical of the British.
MisRed aside- MisRed can vouch. MrRed is British and I’ve been working with him for 15 years now and he’s ALMOST human. He told his father that he loves him and tried to hug him and his Father accused him of being gay. So that’s the Brits for you.
LVP says that she’s not needy for attention. And that she doesn’t need Dorit’s attention- and it’s still a mean thing to say about a friend. AND LVP says she could have said that Dorit screwed up a few times the previous year and that she didn’t start trashing Dorit over it.
Dorit says that what she said was inconsequential and LVP says she doesn’t think it was otherwise Dorit wouldn’t be telling her. Then Dorit starts, literally, jumping up and down- it’s the strangest thing. And then LVP calls her a “stupid cow” and gives her a pass and a hug. DAMN IT, MisRed so wanted to see Dorit’s skin get peeled from her face.
OMG. MisRed is actually starting to feel sorry for P-Kay. He married Dorit and now has to blindly defend all of her ridiculous bullsh*t.
Well, yeah, that’s one way to do it.
Erika and Brian Moylan – in a short suit – meaning a suit with shorts as the bottom part- head to Simon and Schuster and meet everyone
Erika’s ready to have her balls sucked
including John, the faux Military Gay.
Not sure what he’s fighting against- good taste, perhaps?
Erika feels that she is a fish out of water.
Now we get the “getting ready” montage:
Dorit’s Glam Squad- Heckle and Jeckle are working heavy construction on Dorit’s face and nylon wig.
How many days do we have to bring this together?
Dorit is nervous for her big Magazine Cover Party and asks if she looks androgynous? She feels she needs to have fashion just OOZING out of her.
Gonna need the caulk over here!
Ugh, the vomit is OOZING up in to MisRed’s throat…Blech.
Hmm, some algae from the Melrose Place pool is lingering in the back…
In another construction zone across town, Rinna is getting made up by her glam squad. She says her daughters, GG and the Udder One” have the same, yet, completely different schedules for fashion week, so Rinna is crazed because, you know, she’s like, a Momager. Rinna gets a message that her daughters will be walking in the Dolce & Gabana show, but not the one in NYC but the one in Milan. Rinna calls The Udder One to tell her and catches her peeing. Rinna really is trying to work the “wacky” angle this season.
We just have to re-shoe her and she’ll be ready to trot
Teddi is getting some horse hair sewn into her weave.
Erika is prepping, and her inspiration for “The Moment” is Baby-Doll Hooker.
At Kyle’s remodeling- not her house- but her face and hair. LVP comes in and tells Kyle that she saw Dorit, and that they talked about Palihouse and that Dorit confessed to having said a few negative things about her. Kyle says, “I’m curious exactly HOW she said it.”
Dorit making sh*t up? You don’t say…
LVP says that it wasn’t that bad and Kyle is suspicious, of course, because she knows Dorit’s antics. She says in her interview “I get the feeling that Dorit was not honest about what she said.” Yup. A ton of bricks doesn’t need to fall on Kyle or anything, right?
Could we redirect the ton of bricks to fall on Dorit instead?
Kyle says to LVP, that Camille and Teddi told her that, at the dinner the previous evening, Dorit told them things that she and LVP had talked about. And that the night at Palihouse, after LVP left – both Kyle and Dorit were pissed off- but that Dorit told her things that LVP had said to Dorit in private. LVP wants to know what things were said. Kyle says that it’s the same things that were said at the table the previous evening to Camille and Teddi- that LVP is insecure and needy and jealous and that LVP is “a lot of work.”
LVP is flabbergasted and wants to hear everything. Kyle says that it started with Dorit filling Rinna in on what she had missed and about the drama at the Beach House- and how Kyle was the one who made a big deal about Erika leaving. LVP just is stunned that Dorit said these things and her feelings are very hurt by this- Kyle says that she TOLD Camille and Teddi that Lisa’s feelings would be very hurt by this. LVP asks if she’s SURE that Dorit said these things? Kyle says that Dorit said at dinner to all of the ladies and that Kyle IS going to say something to Dorit about it.
LVP says “It’s her big night tonight…”
<INSERT MISRED’S MANIACAL LAUGH HERE>
The gals are loaded up into a van to head to the Bella Magazine party- we see Bella really shelled out the big bucks for Dorit’s arrival via LITTLE FAMILY VAN.
Did P-Kay pick out that outfit?
The next few minutes are all about Dorit and her cover.
Cue the implosion in 3..2..1
Who cares… moving right along.
Gotta go- catching the last train to Clarkesville
Fashion Designer, Marc Bouwer shows up- looking like a reject from a Monkees audition, hugs Rinna and Camille. Apparently, he’s loaned these two broken hoes dresses in the past. Rinna says that being on a soap opera, nobody would loan her a dress, but Marc Bouwer did – and MisRed can see why- it’s fugly, he wanted to get it the hell out of his studio.
Kyle sits with Erika and Rinna and addresses the beach house situation. She says that it was made into a much bigger situation that it was, and she heard someone say that it was her, ALONE, who was upset and worked-up and made a big deal out of it and that just wasn’t the case.
Rinna’s face is EVERYTHING
Erika says that she was embarrassed and she’s glad Kyle talked to her about it, she doesn’t want to talk about it again, and that they are fine. Which is normally code for “we’re not fine” but Erika SEEMS genuine, but we will see how this plays out.
LVP briefly talks to Teddi about the Dorit situation. Teddi tells her that she really thinks that Dorit isn’t malicious, but that she likes to put on a show when she’s telling a story. Oh, and she’s also a twat. But MisRed may have added that last bit in.
Dorit says she really feels like she has accomplished something. Yes, a photograph of your face on a magazine cover really is a big accomplishment. Everyone leaves the party and gets soaked in the rain, which is hysterical.
Bella Magazine didn’t shell out for Valets with umbrellas…
They huddle under jackets, and some nice guy puts his jacket over Erika,
This guy thought he was getting lucky with a Baby Doll Hooker
and Rinna is left in the dust. Some total rando helps Rinna to the van.
Rinna hustles an umbrella from a total stranger. #hustlebaby
Glad y’all spent a zillion dollars on those fancy blow outs huh?
The ladies move to a bar and there’s a gold rat on a pedestal, so Rinna feels right at home.
They all sit down and Erika says “Teddi, as your friend, I’m telling you, I can see your puss.” Teddi asks if she’s into it?
I can see your puss. But can I PAT THE PUSS?!!?!
Erika interviews “Here’s how you handle seeing up someone’s skirt. You look at them and say, I can see up your skirt. You do the other girl a solid.” Teddi covers her lap with a jacket and Erika says, “There you go, save you a lot of trouble.”
They all toast, and Rinna, who apparently never drinks, says “I’m not responsible for anything that comes out my mouth after this drink.” Why should today be any different? They decide they are all going to get drunk.
BUT Kyle has something she needs to say first- something she wants to get off her chest.
Dorit says “Well, so much for the fun night!”
Kyle looks at Dorit and says “Congratulations, you look beautiful, honestly. And if I didn’t care about you I wouldn’t say anything.” She asks why she was being singled out in the beach house situation? And she wants to know why it was made a bigger deal than it was, when Dorit is supposed to be her friend?
I’ve got something to get off my chest that will ruin your night
Dorit asks how she made it a bigger deal? Ok, here we go.
Really Kyle, you had to do this NOW? MisRed understands wanting to confront Dorit, especially, with all of the parties present, so that Dorit can’t spin her tales. But it is a special night for Dorit, even if she is the most horrible excuse for a human being, it’s kind of sh*tty to accuse a friend of being a sh*tty friend on their special night because then it kind of makes YOU look like the sh*tty friend.
Kyle says that Dorit went to Erika making it seem like it was a huge deal. Dorit says, that she told Erika that there were many conversations about Erika that night and Kyle was VERY outspoken and Kyle was “very, very, very upset.”
We see the footage for the zillionth time where Kyle says “I think that’s weird. It is what it is.” Is MisRed on glue? She’s not seeing the outspokenness or Kyle being very very very upset. Oh wait, is Dorit exaggerating??? Ok, got it.
Kyle goes on to say to Dorit, “Who in this group are you closest to?” Dorit says Kyle and Lisa. Kyle says, “Then why would you go and try to hurt us by saying things against us?”
Dorit, ever the victim
Dorit says, exasperated “WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?”
LVP wonders why Kyle is doing this in the middle of Dorit’s big night- and LVP really doesn’t want to be in the middle.
It’s also a little hard to fathom how Dorit could have absolutely no idea what Kyle is talking about. I mean, she knew she had to apologize to LVP to not get exiled to Greenland, so she can’t possibly be THAT clueless.
Kyle says that a conversation got back to her how Dorit was saying things about both her and Lisa. Kyle then wonders why Lisa is not chiming in? Dorit, of course, immediately wants to know who said it? Probably, so she can target them next.
Allow Teddi to inject some actual reality
Teddi chimes in that everyone is reiterating everything, but that she and Camille had lunch with Kyle and then went onto explain exactly what was said- that Dorit feels that LVP has an issue with Dorit being close with Kyle. And that Dorit implied that LVP gets jealous when Dorit as a connection with someone else.
GOD BLESS RINNA
Can MisRed just mention for a sec that Rinna is absolutely sh*t faced and it’s a riot. She goes to the bathroom and has to somehow maneuver herself back onto the couch next to LVP.
Dorit tries to say that everyone is making too big of a deal out of this. Interesting when the rented Louboutin is on the other foot, isn’t it Dorit? Teddi asks for Erika to CONFIRM and Erika agrees, 100%.
LVP says in her interview that she’s really confused because nothing that Dorit said in the park even remotely matches up with what she was hearing. And she says to Dorit “Apparently, a lot of negative sh*t was said about me.”
Dorit says she has no idea who would say that things were negatively said. And then she claims to have told LVP exactly what she said. Which she didn’t.
Teddi interjects that she relayed exactly what was said. Dorit, who is yelling, tells Teddi to take down her tone. And Teddi, who loves horses, says, “No, because you’re yelling over everybody, all of the time!” Amen.
How many more notches can Teddi take it down?
Dorit keeps saying for Teddi to take down her tone and then says, “I’m not in one of your accountability memberships.” You got that right. “Bring it down about 15 notches!”
Hell, her check would bounce anyway.
Teddi interviews “Bring my career into it all you like, honey. I’m not accepting new clients.” LOL. Teddi tells Dorit that she doesn’t say things that aren’t true- and that’s just who she is, and Dorit can throw her job in her face all she likes, but Teddi doesn’t say things that aren’t true.
Kyle is proud of Teddi for standing up to Dorit. Kyle wishes LVP would defend herself.
Everyone starts talking amongst themselves, and poor wasted Rinna just keeps saying, over and over, “What’s going on? What’s the issue?” Bahahah.
Finally, LVP just covers Rinna’s mouth with her hand.
Anyone else hoping Kyle just chokes Dorit out?
Kyle gets up in Dorit’s grill- she’s angry but you can tell she’s also HURT- which is exactly the expression on LVP’s face as well. Kyle doesn’t understand why Dorit would say things about them, when they have both been good friends to her. Dorit really doesn’t understand “this rage.” Erika tries to diffuse the situation.
Everyone, kind of, disbands.
Rinna and Camille get up and leave, because their GGs have runway shows in the morning.
Erika Jayne the voice of reason
LVP, Kyle, Teddi and Erika huddle up and Kyle asks Erika if she were in Kyle and Lisa’s shoes, would she feel “f*cked over” by Dorit? Erika asks Kyle exactly what she’s upset about? They continue to talk and Dorit walks out of the bathroom, past them and right up the stairs, which none of them seem to notice, BTW.
In Dorit’s talking head she says, “I am so hurt by what Kyle has done tonight- ON MY NIGHT.” I do see Dorit’s point- a little- Kyle could have picked a better time. But, COME ON Dorit, how does your own f*cking medicine taste?
- Dorit embarrassed Erika about not wearing panties underneath a fancy dress, and accused her of flashing her vile husband, P-Kay.
- Dorit and P-Kay accused Rinna of being schizophrenic and on drugs. In fairness, Rinna accused them of allowing people to do coke in the bathroom at their house, so that one might be a wash.
- Dorit kept Teddi waiting for an hour and then attacked Teddi for serving her a beverage in the wrong type of glass- and CONTINUED to bring up both topics every time she could crowbar it into a conversation.
- Dorit called Camille a “stupid c*nt” in front of her new boyfriend.
- Dorit exaggerated Kyle’s reaction to Erika leaving the Beach House, and then tattled to Erika about it.
- Dorit vag-shamed Erika again about having her monthly visitor.
- Dorit said that LVP is needy, jealous and insecure.
Yup, well that’s basically the ENTIRE cast. Dorit, your work here is done.
CLEAR DORIT. CLEAR HER.
Kyle vacates the area and LVP asks Erika and Teddi if they were LVP, which of course, they never could be, Dahlings, if they would feel f*cked over by what Dorit did? Teddi says she would because she’s a sensitive person. LVP leaves and Erika says to Teddy “This is why I hang out with gays.” Amen sistah, MisRed too. Erika says, privately, to Teddi that she would be pissed if she were LVP.
Let’s take it into the street, betch.
Kyle walks upstairs and stands next to Dorit and says “Ugh, we have to talk without all of the chaos around us.”
LVP comes out to where Dorit and Kyle are standing and says, “I really don’t feel good about anyone talking sh*t about me, I really don’t feel good.”
Dorit says she’s going back to the hotel in a cab because she “doesn’t want to be around all of this sh*t.” You made your sh*t bed, Dorit. LVP says she will go with Dorit in the cab.
This upsets Kyle because she feels that LVP holds Kyle to a different standard. Every time Kyle has said anything remotely unflattering about LVP, LVP has punished Kyle. That IS true.
Kyle says to Dorit “You and I are the one who had a problem. You and I will go in the cab.” Dorit says she won’t go with Kyle. Erika tries to intervene that their friendship is so important they should all go home together.
Dorit insists on going in a cab and LVP goes with her. LVP says in her interview that she believes her friendship with Dorit supersedes anything that was said.”
Kyle is like… Girl Bye and gets in the van. Erika tells Dorit she is going home in the van with them and that it’s the right thing to do. Dorit is acting like a baby. Can someone push her in front of a bus?
They get on the van and Kyle is crying. LVP says that she doesn’t want Kyle to cry- and Kyle is like- just leave me alone. Kyle calls LVP unloyal. (Psst, DISLOYAL, is the more common word.) LVP denies it and says that she doesn’t want Dorit to be upset.
ARE YOU KIDDING ME LVP?!?!?!
Erika sits Dorit down on the van and tells her not to say a word to anyone. Can we make that be forever?
You better back it up…
The conversation goes like this:
Kyle to LVP: “You want to see unloyal? You’re about to see it f*cking now.”
Dorit regarding Kyle: “Why is she’s trying to divide Lisa and me?
Kyle says to LVP: “Sit down in your f*cking seat and leave me alone.”
Teddi to Dorit regarding Kyle: “Her feelings are hurt too.”
Dorit says Teddi: “This is not about you.” Was Teddi making it about her? Oh and that’s rich, Dorit, you, who makes everything about you.
Lisa to Kyle: “I love you, I don’t want you to be upset.”
Kyle to LVP: “Sit in your chair, Lisa, you’re so full of sh*t now and I don’t like it.”
Dorit to uh, whoever: “Lisa is my friend and said, “It’s your night, I’m not going to let her go on her own. That’s like weird to be mad at that.” In interview Dorit says, “Kyle is one of my best friends. You don’t behave like this. Why would she ever want to see me go home alone? Why would she get so upset with Lisa? I don’t understand it.”
Yes, Dorit, as always, you have missed the point completely and made it all about you. How can Dorit think THIS is about her going back to the hotel alone in a cab???
Kyle to Lisa: “You never appreciate me.”
LVP to Kyle: “I do, I love you.”
Kyle: “I’m done, I’m done, I’m done.” Do you think she is done? Me neither?
LVP in interview says that she doesn’t understand why at the end of an evening where it’s been all about her being wronged, is she being attacked and yelled at and have to reassure Kyle that I love her?
Bahahaah, these betches are too much.
Kyle to Lisa: “You find the wrong person to kiss ass to.“
Kyle says in her interview that she’s not even mad at Dorit anymore- but she’s been hanging in with LVP for 10 years and LVP never appreciates her and this is a perfect example.
Teddi, talking to Kyle says, that she thinks that LVP doesn’t know what to do about someone talking badly about her and doesn’t know how to process it. That’s a fair assessment.
LVP says to Dorit that she (Dorit) has hurt her feelings. Dorit says to Lisa that everything she said to her in the park is exactly what was said. OMG- CAN SOMEONE ROLL THE TAPE?!?!! We need instant replay like in the NFL. How on earth does MisRed even know that the NFL has instant replay???
LVP asks Dorit to go with her to find Kyle- and Dorit declines.
No, Lisa, I made the mess, now you go clean it up.
LVP finds Kyle being consoled by Erika and Teddi and sits down and says, “So now there’s a problem between us?” Hmmm, LVP doesn’t miss a thing, does she?
Kyle tells her that she doesn’t feel appreciated. LVP says “Maybe I don’t like sitting there all night listening to sh*t talk about me.” Kyle says that it wasn’t her and that she’s never done that to LVP.
Is Teddi looking at LVP’s juggs?
Kyle interviews that she doesn’t need LVP to NOT be a friend to Dorit, but she certainly isn’t being a friend to her (Kyle) right now. Kyle says if she had done this, it would have been a huge deal. And she doesn’t understand why Lisa refuses to admit that what Dorit did was really wrong. It feels like a slap in the face to Kyle.
MisRed gets this. LVP isn’t seeing Dorit for what and who she really is. You know- if we are actually seeing the real Dorit, who knows? Could you IMAGINE if the Editors were giving Dorit a GREAT edit and she was actually much, much worse in real life?
Owwwww! I can’t breathe!!
LVP says “How do you think I feel??” Teddi is like – I don’t know. Kyle says, that LVP doesn’t SHOW how she feels. LVP hugs Kyle but Kyle doesn’t really feel it’s genuine it’s almost like LVP is choking Kyle . Kyle tells LVP that she directs her energy in the wrong direction. LVP says that she doesn’t want to have a falling-out with her best friend. Kyle is like – WELL WHAT AM I?!!??
LVP, again, pulls a Palihouse and storms off. Teddi follows her and begs her to go back and hug Kyle and tell her she’s important. LVP refuses and the elevator doors close.
Kyle, I’m sorry Dorit turns everything to crap
Teddi goes back to Kyle and is like “I’m really sorry.” Kyle is like- it is what it is.
Next week, we see the GGs walking in the shows, LVP tells Dorit “I love you, mainly on the strength of loving your husband.” Dorit says – that hurts.
Poor Dorit. Boo Hoo
Rinna is THRILLED that there is now a rift and doesn’t understand why people kiss LVP’s ass anyway. Bethenny tries to broker peace between Kyle and LVP. That should be good because Bethenny is a real relationship builder. Hey, maybe we fill find out this is about Tom?
The great neutralizer: Bethenny
3 HOURS to watch this episode. Must be a new record. MisRed is going to check into rehab… for something, she isn’t sure. She’s on narcissistic clueless betch overload. Surely, someone has treatment? Don’t call me Shirley.
What’s your take on this whole sh*t show? Who’s side are you on? Is Dorit’s day of reckoning nigh? Will LVP continue to turn a blind eye? Will Kyle ever feel appreciated for more than the fat-back laden side kick? Will Rinna ever find out what the issue is?
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