Calling all NERDS!
Jewpacabra here, for another fun filled time recapping what I argue is the best show on television. Last week, we sadly had to say goodbye to Todd the Bodd/Toddzilla, but we did learn about the Power of Friendship and that sumo wrestlers apparently show up in Nerdvana for no goddam reason other than for pure entertainment. BEST SHOW EVER. So lets delve right into this weeks episode.
Episode 4: Do They Choose Wisely…. or Poorly? A little of both honestly
The episode opens with Caprica 6 Cylon Kaitlin once again basking in the glory of victory in the Nerd Off and reminding all the other nerdtestent peons that she is the next supreme (don’t tell Fiona). Notably, Lily (who was the subject of all of Todd the Bod’s rage last week) is happy that she can sleep soundly in Nerdvana once more.
Lilly then proceeds to the
sacrificial shrine fire place mantle, where all of the nerdtestants have been collecting momentos from each Nerd Off to represent each eliminated contestant.
So that makes Jacob the tank, Gollum Thomas (who’s last name is appropriately Vollum… like what are the chances? way to go fate) the Holy Hand Grenade. Thou shall count to 3 and not 4. 3 is the number to which you will count. And Todd the Bodd is the snake. Our nerdtestants have gotten to calling the momentos “horcruxes” a la Harry Potter which basically means that they are all comparing Todd to Voldemort without realizing it because one of Voldemort’s Horcruxes was a snake. Way to go dicks
Also I’m fairly convinced if they gather enough horcruxes, the sacrificial shrine they worship will summon a succubus or something….
Nerd War – CALLING ALL NERDS!!!!!!
So the nerds all gather outside where Curtis and Robert are there to introduce the next challenge. Except for some reason they have been replaced by a robot. Truth time. Jewpacabra is pretty sure robots are slowly taking over the world. Have you seen Apply Pay? It’s terrifying to watch people pay with it. Anyways there is just a boom box sitting there and suddenly it starts playing music. Fans of King of the Nerds (aka me) will recognize this song as “Talk Nerdy to Me”, one of the Nerd Anthems from the Season 1 challenge. OMG YES THEY ARE DOING THIS CHALLENGE AGAIN! We are treated to a flashmob of past contestants including some of our close friends here at TrashTalkTV including
Which makes me think of this – BLAAAARRRRGGG
Also there from Season 1 are Ivan (!!!!!), Josh and Genevieve and from Season 2: Zach (who scares Heather), Chris, Brian. Amanda is exactly like me and is fangirling all over the place. Except I’m a boy. Semantics.
As I suspected, this week the nerds will be redoing the Nerd Anthem challenge. They will be judged on their lyrics, choreography and overall performance. So this episode is basically So You Think You Can America’s Best Dance Crew Idol.