Celebitchy — Cuba Gooding, Jr. Laid Hands On A Waiter & Made Him Cry Over “Bad Service”
Show me the bottle service! Or else…
Dlisted — Naked Helena Bonham Carter Hugging A Giant Tuna For Charity
Well, at least she has a valid excuse if someone politely suggests she browse the Summer’s Eve aisle at the drug store. “It’s not me! That fishy smell is from the giant tuna I was saving with my lady bits.” Suuuure it was, Helena (wink wink).
Perez Hilton — Taylor Swift Sues Guitar Teacher
First, only Tay Tay has the right to copyright and reserve ALL THE WORDS in the English language. Second, guitar teacher? Tay Tay didn’t need to be taught the guitar. She was born out of sea foam, and was then raised by unicorns who gave her a golden guitar. No one taught Tay Tay anything because she was born with all the TALENTS. So go back to whatever hole you came from guitar teacher, and stop making it seem like Tay Tay isn’t perfect and amazing.
Radar Online — Kris Jenner Dropping Last Name Amid Bruce Sex-Change Drama – Why It Won’t Be Kardashian
OF COURSE the Dark Lord’s manager believes that she is powerful enough to join Cher, Madonna and Prince in the one-name club. The last person to go by just Chris turned evil after sucking the life out of the young, so it makes sense that Kris is going this route. Watch out, stem cell babies…KRIS is coming for you.