ZeeEnnui is a jaded resident of West Hollywood. She works in social media, but doesn't care about your Facebook status. Her mind was warped at a young age by exposure to repeat viewings of Pee Wee's Big Adventure and classic horror films. A killer Trivial Pursuit player she can astound even herself with the amount of useless knowledge knocking around in her head. She likes her TV classy, dark and cerebral but her biggest shame is how much she enjoys nighttime soaps written for teens.
  • Ugh, why does Gary think men, MEN, will want to see his fat face in their hand just before they want to have sex?!?!?! And women, we’d run screaming from the house before we’d help our dude open that wrapper and put it on. He’s nasty!

    Kim. You’re a douche. And thanks for thinking that if you inject enough ass into yourself you can represent the “curvy” girls of the world. You can’t, we know you’re enhancing it to make yourself the perfect curvy girl. We’d like you to shut the fuck up and sit the fuck down. You’re a horrible ambassador for body confidence. Try walking around in non-designer duds and without all the makeup, with no help from a doctor to tweak your body. That’s confidence.

  • sleepingnarwhal

    My problem with Kim is that she takes herself way to serious!!!!! The whole family acts like that.

  • Merry

    Wow, klassiness abounds. I’m possibly most offended by Kim, who apparently feels that her bank account is ample evidence of her worth as a human and her contribution to society. Hey Kim, money can’t buy you class. …or love, or a brain, or a job as anything other than a ho.

    I’m sure Miley’s rabid fans will defend her porno as further evidence of her edginess and maturity. I just say: well done, Billy Ray. In the immortal words of Chris Rock: “As a father, you have only one job to do: keep your daughter off the pole!” You, sir, have essentially failed.

  • TN Gal

    I don’t know if Kim realizes it, but the camo pants she’s wearing sure isn’t hiding anything.