Hope you had a fun filled week of nerd shenanigans. I know I did. The Jewpacamigos and I played Settler’s of Catan and unfortunately I got my ass handed to me as everyone else was able to settle the shit out of Catan but me….. Stupid sheep was all I had. And I played some MtG and was once again a loser. So I’m in the mood to tear some people a new one to make myself feel better! Hooray!
So last week, we unfortunately lost Gollum Thomas, but gained a new fun website in girlfriendforthomas.com. He will be missed. He made good faces to screencap. Oh and also Cylon Kaitlin proved she is queen of everything except having feeling other than horse obsessions. OMG SHE IS TINA FROM BOBS BURGERS…. but less boy crazy. Takes time away from her winning at everything. Gah I genuinely enjoy watching all these people. I don’t want to lose anyone tonight.
On to episode 3: The Gods are Angry (Should have been called World War Nerd)
The episode opens with Kaitlin gloating in her win in the nerd off because she is Queen of Everything
However, in a rare display of emotions she is actually sad that Thomas is gone because “he was a pretty cool guy”. Hey that’s better than her reaction last week to Jacob leaving (or lack there of). Ut oh, maybe she is actually Caprica 6 and is learning to love the human underlings. See! I can make obscure nerd references too. Jewpacabra for King of the Nerds Season 4!!!!!!
The next morning, Team Smash wakes up in good spirits and with perhaps the best strategy of all time, “Don’t Lose”. Earth shattering isn’t it? I never would have thought of that! That’s why they are the nerds in contention to be King. Facepalm. Catwoman Amanda also takes the time to remind the viewing audience of the Legion of Bathroom Doom (aka the Secret Six) consisting of occasionally stormy cloud Lily, Rainbow Bright Raychelle, 80/20 Heather, Ben (who? Are you on this show?), and Twerking Math Geek Jonathan
There is some random geek stuff from Ben because the dude has to be on the show at some point and we go right into this weeks NERD WAR!!!!!!
The teams gather outside and apparently Queen Cylon Kaitlin has taken inspiration from last weeks cosplay challenge and decided to cosplay as
Somehow her weird antics make her so damn entertaining.
Curtis and Robert are there and announce it is Ancient History Week (what?), meaning that there are going to explore everything nerdy about myths, engineering and the ancient art of pissing each other off and screaming at people. Ok, truth time. I added that last part but it basically sums up the next hour. The challenge is to have a Nerd-gatta aka a boat race across the pool. The teams will have 2 hours to construct boats made out of the rare ancient materials that are cardboard and duct tape. HAHAAHA yes! Just when I thought this show couldn’t get any more silly, it has. AND I LOVE IT!
The teams break off to their respective war rooms and the challenge is a go