Hello Trash Talkers! Okay how did youse (couldn’t resist) rank this last ep compared to the others? FINALLY! A fight. No Natalie G., the one where you screamed in Karen’s face and did nothing wasn’t a fight. Sorry! I’m for Karen, but regardless, something has got to go down. All they do is sit around and sh*t talk each other and if I wanted that, I’d hit a sorority meeting.
We start the show with Drita at Lady Boss. The place has everything, from makeup to a snake bangle. Karen drops by and invites Drita to her housewarming/poker party. They talk about back in the day playing poker. Nat G. will not be invited but Natalie D. will. Drita is in a great mood, because she is doing a calendar to promote her business. I’m glad, because any of these women in a bad mood at a party is not a good thing. Anger leads to screaming and scarfing down all of the best food, which makes for a terrible guest.
Now we are with Ang at the park, walking what looks like powder puffs on a leash. She meets with Natalie G. and a little dachshund she “borrowed” from Pet Smart. Of course, the walking doesn’t really happen but the talking does. Ang wants to know if Natalie G. has been trashing Karen’s parenting and her daughter on Twitter. She’s only explained to her 1,0000 different ways that you don’t go after the family in this circle. Natalie has a string of lies to get out of this one. She tells Ang Karen hacked into her mother’s facebook on the internet, pulled a pic of her as a child and then posted it on the internet. Then she commented that she heard Natalie G. was bullied as a kid because she was ugly. That is, according to her, when she asked Karen what kind of mother she was. No confession of calling her a deadbeat however. Or about insulting her daughter. Surprise, surprise.
Is anyone else buying this?
Time for another ep with Ang’s Money Pit. Today is the day they are moving to their new home. The interior is still wrecked. Neil has not done his man job yet of fixing any and everything in the house yet. There are wires hanging from the ceilings. It’s livable according to him. He tells her the washer and dryer are hooked up, thinking this will get him off the hook. Actually, now he’s in deeper because he implied she can do the laundry. Did he not get the memo that this is also a man job? She rants to us that he is a lazy b*stard and I agree. Then she orders him to stay at the house with the dogs while she stays at her sister’s. Smart move. One night in this danger zone should motivate the hell out of him. That’s assuming he gets out of it alive.
This much ugly better come with a huge wallet.
London and Natalie G. are at the liquor store. She needs to relax. Lying nonstop is a huge stressor. She pretends to be uppity and know everything about fine wines. I know she is secretly looking for the boxed wine. She drones to London about her conversation with Ang. It’s the usual with her. She is really pissed that Karen wants Ang and Drita to bring her to her.
I think it’s great. Karen’s playing the Godfather and Nat’s the nobody. What a wonderful way to remind her that she is, was and will always be a wannabe in the lifestyle. “Alleged ties” are not ties. Natalie attempts to go gangster on us and informs us that she will take care of Karen like she did last time. Huh? She did nothing but stand on the street, grab her crotch and scream. Someone please inform her this is not a good thing. Maybe on an entirely different network, but not this one.