Ms. Insufferable Joins Suits for Season 8 – Variety
Katherine Heigl is joining Suits, a TV show that has been on for an eight inexplicable years, and this is no good. No good at all. We can expect at hundreds of interviews in which she shrugs her whole body while denying that she is taking over for a princess but being sooooo flattered that we think that she is a princess. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gwyny Getting Married – People
Gwyneth Paltrow is getting married and planning a wedding. She feels just like a kid! And thanks to her snake oil, she looks like one too! Gwyn is super excited to have a wedding because when she married Coldplay, they eloped. We can be sure she will document the planning process and offer some expensive and ultimately medically harmful advice on how you can be just like her! Woo. Hoo.
House of Cards Adds Diane Lane – Entertainment Weekly
Kudos to Netflix for moving on with a female lead and adding a fantastic lady to the cast. The only question left is how the show will bump off Frank Underwood. If Netflix people are reading, my vote is for being hit by train after realizing his wife has been sleeping with a hot 22-year-old.
Oprah Cut Russell Simmons from her Spirituality Book – Page Six
Turns out he is not the kind of spiritual she was looking for. But he is a good example of a creep in meditation guru clothes who talks about non-specific spirituality which will ultimately serve as nothing more than a reason that couldn’t have assaulted anyone. Lesson: don’t trust people who describe themselves as spiritual because not even Oprah can know all.
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