Hello Trashellinas! Who is ready for the weekend? Nothing like a little extra snark to kick off what is hopefully a weekend off. Speaking of off….
It’s time to visit Melissa & Company. Last week I was forced to face the reality that the kids are heading towards mean girl status, except Mackenzie and sometimes teammate Sarah Hunt. Nothing new with the moms acting like their terrible selves, but the kid thing was a shocker. Thankfully, this week they are off my radar and it’s only the mothers who are oozing with the usual evil lunacy. Last week was too much for me!
We arrive at the studio to see at Gia and Abby behind the front desk. Gia, as usual, looks rag bag. Does she ever sleep? I am convinced Abby pays her in kibbles and she is forces to work the late shift at Applebee’s. Nia and Holly are there. Nia tells Abby that she may have to leave L.A. early. Her grandfather is not doing so well. Awww. She tears up while Holly explains he is getting older and has dementia. Abby gives her a big, sincere ( ?!!!!) hug and tells her she is sorry. Poor Nia starts crying. Abby actually comforts her and tells her grandfather is a strong man. He wouldn’t want her to cry. Abby says this hits close to home. PLEASE do not start talking about your mother and/or your dog. She doesn’t and I am impressed. I genuinely hope that Holly gets a clue about this L.A. thing and does NOT put the joke of a trip ahead of spending time with him. We shall see.
Extra hopes that Holly doesn’t act like her crazy b*tch self and forces me to trash her arse.
It’s time for Pyramid ladies and gentlemen.
The girls came in second last week with some truly dreadful choreography straight from some recital in Smallsville. It had to be Gia and Abby’s creation. They get the screeching Abby telling them they cannot go to L.A. and audition as a second place dancers. Holier – than – thou Holly asks Abby if she doesn’t think it will take away from the time getting the girls to do another competition with opening a new pretend studio, Maddie and Mackenzie auditions and everything else. Seriously? You know the word is NO. Otherwise she wouldn’t have made this decision. Abby tells her she can do it all! Or pretend to anyways.
Nothing like an Abby bragfest to shut Holly down.
The Pyramid order goes like this from bottom to top:
ROCK BOTTOM: Nia because she was the lead dancer in the group dance. They came in second, which is total Loserville. It’s all her fault. This is nothing new for the lead dancer to get the blame. The exception is Maddie. Holly says she disagrees but Abby cuts her off and moves on. She clearly gets a pass from Abby because of the grandfather’s health.
Kendall: This kid is still an unfavorite. The feet were highly unattractive according to Abby.
Kalani: She came in second and Abby brought her there to win. Enjoy that one Kira.