E! Online — Kim Kardashian Is Not a Gold Digger: Kanye West Says She’s Dated “Broke Black Dudes” Before
And by broke, I assume their net worth is only in the low millions, as opposed to the multi-millions. It’s so nice that Kim was able to see past these “broke black dudes” poverty and ride first class on commercial flights because they didn’t own their own planes. She was an equal opportunity dater.
Celebitchy — Joanna Krupa Is Suing Brandi Glanville, Demands Trial By Jury
You know what would make this trial even better? Having these two skanks fight it out in the arena Gladiator style. I will also settle for nationally televising this nonsense.
Joanna: “But your honor, she said I had a dirty puss, and that’s like sooo wrong because I smell like a warm summer’s day.”
Brandi: “A warm summer’s day at the recycling center is more like it. There isn’t enough Summer’s Eve in the world to wash out that stank.”
Joanna: “You filthy twat muffin. How would you know what my bathing suit area smells like anyway? It got 5 stars on Yelp.”
Brandi: “Really? Because I’m pretty sure that your taco smells like dead fish in an oil spill. Nobody is giving you 5 stars, unless it’s that family of raccoons that live in that filthy trash heap you call your vagina.
Jack McCoy: Objection your honor. This case makes me want to quit being a fictional lawyer. All I ask is that you find these two women guilty of extreme jackassery and sentence them to prison — without camera crews.
Huffington Post — Emile Hirsch Allegedly Assaults Female Film Executive at Sundance
Somewhere Shia LaBeouf feels a chill down his spine — someone is copying his shit.
People — Pamela Anderson: “I Don’t Want To Chase Youth – I Want To Get Old”
So does that mean you’re going to take off that pancake makeup, and let gravity take your boobs on a Southbound trip? Or are you just planning on continuing to dress like a stripper on a Tuesday afternoon at Jumbo’s well into your twilight years?
Perez Hilton — Kris Jenner Wears Sheer Pants, Covers Her Crotch With a Clutch in Paris.
Wait, so you decided to wear holey pants that show off everything but you’re suddenly feeling modest about your lady bits so you need purse cover? No wonder the French think Americans are stupid. Also, does this mean the new look for spring is “aging stripper on the way to high tea?”