Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Kim Twitchards acted like an ass after getting wasted on sweet cancer medicine, …
The Stringer Bell of BevHills
… Brandi helped Twitch by being a strong, sober, supportive friend, …
… and Eileen’s plans of winning back some of the fortune her husband has lost at Casino Marongo were ruined.
You’re all shitfaced. Awesome. I expect reimbursement for the Tombstone I microwaved.
Oh yeah. And Kyle got pushed off a stair. HAHAHAH!!!
We open right after Brandi pushed Kyle away in order to get Kim to the rescue Lyft. Kyle tries to cry, but the botox has killed any kind of moisture production in her face. Her ass starts leaking profusely. AW!
Even in her sadness, she has remembered to bring a pen to the fight in case Kim is willing to drunkenly sign anything over.
Brandi slurs to Twitch that she just pushed Kyle because she was trying to protect Kim. Kim twitches and sobs and asks where Kyle is so she can help her up and hug her and thank her for caring. LOL just kidding. She asks where her slice of thawed Tombstone is. This show is fucking hilarious already and we’re not even a minute in!
Put a chalk outline around that shit before Kyle stress eats it.
The real tragedy: Kyle missed a botox spot. right between her lip and her cheek. Holy shit look at that facial movement. Someone’s getting fired for this.