Now on to the juicy juicy juicy drama. Team SMASH must now select one of their player to be put up for elimination in the nerd off. The other nerd at risk will be selected by House Hooloovoo (god that name is as annoying to type as it is to hear every 5 seconds on the show)
Team SMASH discusses the next day’s elimination but no one will nut up and actually say who they are going to vote for to keep the peace. However the ladies of Team SMASH (Heather and Amanda) decide to create a cross team alliance with the Rainbow Bright and Lily to keep all the ladies in the game. This somehow feels very Game of Thrones to me
When Team Hooloovoo meets to discuss strategy, the boys want to put up Amanda to knock one of their cosplayers out (a future challenge for sure). Rainbow bright and Lily fight to throw in Smug Bastard Colby instead because he’s a smug bastard and a savant. As per usual Kaitlin doens’t give a shit because she doesn’t care that she is coming across as a cutthroat and emotionless. Maybe she is the Final 6th Cylon?
The nerds are then summoned to the game room, where team SMASH’s votes are revealed to be all for Ori (except his vote for Smug Douche Colby who proceeds to feign compassion for him in the worst display of acting on this show. That includes the spirit fingers in the opening)
(The second nerd selected by Team Hooloovoo is …. Shaggy Jacob. Woah that seems way out of left field. Has he really even done anything this episode? Plus he seems like a super nice guy and not a smug douche. Jacob is visibly shocked and Team Hooloovoo offers no explanation besides that they wanted to throw them off. Lily feigns some tears (idk they could be real. seem fake though) but it still isn’t as bad as Colby’s compassion. And that’s saying a lot. But Lily has good one liners so she is one of my favorites
Jacob and Ori must now compete in a game called Nerdzilla!!!!!! They are told to study up on anime, manga and all things Japan in preparation for the next days battle royal (hopefully its not like the similarly named movie that the Hunger Games totally ripped off).
So they study up a bit and for the challenge, Ori and Jacob get dressed up in the best outfits of all time
The first person to get 4 anime trivia questions right will win. And for each correct answer they get to smash part of the Little Little Toyko set hahaha. This looks so much fun. Complete with slow motion crazy destruction, green screened foolishness and everything to make this officially the greatest show of all time. Eventually Creeper Ori wins the nerd off by never missing a question and destroys the cheap cardboard factory
And thus the nice guy Jacob has been eliminated and is squished by a giant watermelon on the way out
So I don’t know about you folks, but this is my new favorite show on TV right now. Everything about it is just silly, humorous, quotable fun. Man the one liners and potential gifs in just the first episode alone can only mean good thing to come. What did you all think? Who are you feeling the most? Were you also upset that Rainbow Bright didn’t wear any of her cosplay costumes? Is Kaitlin actually a robot sent from the future to misspell names? Let me know your thoughts in the comments below!
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