So now, 1 by 1 the players arrive. Mostly we get the same kind of info that I got from their intro videos online. So if you haven’t checked out my first post were I poke fun at some of the contestants, do so here:
Some fun tidbits we do get though, is that Jonathan has some math equation tattoo thing on his side that I’m sure makes sense to no one but him, our sparkly unicorn Raychelle (not in costume booooo) is freaky good at making the predator noise.
So our hosts (which are just the 2 guys from Revenge of the Nerds because DUUUHHH) start explaining the rules to how the game works. Each week the Teams will compete in a challenge called a NERD WAR and the losing team will…..WTF crazy lightning? I’m trying to explain the goddam rules. Don’t interrupt… rude
After some more poorly CGI’d lightning and a quick cameo by the Lost Smoke Monster, it is revealed that the lightning was just the hosts traveling back in time to this very moment. One of them is naked for the terrible Terminator Joke. Come on TBS, this show is so much more smart than stupid parodies. The future hosts start throwing soda cans to get present hosts attentions. Future give present hosts an important message (aka the Team Lists for the year). Unlike years past, the nerds do not get to pick their own teams where someone is inevitably left out. Poor Alana from season 1 not getting picked. At least you got immunity.
Anyways, the teams shake out as follows:
Green Team: Smug Bastard Cory, Catwoman Amanda, Math Nerd Jonathan, Porcine Reading Rainbow enthusiast Heather, Jacob (aka Shaggy from Scooby Doo) and Creeper Ori
Blue Team: Cosplayer Lily, Rainbow Bright, Todd the Bod, Marine Biologist Ben, Brony Thomas and Kaitlin of the annoying spelled names
How did I call that Brony Thomas and Rainbow Bright (both My Little Pony Enthusiasts) would get put on the same team. Please become a couple and make cute nerd babies. Or at least have a powerful alliance fueled by the power of friendship