Hello all my glorious nerds!
I am beyond excited to be recapping this season of King of the Nerds. First I have to let you all know that since my apartment complex is a complete whore, I was only allowed to get Time Warner Cable and thus cannot watch the nice high quality videos on TBS.com. Therefore, I apologize for all the terrible screen caps. I did my best. But who cares! Its time for King of the Nerds. This show is perhaps the greatest and most fun reality show in existence. I cannot wait.
Episode 1: Judgement Day
So I am already obsessed with the show within the first two seconds. The show opens on a super cheesy MTV moon-man walking across the surface of Mars, who is revealed to (via super fun voiceover) to be last season’s Queen of the Nerds, Kayla
However, in due form, Queen Kayla succumbs to “space madness” which I can only assume is what would have happened to Tom Hanks if he didn’t have Wilson on the Island. This madness made her want to keep the title of Queen forever. And thus the plot to Mars attacks begins. However, I’m not exactly sure when Kayla is turning into this
To preserve the crown, the Elder nerds decide to hide the thrones of games in an underground bunker. Have you not seen Mars attacks? The aliens find the secret military bunker. Bad call folks. (cue cameos from some of my favorite past contestants, Hobbit Brian, Xander!!!!!!!!!!, Genevieve and some girl who thought it would be cool to call herself Moogega. But hey she works for NASA and therefor is still infinitely cooler than us all even will a dumbass nickname. Plus she’s nice. Lucky bitch)
So Kayla finally dies… or something. So now the throne sits empty and a new group of nerds is set to enter the house for a fun good spirited game of King of the Nerds. Wrong! This show gets super cutthroat and nerd crazy real fast.
Cue quick montage and opening credits! Which are comic book themed DUUUHHHHH