Buzzfeed — Emma Watson Has Given Another Powerful Speech On Gender Equality
50 Points to Gryffindor! So glad she outgrew the Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare (sorry House Elves, it’s not you, it’s that whole storyline). It’s nice to know that there are at least some young actresses in Hollywood who actually understand feminism, and aren’t acting like they can’t like boys and cookies if they speak out for equality.
Celebitchy — Jamie Dornan: “We’re Not The Twilight Franchise. We’re A Different Thing.”
Ummmm…I mean the book your movie is based on is piece of poorly written Twilight fan fiction for women who have never had good sex in their life. So you may not have sparkly vampires who won’t have sex with you (because of dumb reasons), but your book has some sort of gross tampon scene, so…how about you are both terrible in your own special (needs) ways?
Radar Online — Miley’s Most Outrageous Instagram Yet? She Pole Dances In Bikini While Smoking Something “Funky”
You know what would be outrageous? Throwing on a sweatshirt. Even washed up old strippers don’t come off this desperate for attention.
Dlisted — And Now For The Time Gwyneth Paltrow Made Dinner and Everybody Threw Up
I’m thinking this had less to do with the store bought ingredients, and more to do with spending the evening with the hostess.
Star — Farrah Abraham Blow-Up Doll Is A Real Thing
Why is anyone surprised at this? Of course, Farrah has a sex doll, and as you can see from the picture, the manufacturing is just as shoddy as her cosmetic work.
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