You can always count on gossip in the trailer park. The girls are playing cards, Roy, Peggy, Jeana with a J and Gina. They gossip. Taylor has moved out- and a lady has moved in… and rumor has it that men have been in and out and women have been in and out. Just then, they see a man go in and another come out two seconds later. They think something is not right. They suspect she is a whore of some type. Roy thinks they are clients … or customers. In reality, she’s probably, like, a therapist or seamstress or something completely innocent. But these cackling hens have it all figured out and it’s tawdry. I guess we’ll have to wait and see.
Jared is trying to pick up some domestic duties because he loves Chelsey.
He stops by to see Amanda- she’s making “drunk as a skunk chicken,” she’s made it a million times, but most of the time she doesn’t remember cuz she was drunk. She is going to teach Jared to make this chicken and “He looks as confused as a redneck in a spelling bee.”
Amanda says “When Chelsey gets back from the aquarium she’s gonna love this.”
Jared says “What do you mean aquarium? Why isn’t she at the law office?”
Amanda plays dumb… which isn’t that hard for her.
Marvin goes into Tangulls and tells Roy, Gina and Peggy that he is going out with Anne and wants some advice on his gotache. Roy wants to shave it off and Gina wants to dye it blonde. WTF is a gostache!?!?!
Roy, Gina and Kim (new cast member) are sitting around talking…and Kim says she is going to wear flip flops to the 4th of July party. Only flip flops. Yikes. Amanda wanders up, because that’s what happens in a trailer park and states that this party is going to be legendary. Roy wants to know what Amanda is bringing to the party? Amanda says “Your favorite thing, Roy- the meat.” Amanda likes to use a dry rub. Kim loves a wet rub. Roy likes a moist rub, a little salty… Gina says that’s how Roy likes all his rubs. Bahaha
Becky is planning a meet-up with Roxy, the chain-smoking, skank manager of Village Creek. OMG she’s Mary Louise Parker from The Client.
Looks like they are meeting up in some vacant lot. Roxy says that Becky used to pick on her when they were little. And Becky says Roxy used to pick on her when they were little. So I suspect they were both little jerks.
They exchange words and it is on. They jabber at each other and Roxy puts her finger in Becky’s face and Becky threatens to break it. Becky tells Roxy she will see her in her nightmares… like Freddy Kruger.
Chelsey gets ready and leaves for work… and Jared decides to follow her. Great way to start a marriage. He’s sure she is lying to him. Jared goes to the aquarium to find out what’s what.
Over at Tangulls, Marvin gets in Gina’s chair… Marvin says “Sometimes for a man to feel he is on top of the world… all it takes is to bleach his gostache blonde.” Marvin contemplates bleaching his brows too.
“Best case scenario, Anne will love it, worst case scenario… it ain’t long till Halloween.” Roy says.
Jared is walking around the Aquarium and sees Chelsey swimming in the one of the tanks as a mermaid. He confronts her… she thought he would be mad at her thinking she was parading around in a bathing suit around guys, but it’s really only little kids there. Chelsey loves Jared and she will do anything to help support his music career.
So these two are lying to each other, stalking one another, and Jared is a useless freeloader who lets a woman support him while he sits in the trailer and does nothing all day- not even cleaning. Are we all on the same page here?
Roy really wants to find out what is going on with their new, ostensibly, whore neighbor. He sticks his business card to her door with an invite to the 4th of July party. Gina notes that the whore might not be able to attend because she might lie in the sun and get her back blistered and if she does that she can’t make a living. Hmmm, do you sense Gina’s husband doesn’t get any variety?
Marvin shows up for his date with Anne in a white tux with a pink vest. Anne quickly picks up on the fact that Marvin, a black man, has a blond gotache. She wonders why.