Last week, Phaedra got an award for not getting caught by the Feds yet, Kandi sexed it up with her webcast and brought a Smurf to a sex party and NeNe refused to be friends with people she just called friends.
This week, Claudia and Kenya take a trip to the podiatrist to find out if he can work some magic on Cynthia’s feet. Demetria has invited all of the girls on an all expense paid trip to Puerto Rico for a show she’s doing and Claudia doesn’t want to wear steel-toe boots the whole time. Let’s all take a moment to thank the reality TV gods for sparing us thirty minutes of cast members being invited on this trip, mulling over whether they’ll go or not and finally deciding to go on the trip because, well, it’s in their contract anyway.
Claudia likes to have fun and wants to know if these girls are the type that’ll jump in the water and get wet. Was that some Brandi Glanville “Black people don’t swim” shade?
Kenya tells her that she’s never seen NeNe wet and she’s not sure she even showers. That’s just silly. Of course she does; it’s part of the bleaching process. Kenya is supposed to play the role of supportive friend at the doctor but instead she laughs and calls Claudia’s toes disrespectful. At least she says it to her face. She has to; she can’t look directly at Claudia’s toes. Once again, I applaud Claudia for being real and acknowledging what some think is a fatal flaw. The doctor comes into the exam room, examines Claudia’s feet without gloves (!) and tells her that she’ll need surgery and a boot to correct Satan’s hoof curse. That’ll take too long so she just accepts that she’ll have to seduce her Latin lovers while traipsing around in cement blocked feet.
Kandi meets with Demetria to apologize for Goche’s announcement regarding Roger Bobb at the sex party. Kandi commends her for handling it well and Demetria says that she felt set up. It was basically hazing for housewives and unfortunately, Demetria did all of that and still didn’t get a peach. She’s over the situation and asks Kandi about working together since she’s followed her career for years. Kandi is flattered but won’t work with anyone in their circle anymore. She will sell them vibrating accessories though. She offers vibrating panties and something that’ll shake up Roger’s balls until he yells out during sex. I can only assume he yells out “Roger Bobb!!!!”