CNN – This Motherfucker Actually Did It. The white supremacist acid trip known as the Republican National Convention came to a close last night in Cleveland as Donald Trump, a dusty tangerine vacuum sac armed with nothing but a dream and the ear of the proletariat, delivered a terrifying, 75-minute vision of xenophobic glory. I think it’s time […]
Previously: Audrey FINALLY came clean to her empty ball sack of a best friend about Peeping Pipergate; Sheriff Zero Fucks has the only working brain cell in Lakewood, and his son, Creepy Cartoonist enjoys doing a little turn on the catwalk with his New Coke mask. Kids today, am I right?; Bleh-mma acted like a […]
***Please welcome the fabulous Lady Crockett to take on Stranger Things! Let’s turn back the clock to 1983, where Stranger Things are happening. This new Netflix sci-fi thriller takes place in Hawkins, Indiana, a fictional town harboring bicycle-wielding children, a pill poppin’ police chief, hormonal teenagers, wild wallpaper designs, and rogue extraterrestrials who dabble in the […]
Home visits! Chase knocks down railings, Hairon is nobody’s brother, Orange Robby pathologically lies (orangely), and Luke ages another thirty years. Listen here!
Hi Trashies! I’m leaping out of the traps like an alcoholic ape this week, which is almost an exact description of me. This weeks ep is all about Vets being fed in an outdoors catering challenge. There are some things that crop up which cast some new light on the contestants and their morals – […]
TMZ – Make America Safe Again Folks, these are dark days for the American people. With a global terrorist crisis looming larger and growing stronger by the hour, at home we face a civil war the likes of which we’ve never seen. Black men from coast to coast are faced with the daunting threat of […]
TMZ – Rihanna was in Nice Last Night She’s fine, but dozens are not and 84 are dead. Sigh. Here’s to you and me. People – Also in Nice: The Cast of the 50 Shades Franchise Ironically, Dakota Johnson escaped the Nice attacks only to be shackled, tortured, and beaten within an inch of her life to the […]
Previously: Meathead walked into a trap. Literally; Bleh-mma told Bitchy Brooke that going down the Bad Touch spiral is a bad idea, instead of telling her friend that there’s a new killer on the loose; Bleh-mma needs to get her Nancy Boo on, and everyone needs to understand her terrible choices; Kieran Kohl decides that […]
I hope everyone is enjoying their summers so far. I went to Texas for the 1st time and it was hot and windy. Like 88 degrees at midnight hot. I didn’t get to sightsee (boo work) but had a good time. So are we ready to see how the adult All Stars will dance with their tiny tots? We’re in Hollywood with our jidges, […]
Today’s episode is all about terror bingeing and losing your mind when thin people are handed everything. Also, the word entitlement. And thinning hair on men in their twenties. WTH is up with that? We don’t know, but we sure as hell INVESTIGATE IT. Listen here!
Dlisted – Mediocre Out-of-Touch Trans Activist Goes Where She’s Needed … meaning the Republican National Convention. Caitlyn Jenner, who’s spent the last year “working” for the transgender community, will bring her signature brand of civil disobedience (read: the bare minimum) to Cleveland. Though she won’t be attending the actual reality show that the RNC promises to be, she […]
Hey Trashies! Here we at week three of BB18, with the 8 Pack fracturing all over the place and showmances sprouting like weeds through the cracks. Let’s just jump right in, shall we? We open with Bridgette as the new HOH, keeping her Category 4 teammates — Michelle, Frank and Paulie — safe for the week. […]
Heya Trashies! This week, we have another guest judge! He looks very similar to last weeks, as he is in fact the same person – Arron Sanchez. Hmm. And also this week is called ‘A Gordon Ramsay Masterclass’ – so this was probably filmed back to back with last weeks ep. It’s not that bad […]
Greetings Trashies! Here we are, finally at the MDLNY season 5 finale extravaganza. Let’s get right to it, shall we? We open with Luis, who’s in his office waiting for Ronita. “Ronnie, you’re late,” he says. “Uh yeah, I’m not actually late,” she says. “I was up all night doing research for the important call […]