Hey you! We’re back to see who won HOH and see who they nominated. As you remember, David went home on Thursday shocking the Axis Powers. Luckily for David, he hasn’t remembered anything since that tragic accident when he got brain damage after a fight with a loose seal so he’s not to torn about it. His parents still have a room for him left in Hotel California, because he checks out mentally all the time, but he will never leave.
So we pick up where we left off on Thursday at a poorly explained HOH competition, but luckily for the viewers we’ve seen it every summer to remember it’s the one where everyone falls on their ass. They are paired into teams this year and the winning team will ro-sham-bo for the HOH robe.
It kicks off and immediately Judd forgets to take barbeque to fill the jug, therefore reclaiming the title of stupidest guy in the house. That will be the extent that we will see of Judd this episode. I may just vote for him to be MVP now. Anyone have a dollar?
Nick may be the most literate houseguest left so they have him read the instructions to America. The pairs exchange barbeque sauce between scoopers and fill a jug. There is an HOH jug and a smaller jug that releases two larger scoopers to fill up the HOH jug faster.
Jeremy is the first to hit the floor and I realize this tragedy.
John Stockton called, he wants his shorts back.
This is a pretty boring competition so I’ll stick to the dumb comments they make throughout the competition. That and the fact that Jessie finally exhaled since the Live Show because she got a few of those pounds back.
Spencer and Helen, Jessie and Howard, and Nick and Judd are going for the big scoopers. Everyone else sticks to the HOH jug.
Elissa starts us off by saying she needs to win HOH more than birds need their feathers. I guess that technically works as an analogy it just sounds stupid. I hate to think Rachel is the brains of the family.
Aaryn helps us with this next segue saying she’s out for blood and is basically going to martyr David. Jesus Christ.