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RHOBH Recap: New Year, Old Hags

Previously on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Brandi agreed to model for a kids cancer ward. Does Make a Wish know that leathery used vaginas are now making dying kids’ dreams come true? It’s called COMPETITION, bitches!

Try harder.

Also, Carlton designed a stripper room to convince us that her slow downhill transition into looking like Fred Willard doesn’t mean her vagina doesn’t work, …

If thehah weh a penis as lahge as this measuring tape, I would be sitting on it right nah cuz I’M TWENTY K?!?!? WRECKING BAAAALLLLLLL!!! I think I just peed.

… and Kingsleybal Lecter was sent to the California State Mental Hospital for the Crimially Insane.

Therapy tequniques include getting kicked by amateur gay dog trainers Kim found on the bulletin board at Starbucks.

Carlton is arriving at the Hustler store. Because she has a vagina. I don’t know if you’ve heard, but it still works. YAWN. It’s like watching a dried up fallen twig trying to squeeze out some sap. But more painful.

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39 comments on “RHOBH Recap: New Year, Old Hags

  1. Holyterror says:

    I call “WCCA SLT ” for my next license plate.

  2. Holyterror says:

    She’s managed to lose her charm, her intelligence, her cool, her looks, her sexiness, and her sense of humor in one half of one season.

  3. Holyterror says:

    Actually, that could be true. I had a very tall, slim , roommate in college who wore the same size as me — just stretched on a longer frame.

  4. Holyterror says:

    There’s so much to hate about Joyce without racism. It’s sad that it’s become a focal issue.

  5. Holyterror says:

    So how about that Kim at the racetrack, ‘n’ all? Huh? HUH?

    (Crickets …)

  6. ChaCha ChaCha says:

    It will be in a few more years when she gets older!

  7. notasizefour says:

    Still not buyin it. Her butt alone is a MINIMUM size 7, and I’m being nice

  8. MK says:

    I’d rather watch a Michael Bolton commercial then see another Carlton storyline.
    @Aunt Dorsey are you referring to The Lemon Frog Shop @ Sears? Aww memories.

  9. Mcnotoson says:

    Exactly! Hilarious! In a weird way…she makes more sense now.

  10. BuddyChrist says:

    You said it. Even if Brandi wasn’t fighting with her, this chick would be unlikeable. Her rage at Brandi and this racist crap is her way of securing a story line for herself.

  11. labowner says:

    Joyce reminds me of Karent from Miami.

  12. sarcasatire says:

    Size 7? That’s Kyle’s first mistake, shopping in the Juniors section!

  13. sarcasatire says:

    Y’all went IN on Kyle being a size 4 , I’m cracking up over here!

  14. Clare s says:

    Ronnie, thank you for the recap!! It will help me with the withdrawal symptoms I’ve been experiencing because there isn’t a recap. I know most people will disagree with me but what Brandi was doing in Palm Springs was pretty damn close to bullying. I’m not a big Joyce fan and I don’t think Brandi is a racist but if someone I wasn’t friend with & who had been bitchy to me made a remark to me like Brandi did to Joyce I would have been taking off my earrings and putting my hair up to knock that bitch out. If a friend said something like that to me it would be different so I get where Joyce is coming from. Plus who the f*ck other than a teenage girl says we have mutual friends and they don’t speak well of you? I half expected Brandi to stick out her tongue and say so there!! I can’t wait I hope when Lisa turns on her she puts that bitch in her place.

  15. Clare s says:

    Oops I meant there isn’t a pod cast :-(

  16. Holyterror says:

    Well, they say the camera adds 10 pounds. I wonder how many cameras they have on Kyle’s ass. Heh heh.

  17. Holyterror says:

    They really called it Chubby Girls??? YOW.

  18. nancy mcdonald says:

    Ditto on the next page request

  19. DutchieDevil says:

    Seriously guys, try to get a hold of our “stroopwafels” which is what we call those caramel cookies Yoli’s brother brought for DaFo. I know they are for sale at some of the bicycle shops as you guys treat them as energy bars. They are soooo delicious.

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