Ah. At last we have November. Thank you so much for your patience (and maturity TN Gal) so that I could do
Absolutely nothing yesterday.
November was a fun month and well worth the wait. In addition we will have every single meritorious comment from December on New Year’s Day.
Doing anything special or especially festive that you would like to share? Itchy probably has already celebrated and gone to bed long ago, and Aunt Dorsey will no doubt be settled in with her cats and a few good measures of Old Doorknob. I hope that the Superfly young’uns will either help Mom celebrate or leave her to her own devices.
NotwithoutMyTV, you ARE taking Mrs. NWMTV out for dinner and a fun filled evening, aren’t you? The comments will not be posted until well after the latest breakfast on Wednesday, so you won’t have to worry about missing a thing.
Why don’t Gypsy, Sarcasatire, Sheesh, and Classy Drunk get together for a few with PopePhilly and Vallegirl to celebrate? I’ll bet that even Plockness Monster could get a sitter for the occasion. Just let me know where and I will be there. HubbyCat said he saw enough balls being dropped when he watched me play softball, so he turns in early. It would be fun if RonnieK could join in, but he will be busy making sure the first posts of 2014 get to us in a timely manner. XXOO.
Happy New Year everyone and enjoy the November snark.
Labowner on Comment Showcase: “Chicken Lips on T&T History Fail: You guys have to take a bus to hell? Amateurs. I’ve got 2 first class airline tickets (2 seats because I like to stretch out and dammit I’ve earned it) and the stewardess will bring me all the Tinker Tea and Little Debbies I want!” What in your tinker tea addled mind makes you think your ride to hell is going to be anything but you stuck in a middle seat between two people you dislike the most?
Aunt Dorsey on American Horror Story COven: That was a rough opening. Almost pulled the old visit to the powder room trick but settled for watching between my fingers.
Spalding looks like the wolf from Little Red Riding Hood after he offed granny and put on her nightie. Nice that he’s going to give her a restorative cup of tea.
Aunt Dorsey on RHOM Feud: Almost every screen shot of Lisa had her mouth frozen open in that perfect round “O” of surprise. I guess it’s not a bad attribute in her line of work.
Aunt Dorsey on Survivor Mini: Mrs. Itchy better be holding him by the PepperPooter if he’s that liable to succumb to a sniffy blonde.
Plockness Monster on American Horror Story Coven: Can’t wait to see what C and F do to Hank when they find out he’s been sticking it in other ladies, then blowing their brains out.
Labowner on CS Winners: Chicken, how do you think he will be seducing you onto that plane? You’ve seen American Horror Story. Once those doors close…….
Aunt Dorsey – the bus will be very old, slow, stinky, overly packed, will make a stop at all corners (real or imagined) and every gross creep in the world will be groping you.
CynTv on Top Chef Vietitalian: I think that lobster shirt should be sent over to Project Runway as a challenge. Perhaps someone can turn it into a cocktail dress. And I would just like to say that dancing, lumberjack shirt-wearing werewolves are awesome.
Itchy on Survivor Mini: Burnett’s a well-known and outspoken fundamentalist. No doubt he sees Survivor as a means of hastening the End Times.
PopePhilly on PR All-Stars Creepy: I’m still trying to figure out which designer they’re apologizing to with this season. The last two all stars seasons seemed to be:
We’re really sorry that Gretchen won. Here’s an extra season so we can make our viewers happy again. They were pretty pissed.
Dear Anthony Ryan:
Yeah, we don’t know what we were thinking with Anya either. You’re not really a good designer, but a lot of people liked you. Also, we’ll never give this to anyone who competed when Bravo was showing it (sorry, Uli) and it was clearly better. He’s a win. Enjoy.
Monchichi on RHOM:Gawd, those saggy boobs…if I could just get me a superpower, I think I’d like to be able to “unsee.”
Vallegirl on Survivor Bonehead: I do wonder if they give applicants MENSA tests and anyone who can read MENSA doesn’t get cast.
Cattyfan on Survivor Bonehead: Can you imagine how frustrated the producers are that no one is bothering looking for the Hidden Immunity Idol? That the players are actually relying on strategy and playing the game instead of looking for the producers (manipulations) free pass. Especially since certain previous players used the Idol as their ONLY strategy.