Halloween notwithstanding, October was a scary month with body parts and functions providing more than their share of the…um…humor. We even had limericks involving, guess what?
So let’s get reading the responses to what the reality and the unreality shows provided, shall we?
classy drunk on DM Hurricane…: So basically I had to read 60+ posts to find out who kdance is?!?!?! These LT people are crazy. We are a different breed over here at the Trash. You don’t have to provide clues and riddles, we aren’t smart enough for that. (refer to our choices in television shows). We want our gossip, straight up, no filters.
PageantKidGrownUp on T&T Poo…: Pregnancy =/= two Christmas Turduckens stuffed in pants.
Sheesh on Comment Showcase winners responding to Aunt Dorsey’s win: (Itchy took) Second place to shark fucking
Sheesh on Toddlers and Tiaras minicap: Screw me once shame on me, screw me twice DON’T PUT YOUR KIDS IN PAGEANTS ANYMORE YOU SILLY TWAT!”
Aunt Dorsey on RHONJ: I’ve been enjoying the hell out of those for a week now. I highly recommend the one over at dlisted. Her idea of marriage seems to pieced together from years of the garden gnome’s having the letters of the Playboy Forum read to him. I know he didn’t read them himself, because his lips move when he reads something on his twitter.
Clare s on RHONJ Blaze: Is it just me or does Penny look like a really strung out Kim Richards with a bad dye job?