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October’s Best Comments

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Halloween notwithstanding, October was a scary month with body parts and functions providing more than their share of the…um…humor. We even had limericks involving, guess what?

So let’s get reading the responses to what the reality and the unreality shows provided, shall we?

classy drunk on DM Hurricane…: So basically I had to read 60+ posts to find out who kdance is?!?!?! These LT people are crazy. We are a different breed over here at the Trash. You don’t have to provide clues and riddles, we aren’t smart enough for that. (refer to our choices in television shows). We want our gossip, straight up, no filters.

PageantKidGrownUp on T&T Poo…: Pregnancy =/= two Christmas Turduckens stuffed in pants.

Sheesh on Comment Showcase winners responding to Aunt Dorsey’s win: (Itchy took) Second place to shark fucking

Sheesh on Toddlers and Tiaras minicap: Screw me once shame on me, screw me twice DON’T PUT YOUR KIDS IN PAGEANTS ANYMORE YOU SILLY TWAT!”

Aunt Dorsey on RHONJ: I’ve been enjoying the hell out of those for a week now. I highly recommend the one over at dlisted. Her idea of marriage seems to pieced together from years of the garden gnome’s having the letters of the Playboy Forum read to him. I know he didn’t read them himself, because his lips move when he reads something on his twitter.

Clare s on RHONJ Blaze: Is it just me or does Penny look like a really strung out Kim Richards with a bad dye job?

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12 comments on “October’s Best Comments

  1. Aunt Dorsey says:

    Could be just because they’re the last ones I read, but October was on fire.

  2. Aunt Dorsey says:

    I just caught Len of Strictly Come Dancing (UK) and DWTH (US) on the Graham Norton Show. He was telling an anecdote about his grandfather who was a greengrocer and gave him this sage advice when Len asked him why he’d bought a boatload of potatoes: Your money is like your willy, remember — it only grows if you play with it.”

    Now, that’s a fine adage I’ve never heard before but I’m going to work it into my homilies to my grandsons, you know, in the folksy way that old coot Phill on Duck Dynasty does when he sermonizes to his grandspawn. But, If one of them wants to run his willy through a “man anus” that’s his business.

  3. TN Gal says:

    Oops, I did it again! Sorry, I’ve been reading reviews of Brit Brit’s first Vegas show, and that damn song is stuck in my head. Anywho…slap my ass and call me happy! I must’ve been hitting the good stuff in October, as I don’t remember a few of these posts. Happy New Year!

  4. Aunt Dorsey says:

    Whew…glad it isn’t just me, my memory is like a sieve.

  5. NotWithoutMyTV NotWithoutMyTV says:

    Phil’s got quite the Kung Fu grip on A&E, doesn’t he? Apparently, if my reality show had sufficient ratings, I could tattoo a swastika on my wang, and be filmed naked while I drop kittens into a blender and read erotic fan fic about Meg from “The Family Guy” aloud from a teleprompter.

    A&E would just issue a statement saying that while they, as a network, “love kittens and tasteful tattoos, support responsible blender use, and respect religious diversity, NotWithoutMyTV’s views and actions are his own, and in no way reflect on A&E. And don’t forget to watch NotWithoutMyTV and his wacky kin on next week’s all-new episode of ‘What In the Blue F#@k Does NWMTV Think He’s Doing Now!?’ “

  6. TN Gal says:

    The old Door Knob can be hard on the memory, eh Auntie? I’m just gonna be like Berneese on “Designing Women”, and tell people I have an “arterial flow” problem when I get older. TN Mom pulls that crap when she doesn’t really want to go somewhere or do something.

  7. NotWithoutMyTV NotWithoutMyTV says:

    And, as long as I claimed that the Bible says kittens are best pureed, and that it’s no sin to speak of sodomizing an under-age cartoon character during prime time, millions of Christian fans would put down their Dr. Pepper-fried balogna sammiches long enough to post semiliterate Internet responses rife with Bible verses in my defense.

  8. snowshoecat snowshoecat says:

    Hey, I’d watch that.

    Well, maybe if it were adorable puppies dropped into the blender. I DO have some scruples.

  9. NotWithoutMyTV NotWithoutMyTV says:

    I use “weak urine stream”. I simply mention that “I got a prostate the size of a grapefruit…” and no one asks me to go anywhere. For anything.

  10. TN Gal says:

    Well, at least your better off than the man in Beaverton, OR, who got high on meth, went to a bar, and after being tased several times, was still swinging at the Po-Po with one hand and masterbating with the other. That’s some gold star, Charlie Sheen multi-tasking right there.

  11. Aunt Dorsey says:

    Done! There are enough purse-sized yappers on the Fishwive shows that we should be able to rustle up a collection of blender-sized canines with no problem.

  12. Aunt Dorsey says:

    Hmmmm, thanks for the tips, I’ll try out that “arterial urine flow” excuse, even though a casual mention that “I’ve got a right bad case of the Jersey Squirts” usually works a treat.

    I suppose it’s too much to hope that the “Charlie Sheen multi-tasker” shows up on cops?

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