It’s the last weekend of 2013, and we’re closing in on the last months of comments. Since I realize that I will never break my procrastination habit, I’ve already broken my 2014 resolutions.
I’m down with that.
Somewhere in this month’s comments is a phrase that I will try to work into a conversation at some point before the year ends. Can anyone guess what it is?
Fortunately I have very tolerant friends.
Enjoy, my sweeties.
Chicken Lips on Aaryn and Amanda Bleach their Poopers: Hmmm. Well, I don’t think I’ll ever have to bleach my butthole. The rainbows and unicorns that shoot out of mine keep it pretty appealing. Polish your rainbow and unicorn dispenser, sparkles extra?
Aunt Dorsey on Aaryn and Amanda Bleach their Poopers: What a great sideline though, asshole bleacher to the stars…..bunghole buffer? Browneye wrangler? Polish your rainbow and unicorn dispenser, sparkles extra?
Crazy Rooster on Aaryn and Amanda Bleach their Poopers: Now that you mention it this picture looks sort of faintly pornish… not that I would know a thing about that
Make your pooper super dooper?
Catty Fan on Aaryn and Amanda Bleach their Poopers: I only produce butterflies and tiny flowers. I feel very inferior.
Robin on Aaryn and Amanda Bleach their Poopers: I have dear friends. A few I have known since I was a teen. In some cases we have nursed each other through illness, surgery, etc. Never once have we ever said to each other “I don’t like saying this, butt I would rather you hear it from me, Your butthole needs to be bleached”.
Seriously..what started it? Did they just look at each other and decide it would be a good idea to check out each others butthole? Man, I have been bored before..but..I mean, butt..
Replied by Chaosbutterfly on Aaryn and Amanda Bleach their Poopers: Oh girl. Sounds like you need to find better friends.
Catty Fan on Comment Showcase: My festive poop got nominated?! I don’t know whether to be thrilled or embarrassed.
NotWithoutMyTV on Siberia: If the recap’s late, obviously we Trash Talkers figure something delayed you–ninja dance marathon, meemaw went home to Jesus, giant robot combat suit failed to integrate with your nervous system.
Chicken Lips on Comment Showcase: You see it as a mess, I see it as a helpful discussion of the anal functions between friends. If you can’t share your rainbows, unicorns, butterflies and tiny flowers with friends you met on a trashy tv site, then who can you share it with?
(PS – Trashy is the adjective to the TV, not to the site)
Catty Fan on Comment Showcase: I figured with the content of the comments, you would tie in Katie Couric with her on-air colonoscopy in 2000…during which there were no unicorns, rainbows, butterflies, or tiny flowers present.
Itchy On BB Double Ex: I’m pretty sure the rest of his village gave him that nickname. You know, every small town has its village idiot, right? Something like: “There’s good ol’ J-U Double D, holding up the signpost outside the KFC.”
RonnieK on Big Brother in 2 Min: Week 10 Recap: Defeat of the One Piece: Yes!! F ing Bravo keeps citing me for copyright infringement!! They’re assholes.
CattyFan on Big Brother 15 Recap: Floaters, grab a housekey “I wanna see his half-asleep ass get all strung out on Adderall and solve cold fusion before passing out on top of the coffee table.”The only fusion Judd will ever be mentioned in the same sentence with starts with “con.”
Holyterror on Million Dollar Listing: I’d just like to say that all deer are complete fuckers, and I’d like to beat the shit — and my tulips– out of all of them.
Snowshoecat endorses that sentiment wholeheartedly. And cosigns the hell out of it.
DelusionsofCandor on The Challenge Again and again…: I feel like Johnny has paid them all to never mention the Johnny Bananas Backpack again. Personally, I would find a way to mention it in every sentence I uttered in his presence.
Sheesh on Sister wives Mini: Can’t TLC just drop the charade and rename this show “Kody and the Mamas”?
Gypsy on the Challenge Again and Again…: I picture Bananas being the biggest Momma’s boy. She still irons his undies. She’s like…. the Smother Mother from the Taco Bell commercials!
Explains a lot actually.
Gypsy on the Challenge Again and Again… : @yeknom- we are in violent agreement, LOL!
Merry on Sister Wives: Maybe that’s just me, but if my guy gave me a piece of jewelry from MSWC as a gift, all I’d be able to see is a huge subliminal message reading, “I want to collect wives so I can screw other women with your full permission.” Oh, and the PS, “I’m really tacky and cheap.”