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  • Aunt Dorsey

    Pshaw, that is udderly ridonkulous. Are you saying Apollo slaps Phaedra on her donkey booty to drive her into the milking stall?

    I can kind of visualize the “calmly chewing oats” thing accompanied by a few “ummmmmmmhmmmmmm”s.

  • Gypsy

    Ok that was pretty funny.

  • NotWithoutMyTV

    Phaedra’s breast pump was just for show. At home, Apollo drivers Phaedra into a milking stall, then he attaches one of those commercial dairy milking machines to her. Phaedra passes the time reading up on ancient Egyptian cat embalming procedures, or calmly chewing oats and staring off into space.

    Apollo’s pet name for her is “Ol’ Dirty Teatz”.

  • NotWithoutMyTV

    He didn’t “date” NeNe. He paid $25 to motorboat her bazongas until “Every Rose Has It’s Thorns” finished playing.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    OOOOooooh, just saw in the preview that ol’ Chuck is really throwing some shade at Miss Phaedra and saying she wasn’t his “girlfriend”and they didn’t date — she was just a donkey booty call.

  • TN Gal

    Maybe that’s why Mama Joyce doesn’t like Todd…he’s not buying her Louis Vuitton bags in an effort to hit that.

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  • Aunt Dorsey

    I’d be REALLY impressed if Mama Joyce was on that long list of homies, since on some other site they were saying he also dated NeNe and Weavy O’Hara.

  • sheesh

    Chuck smashed the homies!

  • notwithoutmytv

    “Hood Lip”. Perfect! Thank you, L Boogie, for putting a name to this ubiquitous phenomenon.

  • Classy drunk

    Smh…Mynique. Your hubby played football, he had past relationships he probably wasn’t truthful about. You think Mama Joyce is good friends with Kandi’s two week fuck buddy? You sound as stupid as Porsha.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Yeah, but at ten, you knew the year had 365 days in it….so there’s that.

  • rachelkashmir

    I’m not going to lie, when I was 10, I thought the Underground Railroad was a real railroad….but I was 10 and grew up in Tacoma, WA….a bit removed from the actual history…unlike our dear, stupid Porsha.

    I most definitely think Mynique with a Y is auditioning for a part on Atlanta. Nene sure likes to bring in strays. Last year it Marlo the Thug now it’s Mynique. I love how she’s trying to go after Pheadra and Kandi and they keep shutting her down and making her look stupid in the process.

    I laughed at Kandi commandeering the “master suite.” Honestly, it just looked like the first room she saw, it just happened to be the master.

    Kenya is just a weirdo. She’s trying so hard to be the trouble maker but just ends up looking desperate to have camera time.

  • TN Gal

    Me thinks the wheels on Porsha’s bus do NOT go all the way ’round.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Unless it’s Rosie Grier sitting at home doing his needlepoint….

  • Aunt Dorsey

    All this yapping about who banged Mynique’s husband has the sticky fingerprints of the producers all over it. First, NeNe bringing up Kandi and the Head Doctor’s previous relationship with him at their little gathering. Who the hell does that to a “good “friend”? Followed by Mynique foolishly sniping at Kandi and Phaedra. I mean really, twenty years ago, who gives a rat’s ass.

    I think Mynique is way out of her league here, as evidenced by sweet old Cynthia, of all people, tutoring her on throwing shade. But, if she’s Porsha’s replacement, looks like they’re not going to upgrade smarts much.

    Weavy O’Hara (thanks LAC) is like an annoying butt pimple….she needs to twerk off.

  • StaceySuperfly

    Mauricio…or whatever she calls herself, is not very smart. Pretty sure we saw the beginning of the end of her marriage, what a fool to think her husband told her the truth about his past. Most NFL players do sit home every night crocheting an afghan right? I mean, its not like they will bang anything that moves (unless its called Kenya) every chance they get. This is going to be fun…wheeeeee~!!