Christmas is now a memory, along with the wine stains on the carpet. Only the weekend to think about, and that will be a trifle anticlimactic with festivities past and yet to come.
That’s why we have the Comment of the Month. It’s a party on your ‘puter screen, so sit back and have a giggle or two at the expense of those oh so inflated egos on our tv screens.
Now if those packages from Amazon would only arrive….
NotWithoutMyTV on Tre and Joe: Are there any backward, third-world client states of the U.S. that have capital punishment for tax crimes? And might one of those banana republics be interested in accepting extradition of two faux mafia reprobates? We might be able to rustle up a few pre-owned F-16s and throw them into the bargain… c’mon, Pakistan. You know you’ve got a nice, dank hole you could throw these two down. We can do better than this. Vicki’s face is a slow-pitch softball right across the plate. It’s gotten too easy.
Lindaw205 on Tre and Joe: She needs to take that face back and demand a full refund. Hope she kept her receipt.
NotWithoutMyTV on Tre and Joe: Has anyone been able to verify that slutty headshrinker’s credentials? Because from the amount of posing and preening she does, she seems more suited to a backroom gangbang than a counseling session. Maybe if she smoked one of those electronic cigarettes I’d have more confidence in her.
Cattyfan on Comment Showcase: Hey! I as the example of how to do it right! What a nice change of pace. My husband, The Pastor, usually uses me in his sermons as the “what not to do”…
Itchy on the Bachelorette: I hope he comes back and she says, “Well, thanks. But that was before I got a look at Chris’s dick. Buh-bye!”
Ionatrailer on Princesses: It’s offical…Ashlee has taken the Most Useless Human Being On The Planet Crown away from Deena Cortese of Jersey Shore. Even Snooki thinks she’s a schmuck. Even The situation wouldn’t even dare think about getting it in her.
Ashlee is going to wind up a spinster yenta after this. Who would marry her let alone date her other than her father?
Merry2349 on SisterWives: And Kody worries that if he even talks to women, they’ll swoon at his feet. Imagine that opening line: “Hey, I’m a disheveled, unemployed, middle-aged douche with a bad reality show, four miserable wives, and a gaggle of kids who don’t respect me.” Who could resist?
Chicken Lips on Sister Wives: Because what kind of father would ignore that horseshit going down? Wait – I think I just answered my own question.
Itchy on Bachelorette: Only reason I’m tuning in next week is because I have no choice, my mind has been brainwashed. After the season is over, I’m shaving my head, getting a set of finger-cymbals and I’m going dancing in the streets dressed in an orange sheet and handing out audition signup sheets for the next Bachelor season. Om Hari-hari-son. Om Hari-hari-son. Om Hari-hari-son. Chrisna Chrisna Hari-son.
Itchy on BB Plutonium: I found Jessie to be kind of condescending. Like a little rich girl trying to comfort a starving puppy (who she’s not going to adopt or anything, just pat him on the head a bit before shoving him off her lap so she doesn’t get fleas).
Dipwad on Sister Wives: I spend my time watching this show yelling GET A JOB! at the TV.
I don’t feel this is a productive use of my time.
Aunt Dorsey on BB Float: Mike Boogie…oooffffff, there’s an appetite suppressant, well more like a lunch launcher, if I ever saw one.
Sarcasatire on Not News, Amanda: I had No IDEA she was this horrible… she’s gotten a pretty amazing edit on the show. Clearly, she’s much worse than Baboon Teeth Barbie who’s getting the only villain edit this season.
Followed by Waffleboy: You have a great mind. I’m fascinated by string and shiny objects for hours at a time. That video is something though, isn’t it?
PollyPocket on Kardashians’ Shady Stunt: The next time Kris whores her offspring out for real, none of the villiagers will believe her and the whole lot of them will be eaten by wolves. That’ll teach ‘em.
What What on Video BB in 2 Minutes: I seriously think the most memorable thing about the season is going to be Ronnie screaming “AMERICAAAAA”
begonia skies on Hold the Ketchup: I would get much more satisfaction out of knowing that it was a bruise she received from Cara Maria just for being an obnoxious waste of space who’s stuck up Johnny Bananas ass.
Gary Warren on TLC’s Cheer Perfection: This is the best show on tv. Like in the history of tv ever. There was Lost and then there was Cheer Perfection. Breaking Bad is awesome too. So Breaking Bad, Lost, and then Cheer Perfection. Except I loved the Shield. The Shield, Breaking Bad Lost and then…oh wait. Sons of Anarchy is great. So Sons of Anarchy, The Shield, Breaking Bad, Lost and Cheer Perfection. The best ever.