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July’s Best Comments

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The day after Christmas, and my hope for my fellow Trashmii, Trashtalkers, Trash… whatever your favorite thing to call us… is that you had just the kind of holiday you had hoped to enjoy. I suspect that the readers who are enjoying the Best of______ Comments today are those of you who are at the office.

Wherever you are, here are the very best of July. Maybe your comment is here, in excellent company.

Cloudsinmycoffee on Couples Therapy: Also, FF has contributed to it. If week after week I had to watch a show where my fiancee was fucking a new woman, I’d lose my shit too. (Actually, I would have stabbed his testicles the moment he told me about the show and THEN had left, but that’s just me). She dresses as if she were a twenty year old chola, with those ratty ass bangs and the make-up. Ugh. Also, I think that the frown face is her permanent expression; nobody’s lips look like a parenthesis on its side.

Plockness Monster on Big Brother: You know he cried when he got those tats. “This is the pain my ancestors must have felt. WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Itchy on Big Brother: He’s a proud member of the Douchebag Nation. Isn’t their reservation every Ed Hardy store?

Juddfan on Big Brother: I like the name Baywatch for David, but last night, while I was gagging to myself, looking at the blondes admire each other, I wanted to call him Farrah . . .

Itchy on Justin Bieber, Selena, Deen, Hernandez & Bachelor: My goodness… I’m just trying to imagine what the inside of your brain looks like…

Followed by RonnieK: Says the guy with that avatar!!

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10 comments on “July’s Best Comments

  1. TN Gal says:

    Wow, I made it again!! Thanks!!!

    Anyone hear that J-Woww is pregnant, and sent her sonogram pic as a Christmas card? Next year, I’m gonna take a pic of a negative pregnancy test and send it out with the caption “Not pregnant. Send booze. Merry Christmas!”

  2. Aunt Dorsey says:

    Good to see she’s still busy planning her wedding — good work on getting that flower girl/ring bearer started early.

  3. TN Gal says:

    I think MTV and Satan are just gearing up for “Jersey Shore 2033: The Next Generation of Antibiotic-resistant STDs”.

  4. StaceySuperfly says:

    Man, I am really gonna miss TnT, those parents bring out the ugly in all of us snarksters…those were the days my friends!

  5. Aunt Dorsey says:

    I’m all verklempt, first they go and cancel Bridezillas and now Tot’lers ‘n’ Tiaras. What a world, what a world…..

  6. Aunt Dorsey says:

    I’m still praying to Jeebus that the self-professed chick magnet, The Situation, doesn’t jump on the baby train. Hopefully that cocktail of STDs mutated and rendered his sperm infertile or alternatively that they’re as stupid as he is and swim the wrong way…

  7. plockness monster says:

    This is great.

  8. TN Gal says:

    TLC will find something just as craptacular to watch. Or they better. I think we should start a write-in campaign for a TnT/Gypsy Sisters/Cops crossover. You know they’d take Mayo Mom to jail just on general principle.

  9. Chicken Lips Chicken Lips says:

    Wait, what? Did they really cancel TnT? Watching TnT with my Little Debbies and vodka and then hanging with my TTV homies talking about the episode is basically my whole reason for living. What is left for me if I don’t have that?!?!?!?!?!

  10. Aunt Dorsey says:

    I know, sigh….the world will be a sorry, sorry place if Joyce of Real Fishwives of BH and Weavy O’Hara (thanks LAC) of Hotlanta are the only Ultimate Nacho Grand Supremes left on the tube. All the hair tossing and twerking in the world will NOT make up for that.

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