The day after Christmas, and my hope for my fellow Trashmii, Trashtalkers, Trash… whatever your favorite thing to call us… is that you had just the kind of holiday you had hoped to enjoy. I suspect that the readers who are enjoying the Best of______ Comments today are those of you who are at the office.
Wherever you are, here are the very best of July. Maybe your comment is here, in excellent company.
Cloudsinmycoffee on Couples Therapy: Also, FF has contributed to it. If week after week I had to watch a show where my fiancee was fucking a new woman, I’d lose my shit too. (Actually, I would have stabbed his testicles the moment he told me about the show and THEN had left, but that’s just me). She dresses as if she were a twenty year old chola, with those ratty ass bangs and the make-up. Ugh. Also, I think that the frown face is her permanent expression; nobody’s lips look like a parenthesis on its side.
Plockness Monster on Big Brother: You know he cried when he got those tats. “This is the pain my ancestors must have felt. WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Itchy on Big Brother: He’s a proud member of the Douchebag Nation. Isn’t their reservation every Ed Hardy store?
Juddfan on Big Brother: I like the name Baywatch for David, but last night, while I was gagging to myself, looking at the blondes admire each other, I wanted to call him Farrah . . .
Itchy on Justin Bieber, Selena, Deen, Hernandez & Bachelor: My goodness… I’m just trying to imagine what the inside of your brain looks like…
Followed by RonnieK: Says the guy with that avatar!!