The day after Christmas, and my hope for my fellow Trashmii, Trashtalkers, Trash… whatever your favorite thing to call us… is that you had just the kind of holiday you had hoped to enjoy. I suspect that the readers who are enjoying the Best of______ Comments today are those of you who are at the office.
Wherever you are, here are the very best of July. Maybe your comment is here, in excellent company.
Cloudsinmycoffee on Couples Therapy: Also, FF has contributed to it. If week after week I had to watch a show where my fiancee was fucking a new woman, I’d lose my shit too. (Actually, I would have stabbed his testicles the moment he told me about the show and THEN had left, but that’s just me). She dresses as if she were a twenty year old chola, with those ratty ass bangs and the make-up. Ugh. Also, I think that the frown face is her permanent expression; nobody’s lips look like a parenthesis on its side.
Plockness Monster on Big Brother: You know he cried when he got those tats. “This is the pain my ancestors must have felt. WAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Itchy on Big Brother: He’s a proud member of the Douchebag Nation. Isn’t their reservation every Ed Hardy store?
Juddfan on Big Brother: I like the name Baywatch for David, but last night, while I was gagging to myself, looking at the blondes admire each other, I wanted to call him Farrah . . .
Itchy on Justin Bieber, Selena, Deen, Hernandez & Bachelor: My goodness… I’m just trying to imagine what the inside of your brain looks like…
Followed by RonnieK: Says the guy with that avatar!!
BedHeadJen on T&T Tomato: I need an APB on one Sarah McLachlan, stat! I have never wished harm on anyone, until I watched ‘Princess Fugly of Fartsalot Holler’ give that poor kitty Shaken Kitty Syndrome.
I hope she sharts herself in front of the popular kids at school while wearing white pants.
Dqh257 on BB Floaters: Although, to be fair @cattyfan, I do think “Faggoty Ann-dy” is pretty fucking hysterical.
Snarkster on T&T Tomato: There was way too much stupid in this episode. I want to sit all of those moms down and explain birth control.
NotWithoutMyTV on T&T Tomato: Nancy, you’re not doing it right. You’re supposed to call the other commenter names, then get all biblical on their ass. say something like “I hope you have fun in hell when Satan pulls off your arms like a mean boy would torture a spider for all eternity, you fuck!!!!”
You’re welcome. I just want you to be the best T&T commenter you can be, so that you can add to our rich tapestry of hate.
The wrong Spock on T&T Tomato: Soooooooooo, f*** off already with your super judgmental, I’m so superior and would never say that, b*******. I just want to enjoy people’s unfiltered inside thoughts but you’re annoying me and making me all shouty, which is making my dog super stressed out and I just can’t have that.
TNGal on T&T Tomato: @thewrongspock…no, my boyfriend is an a-list actor that I met on Facebook but he works too much to have time to meet in person. But he totally loves me and calls me and texts me all the time, and just as soon as this current big contract he has in Persia is done, he’s taking me to like Paris, or somewhere romantic (he promised!)where I just know he’s totally going to propose, ya know? Because we’re like soul mates and meant to be. I just can’t wait to meet him in person!
Itchy on The Bachelorette: The biggest problem I had with James was that I could practically smell all that Axe body spray he probably uses. It was like the smell was pouring out of the speakers. Ew.
LAC on Okay it’s not the News…: Why anyone is watching this show with such a hateful cast of creeps is beyond me. I would rather do a marathon of RHONJ and no wine than watch this awful display of humanity. And that is with Teresa screeching. Bless you recappers….
The wrong Spock on Okay, It’s Not the News: These assrockets just need to find a car fire and get in it.
Chaosbutterfly on Jennifer Aniston’s GI Tract…: . I know Jennifer never goes with a strong lip…you have to have some kind of personality or edge to do a bold lip color and Jennifer is about as edgy as a cliff in Kansas.
ChickenLips on Irony Bites BB: It’s because no one realized he was exposing himself.
Because there are no magnifying glasses allowed in the BB house.
CattyFan on BB Spelling: McCrae looks like what would happen if you put Daniel Radcliffe and Gotye in a blender, then kept the result from showering for two weeks.