AH June. The month we became TrashTalkTV. We got new digs, and adjusted nicely. Most of the regulars made it, but we lost a few of the fun kids. Others changed names along with the site, and we made some nifty new friends.
Some crazies found us too.
Oh, and the comments just kept coming.
Merry Christmas from Snowshoe and the rest of the Cats. We hope that you can take a break if the festivities become a tad hectic and have a holiday smile.
Sarcasatire on Trailer Park, “Schwarznegger, Stallone, and Cruise all got the memo, Will had better get with the program. If you want us to pay more attention to Jaden, make a film about people trying to shoot him and blow him up.”
Aunt Dorsey on Trailer Park, “I think I can wait with unbated breath until this one shows up on the tube.”
Aunt Dorsey on Dear TVGasm RHOC, “Poor Icky never looked as good as Miss Piggy did. But the doctor used the wrong setting on the belt sander and missed most of the major craters.”
Tracy on Taylor Swift Comes Out With A Third Fragrance…WHY? “Böring by Taylor Swift.”
PopePhilly on The Bachelorette, “I’m sorry. I totally should have read your whole recap before posting the video. Please don’t hate me. I will wear my Bachelor hair and say 15 “Hail Harrisons” to earn your forgiveness.”
Crazy Rooster on Bachelorette, “What do you mean, unnatural? What, when you’re hanging out with a bunch of people you barely tolerate, you don’t spontaneously break out into a group rap too?…….. Well yeah… which is why I’m no longer welcome at the PTA meetings.”
Chicken Lips on Breaking Amish, “Sabrina was actually on the line with 411 – she needed to find out how to call 911. She’s ain’t the sharpest, you know.”
LAC on Newlyweds Sexy Time, “I really feel for Tarz. He is little head in the clouds, but he is sweet and lives with a woman who can make opening a can into a Lifetime movie.”
Hot cawfee on RHONJ: “Tiny Caro–shaking my head–I think she means “down-sizing” like she meant “portion control” when complimented on losing weight. She neglected to mention that lap band surgery caused her to control her portions: not due to any will-power or effort. So lets say ‘Bankruptcy is to Down-sizing as Lap-Band Surgery is to Portion Control.’”
Plockness Monster on Commentgasm Winners: “The Great Crash of 2012 still brings a tear to my eye. It really fucked up my forum ranking too.”
WishICouldDance on What Up With Kris Kard…: “Hey, when do the daily infomercials on How To Make A Fortune Off Your Skank Ho Daughters start?!? SO EXCITED!!! Wait… Talk Show?!? No, I’m sure that’s a typo!! It’s got to be a how-to for all us millions of moms who have been doing it wrong!!”
Amanda on RHONJ: “@Gypsy, Whoa WHOA..lets go easy on Princess Lauren. She’s had a really hard life. I mean..she had to go to prom with her brother. Being down graded to ONE. ONE couch? Send Angelina Jolie/Jimmy Carter/Bono in to do some ambassador work.”
Faye on T&T Mini: “Dad on Roids would be cute if he didn’t look like he had been stung by a nation of angry bees”
Chicken Lips on T&T Mini: “At first I thought Roidosaurus was just one of those weird health nuts…but then I realized that the ‘roids have damaged his brain and removed the filter between thought-and-mouth. But I’ll give him this – it does take a confident man to run around in his undies when he knows that the juice will turn the jewels into sun dried tomatoes.”
Lauriel on Revolution: “Monroe is the kind of guy I used to go for before I ‘grew up.’ I’d still like to climb all over him like a spider monkey.”
LAC on Newlyweds Sexy…: “And given that he looks like what hits on you in airport bar while your flight is delayed.”
JimbobJones on “Hot in Cleveland”: “As Joe Rogan once said. ‘My guidance counselor owes me a fucking apology! That dude lacked vision!’”
“Rachelkashmir on Million Dollar Listing”: “@labowner- You’re kidding right? The only women who could possibly be attracted to that creep are aging, gold diggers who look like pre op trannies….visualize….Kim Zolciak (apologies to pre op trannies.)”
Surreal Girl on “Princesses Long Island”: I’m also surprised that these \princesses\ didn’t get sweet 16 nose jobs. (ouch!)
Catty Fan on “T&T Mini”: I want to know who was tasked with the job of rolling those tiny little joints…
Hot Cawfee on “Game of Thrones”: I am excited and terrified for the season finale. Commuter mug, bottle of pinot, secure top for commuter mug.
Justelle on “Dance Moms”: Oh wow…I had no idea there was a jewelry line. Can I get them engraved? Because to me they look like re-purposed dog tags like I would buy at the vets office and while I have no need for a heart shaped charm that says \2nd place over all!\ I do have a dog I love slightly less than my main dog (Lifetime tv has taught me that put downs breed eternal loyalty..ask anyone in their original moves…or on their show Dance Moms) and she could most certainly use a cute tag to let her know shell always be the most adorable first loser in my life.