Day four and we are in April with another month’s worth of note-worthy comments. When I opened the file I couldn’t believe who had made the first comment. Can you?
Itchy on Mini Survivor, Cockring’s a term of endurance: Yes, yes, I know, it’s reaching. But what the hell. It’s Easter. Hard to be funny on Easter. Well, it’s also April Fool’s. But that’s not my joke. Ha ha.
Gypsy on Real World STD: Oh and Jessica, don’t wear a thong all season, I don’t want to see that huge blue bird bleeping out your arse all season.
Itchy on Survivor Special: In fact, we’re all being treated to a preview of that wacky new situation comedy “Heeeere’s Phillip!” Premieres next fall on OWN.
Aunt Dorsey on Splash Clothes: I would think jumping from a three-storey building would be a LOT less scary than having to suck Hugh Hefner’s withered old pecker.
Aunt Dorsey on Survivor Special: I think Probst deserves a reward. He probably wants to play. So he should be put on the island with an all Hose Wife game of Survivor with Andy Cohen making up the carnival games and playing his role. I’d watch that.
Catty Fan on Project Runway Verge: Richard may look like a Mandrake Root, but it’s Layana who makes me want to put on ear protection.
TheMiki on Preachers’ daughters Judge: That would have been accurate. I am probably an evil little perv.