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Itchy on Duck Dynasty Beat Idol and Modern Family In The Key Demo: I can tell you that this season of American Idol is like watching your mother trying to breakdance at your nephew’s bar mitzvah.
Aunt Dorsey on MiniCap Survivor: Oooooohhhhh, I can’t wait to see Hantzy Pantz whip out his fearsome peeing pecker of pestilence and annihilate his very own tribe by dribbling in the rice and beans. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Crankyguy on On MiniCap Survivor: Little crankyguy has now been officially renamed as The Peeing Pecker of Pestilence. Thanks, Aunt Dorsey.
Aunt Dorsey on How Is Kate Gosselin Still Relevant?: Give it a few years and there should be eight Gosselin books coming out–all in the vein of ‘Mommie Dearest’
Robin On Morrissey Is so Sensitive: Can I join you? I promise to bring a truly fine box of wine and some green tomatoes to cook in the bacon grease.
Cattyfan on Morrissey Is So Sensitive: the delicious, juicy, perfectly seasoned, pasture-raised, grass-fed, antibiotic and preservative free, dry-aged, locally-sourced steak that I will prepare and dine upon later this fine evening.
NotWithoutMyTV on Adrienne Maloof And Camille…: I guess all the cool kids are just not showing up to the reunions, now. Andy better get control of his hos…
Gilty Plesure on Project Runway Seniority: Why is it that older people are presented on TV or in the movies as either being cutesy-funny dearies or grouchy and cantankerous? I want to be a glamorous, witty GILF not the butt of a joke in my senior years.
Chaosbutterfly on Taylor Swift: Don’t Take Yourself So Seriously I know being Satan’s first-born daughter, she has some clout down below, but she really isn’t in a position to condemn anyone to hell. With her sinister ass ways.
I bet she’s the real reason the Pope decided to hang it up. He caught a glimpse of her on tv someplace and was so overwhelmed by the sheer evil emanating from her every pore that he just quit. Ole evil ass bitch. Just look at that picture. Look at her eyes (not too long, or your immortal soul will be forfeit), and tell me that bitch isn’t sinister as fuck.Just sitting there, plotting the eradication of everything good and beautiful in this world.
Sarcasatire Celebrity App: I support any casting that helps make Bruce Jenner look even yet still more like a bug-eyed android with the brain of a 90-year-old.
Lissagettinghammered on Brody Jenner Joins Keeping Up With The K’s : If Brody Jenner is a lothario, then I’m Helen of Fucking Troy.
JimbobJones on Taylor Swift: Don’t Take Yourself So Seriously: I know what you’re up to, Nads… you just want to be a Taylor Swift song! So, what, Bret Michaels wouldn’t write one about you, so you figure Taylor Swift will? (I know that’s the reason keep cutting her off in traffic).“…the day that the Second Zombie Apocalypse comes”The first one already happened. We called it “Zooey Deschanel”
JimbobJones on Weekly CommentGasm Votes: I for one hate this idea, because it requires me to be funny more than once a month. I save up all my funny for one post a month, so I can be in enough of the “Commentgasm Year End” awards to validate me as a person. Now I actually need to be FUNNY? Sorry, can’t happen.
Classy Drunk Brody Jenner Joins Keeping Up With The K’s: He is so hot, but not hot enough for me to watch the Kardashians. I have standards. This is coming from someone who watched Rock of Love faithfully.
NotWithoutMyTV on Adrienne Maloof Can Finally Sleep Well At Night: Oh, fuck her. With a saguaro cactus. Sideways. Twice.
Cocoted on Vanderpump Rules Reunion Recap: We All Watched: I spent the whole episode transfixed by the clump of fake eyelash glue on Stassi’s left eye. Why didn’t one of her “friends” tell her it was there?
Sagittariuskim on Tonight’s Top 10 Shows: Wait the killer cooked the body, but didn’t eat it? What a waste! Does he not know they are starving children in Africa.
NotWithoutMyTV on Taylor Swift: Don’t Take Yourself So Seriously: I will not hear anything bad about Zooey Deschanel or Anne Hathaway. Both ladies have an open invitation to enjoy NotWithoutMyTv’s bounce house any time of the day or night. (Each of you is free to decide for yourself whether “bounce house” is meant as a euphemism for something else altogether.)
Sheesh on Weekly CommentGasm: But potatomom did inspire the “my life was worse than yours” oneupmanship war.
And for that I am truly grateful.
Miss Molly on Taylor Swift: Taylor – if you don’t want to be the butt of jokes perhaps you should stop acting like one.