Last week on Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti drooled all over super douche Jonathan Chebin and lived to humiliate playboy Eric. Today, Patti walks into her office asking her minions what is her number one rule? Teacher’s pet David says it’s no phone number exchanging with the clients. Ding! Ding! He gets a cookie. Patti shames them all into confessing who is the dirtbag messing with Patti’s rules? Justin admits he did that and Pattie slaps him with probation and gets all Donald Trump and threatens to kick him to the curb.
The Patti has spoken
Round table with Patti, Justin, David and Marisa. Courtney Kerr is revealed to be this week’s quasi-celebrity millionaire – she of “Most Eligible Dallas” and on THIS SEASON ON BRAVO “Courtney Loves Dallas”. Cross over! Hat’s off to Miss Andy. Patti wants to know if her staff has heard of her. Naturally, brown-noser David is practically doing a Horshack in his chair dying to tell Patti that “ooh! OOH!” he knows who she is. Marisa looks bored.
Courtney’s video submission and she says she has a checklist that she doesn’t want to call a checklist: Tall, funny, from a southern family, plays golf and envisions a globe in his imagery office that his mentor gave him. Sheesh. Patti says Courtney’s a ten and she is very attractive. Patti says they’re really good friends (of course) and wants to give her a mixer to end all mixers.