Last week on Millionaire Matchmaker, Patti drooled all over super douche Jonathan Chebin and lived to humiliate playboy Eric. Today, Patti walks into her office asking her minions what is her number one rule? Teacher’s pet David says it’s no phone number exchanging with the clients. Ding! Ding! He gets a cookie. Patti shames them all into confessing who is the dirtbag messing with Patti’s rules? Justin admits he did that and Pattie slaps him with probation and gets all Donald Trump and threatens to kick him to the curb.
The Patti has spoken
Round table with Patti, Justin, David and Marisa. Courtney Kerr is revealed to be this week’s quasi-celebrity millionaire – she of “Most Eligible Dallas” and on THIS SEASON ON BRAVO “Courtney Loves Dallas”. Cross over! Hat’s off to Miss Andy. Patti wants to know if her staff has heard of her. Naturally, brown-noser David is practically doing a Horshack in his chair dying to tell Patti that “ooh! OOH!” he knows who she is. Marisa looks bored.
Courtney’s video submission and she says she has a checklist that she doesn’t want to call a checklist: Tall, funny, from a southern family, plays golf and envisions a globe in his imagery office that his mentor gave him. Sheesh. Patti says Courtney’s a ten and she is very attractive. Patti says they’re really good friends (of course) and wants to give her a mixer to end all mixers.
The second millionaire is from David’s stable. He intros Stefan Dahlkvist who owns “Moods Of Norway” a fashion boutique. There is much debate on Stefan’s sexual orientation due to his pink limo, pink jackets and general Metro-ness. He’s from Sweden and is now in Norway with his college buddies selling high fashion clothes with lots of color. He says he likes women so David is bummed. He says he can feel a true connection within 30 minutes of meeting someone. Patti poo-poos that and is not convinced of his heterosexual nature. David insists his gaydar is not beeping so Patti moves on not before calling Stefan a show-off, which she dubs a peacock, and questions his sincerity of finding someone to settle down with.
Back in Patti’s office and Courtney enters to talk to Patti and gets fawned over by David. He gets shooed away and Patti calls Courtney and “M.I.T” which means a Millionaire In Training. Gah. Patti says she loves her MIT’s because they’re not complete assholes yet.
We find out that Courtney’s 31, from Dallas, a fashion blogger, and host of one of Dallas’ top rated morning shows. She has it all except some lovin’. She says the man she wants doesn’t necessarily have to be a fashionista but needs to be confident. She’s in LA all the time so it’s a good excuse to put to the public as to why she’s on the show. She says she’s at a point in her life where she’s enjoying her success but it’s lonely and wants to share her life. Patti touches on Courtney’s past boyfriends and brings up her best friend Matt but Patti said it went nowhere. That must have been showcased on her other show, right? The second one is her last boyfriend from four years ago who dumped her during the countdown on New Years. COLD. Then he married someone else. Ouch. Pattie says Courtney is tough like a New Yorker caught in a southern girl. Courtney wants a tall, funny guy who has job flexibility like she does. He has to have swagger, Patti!
On to Stefan. Patti goes to his store and it’s very pink and colorful, as the title promised. Stefan is wearing a flowered jacket, pink shirt and black tie. He’s cute with bringing his little gnome everywhere with him. He has a pink tractor and a huge pink limo. He says he meets a lot of women but they are on the shallow side. He wants a confident women who has a life of her own. Patti wants to know if Stefan picked out the colors in his store and she can’t believe he’s not gay. He’s not, Patti, he’s European. His last relationship ended because they lived and worked together. His celebrity crush is J-Lo. He likes to ride his motorcycle and go camping so Patti says he’s a peacock on the outside and a falcon in the inside. Stefan likes that and can’t wait for Patti to find him a lovebird.
Patti says it’s time to find some girls and boys for Stephan and Courtney and unconvincingly laments that those two would look good together. FORESHADOWING. Tall guys with swagger for Courtney and for Stephan gets passionate, J-Lo types.
The Recruits – Stephan