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  • Robin

    I am kinda embarrased that I ever liked Rupert as well. I think it harks back to when Survivor was new and he stole shoes and traded them for tools and food. I thought he was the bomb! It was pirate themed and he fit the mold.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Well, let’s hope Mrs. PepperPooter googles herself and shows up here pronto. It’s the Christmas season, damn it, and we don’t want you to be deprived of meeting such a humble manifestation of all that goodness, self-sacrifice and generosity. After all she is God-like, he used a rib out of Adam to make Eve — lord only knows what Mrs. PepperPooter used when she “made Brad.”

  • Chicken Lips

    Well, I hang out here a lot, so no, I’ve never met someone who’s nice, generous and selfless. 😉

  • vallegirl

    No, see, Monica DID make a big move. She actively chose to be Tyson’s lapdog. It was her decision to run around behind him begging to be promised that, no, for reals, she’s his number 3. Because she made Pepperpooter and she made Tyson the Survivor winner. She never wanted to win, she was always doing it for Tyson.

    But I guess you’ve never met someone who’s nice, generous and selfless, either.

  • Tyson was the right choice. I know some of you peeps like “non-playing,” “in the background” types of players and want them to win. Not me. If Monica or Gervase had won I would have thrown my TV Guide at the TV.

    You know, I kept expecting Monica to make a big move and she fooled me all the way to the end. How could I have ever believed her?

    Tyson deserves the money and it will console him when Rachel leaves him for somebody who’s hung.

    Thanks for the picture of Pepperpot! Instead of him and Monica talking I would have preferred the camera focusing in on his butt while he bent over and touched his toes four or five times. Now, that would have been entertainment!

    I don’t know how I could have ever liked Rupert. He’s so needy and wants so badly to be liked. Ugh. I’ve had enough of him.

    I don’t find Dalton’s recaps entertaining and rarely read him. I like Pottymouth’s much more.

    Thanks for all the recaps Pottymouth. You’re the best. Happy New Year.

  • Moli

    You know I never noticed the lack of pit hair…but we are damn near body hair bald from my Mother’s side(let’s say I have never in my life owned a razor or hair removing product). Tyson could simply not be a hairy person(the only thing niceish I will say about him). I DID NOT WANT TYSON TO WIN. I hated him all season, the only season of BB I watched was the season with Hayden and couldn’t stand him. I really wanted him or a nonreturning player to win with the exception of worthless until too late Cierra. Thank you PM for you always hilarious recaps, I also wanted to quit this season but you and Dalton’s recaps kept me watching. It’s funny, I read Dalton’s recaps and say I can’t wait to see what PM will say about x-situation. I love that you are 30 times snarkier than he is.

  • considerthis

    @ april If I understood Jeffy Probst correctly with Rupert and that done to death ty-dye tank top – Rupert is the most popular and beloved Survivor of ALL time so I guess fan favorite is FOREVER off the table. Wonder how Rupe was able to capture that title – nobody asked for my vote?

    On a side note would love to see Colton and Phil Robertson left on a deserted island for 39 days – now that’s good TV!

  • msjacqmills

    Tyson had no pit hair and Gervase had a goatee…they must have been sharing a razor.

  • april

    Wait, was there no Fan Favorite this season?

  • itchy

    Oh, Tyson was a professional cyclist? Well, that explains everything. All that cycling ground his balls to pebbles. Hiding the rest of it (well, he’s a Mormon, so there’s undoubtedly not much there anyway) was a piece of cake.

  • Robin

    See, I rested my eyes for about 45 seconds during the show and figured that I missed it and I eagerly waited for the recap because when Monica says she’s going to make a big move, you know it’s gonna be big and game-changing!

    Wait – there was no big move? Hunh.

    LOL@ Chicken Lips

  • Robin

    Dear Potty,

    I havent been as hands on at FS and dont comment like I normally do. I wish I could blame it on drinking too many Limes Disease or something..but the truth is ,I was bored shitless with these ahem..survivors.

    The only thing that saved this season for me was your recaPs. Never missed one. Thanks. }~

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Taking a break before the reunion portion of the recap. Potty you are KILLING me with the captions, thank you so much for all the raspberry boners for the Rev. Probst of the Universal Life Church Monastery — Martha Stewart could not have done a better job. You are so crafty. Thank you for your most excellent recaps, enjoyed reading all of them.

    In tribute to that magnificent toastmaster, Gervase, here is a verbatim quote from his first season of Survivor: “…nothing is dumber than a woman, except maybe a cow…” Good to know his oratorial skills are still razor sharp. “YEAH, that’s how we DO it!”

    Itchy, I think I know the secret to Tyson’s lack of a visible “lunch box”, “package”, whatever you wanna call it — I don’t think it’s the “White Man’s Surprise”, it’s probably his Holy Mormon underwear — it acts like a cloak of invisibility. I don’t know about his lack of pit hair, but Laura M. was more than making up for it, she has pits worthy of an Italian gladiator movie, circa 1960. Tyson was a professional bicycler, so maybe he had his body Laser Armstronged of all hair, you know, to keep down wind resistance.

    I am so glad that St. Vitus stayed true to himself and was a total Bitter Betty, but my stomach dropped when the Rev. Probst asked him if he’d play again. NOooooooooooo.

  • Chicken Lips

    I’m very disappointed in this recap – it didn’t talk at all about the “big move” Monica kept yakking about that she was going to make. See, I rested my eyes for about 45 seconds during the show and figured that I missed it and I eagerly waited for the recap because when Monica says she’s going to make a big move, you know it’s gonna be big and game-changing!

    Wait – there was no big move? Hunh. Then what the hell was she yapping about? OK – I take it back – great ‘cap! Thank you for taking us through this season, PottyMouth!

    Back to Monica (as Monica feels it should be), when she was talking about “I’m so proud that I was able to play without Brad and I wanted to show my kids that I could do it on my own without Brad and even though Brad was here this sister was doing it all for herself!” Um, wasn’t she on Survivor once before without Brad (and I actually thought she was married to Dante Culpepper because I never heard of PepperPot). I don’t know if I screamed “Shut up Monica!” or “Shut up Probst!” more during this episode.

    Once again – I was cracking wise when I said the recap was disappointing – thanks for sharing the season with us!

  • ChaCha

    I was wondering the same thing about Tyson’s lack of pit hair, especially since the ladies were showing theirs. Was his non-essential a razor?