Finals night on The Voice, Trashies. Carson pumps us all up and introduces Jacquie Lee, Will Champlin, and Tessanne Chin. They all look lovely, don’t they? Flashbacks allll the way back to the Blind. Adam says that Tess is one of the best singers ever and Will is gifted. Xtina says Jacquie’s a star and can do it all. Adam and Xtina smack talk each other and I just want them to kiss already.
It’s OK, Adam, she’s hot again
Adam, Blake, Ceelo and Xtina are joined on stage by “some” members of Def Leppard. Adam takes the first line, then Blake joins in. Ceelo is next then Xtina comes in and wipes the floor with everyone. I see Phil Collen, guitarist of Def Leppard, up there and yup – that’s really the one-armed drummer, Rick Allen. I’m mesmerized by Ceelo’s red rain boots. That man knows how to sex up a stage, I tells ya.
What are we going to do Carson? He tells us that each contestant will sing three songs – 1) a repeat of their blind audition song; 2) a duet with their coach; 3) a song picked by the judges.
PART ONE: BLIND AUDITION REMIX
Tess is up first and she sang “Try” by Pink for her blind audition. Adam tells us all how awesome Tess is and he says how proud he is of her.
We see Tess singing out in the audience making her way to the stage. Oh, Tess – that is an unfortunate jumpsuit you’re wearing but you sound wonderful and I covet your shoes. She sounds great, as usual, but I remember liking her audition better than this performance.