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Everything you need to know about me is summed up by this story from the early 90s. I waited on Danny Bonaduce in a chain restaurant in Dayton, OH, and he was an ass then asked me if I knew he was. And I said, "Joey Buttafuoco?" I didn't get a tip but I amused myself so it was totally worth it.
  • Aunt Dorsey

    Definitely want a John Cho action figure. I’ll just throw in a revolting quote from Rosie O’Donnell, “He’s a cutie patootie.” Now I have to go lie down with a cold compress.

  • No, I’m just glad to see you

    Don’t forget John Cho and his silly putty neck. Remorse and soul not included. Operators are standing by.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    That doll looks like an early prototype for Mr. Potato Head — Mr. Fingerling Potato before he pumped all that iron.

    This show should do action figures, I’d collect them all: Mr. Sandman, Twigalicious, Mr. Fingerling Potato, Headless and a set of Katrina’s heaving bazooms. Christmas is coming!

  • Percysowner

    After the commercial the four ladies are smoking a hookah. Not because Colonial witches were known for their hookah habits. Merely because it’s a cool affect to have one inhale and a second exhale. I figured at some point in history (the 50’s or 60’s) they realized that they were all named Mary Jane for a reason and decided that when it was time to go, they would go being higher than a kite.