• itchy

    Tit for tat. She ought to insist he get collagen injections for the missing upper lip of his. Fortunately I’m not gay, so I don’t have to imagine kissing that. Ew.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Nope, Mrs. “I MADE Brad” PepperPooter was doing all the yapping, until Probst finally cut her off in mid-sentence.

  • considerthis

    According to my bro-in-law Cockring’s show is as entertaining as Kat is intelligent. Never seen an episode myself.

    Been scouring the internet to see if Kat and Hayden are still together? Anybody? Too bad he “forced” her to get boob implants vs. a brain implant.

    My prediction is that Hayden and Ciera will be the two cast members who will be invited back for another season.

  • itchy

    Did Probst let Pepperpooter speak during the reunion? (Frankly, it was so boring, I only half-listened).

    Oh. And Probst is starting to look mighty damn leathery. Seeing him next to Cockring was interesting. Never realizes Probst was that short. And they missed a big opportunity in Cockring’s little reel — how hilarious would it have been if Arnett had spelled his name “Cockring”?

    Anyone watch that show? Is it any good?

  • http://gravatar.com/shimag sarcasatire

    You know what lost the game for Monica? Botox. How frustrating it must be to keep screeching that you’re real yet never change expression.

    When everyone calls you fake, they’re talking about your face.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    What! no “Boners” in there for Probst?

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Beats me, I’m too damn cheap to call in. Yeah, it’s true, I’ll pinch that nickel until the buffalo poops.

    They fix those damn polls on Andy “I-wanna-be-Graham-Norton” Cohen’s little show. People have been complaining for years that Bravo censors comments on their website and pulls off any snarky remarks about their little fishwives.

  • Robin

    Give folks a 1 800# and they will vote for anything. Dancing With The Stars, What Would Happen Live and Big Brother are just a few of the shows that compell
    folks to call in..WWHL is the worst..Why in the world does someone take minutes out of their lives to weigh in on who has the prettiest hair on RHBH..and pay for the priviledge! lol Silly…

  • Chicken Lips

    When I was trying to guess what the BBB was, I specifically left “Brains” out of my guessing, but I definitely had Butts and Boobs in there because they like to get the biggest idiots with the biggest boobs running around in bikinis.

    I’m kind of afraid of the “Brains” part, but after seeing what they did with Cockring at the reunion, I’m assuming it’s going to be a tribe full of Cockrings with the glasses and calculators, drooling over the boobs on Beauty and getting stuffed into the tree mail box by the Brawn. Sounds awesome – can’t wait (that was sarcasm by the way).

  • itchy

    Ah yes, I knew there was something missing, couldn’t figure out what. Maybe it’s because this cast was so uninteresting?

  • cattyfan

    Hey! There was no “fan favorite” check handed out. Must have been part of the budgets cuts. Other evidence includes no big reward trips…just a sad little ice cream cart wheeled into camp.

  • TN Gal

    My exact thought was “another reason to hate Florida…”

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Only a total PepperPooter would toot her own horn and loudly sing the ’80s “me generation” theme song, do a tap routine to “I Am Woman Hear Me Roar” and thoroughly alarm both Tyson and Gervase, so much so, that Tyson gives his not-hidden immunity idol, he was saving as a love offering to Rachel, to Gervase. Masterful, you dumb knucklehead. What a big move. I guess you showed them.

    If you’d spared us all the self-indulgent dramatics, and reassured Tyson and Gervase, you might have won. But stupid is as stupid does.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    I chose the moment Rufus and his bride appeared, to mentally check out. On what flipping planet is he the biggest “fan favorite” of all time, because I don’t want to live on that planet.

  • captain save-uh-ho

    soOOO many things to talk about, can’t wait for the full cap PM! In the meantime I’ll stare in the mirror and talk to myself in third person to boost my ego, while reminiscing over all the life changing things I NEVER did. GAH.

  • vallegirl

    Ur jus jellus because you never met a nice, generous, selfless person before.

  • cattyfan

    B-B-B…Butts, Boobs, and Blubbering.

    But the way, Cleaned Up Hayden looks like the buff brother of Scott Clifton.

  • itchy

    Yes! Beauty and the Geek Survivor!

  • itchy

    B – B – B = ? Big Brother Bikinis?

  • itchy

    Also; doesn’t Rupert have another fucking shirt?

  • itchy

    So basically, if Monica says she’s thinking of doing something, you can immediately assume she’ll do exactly the opposite. She threw the game there. She should have kept Ciera and Grandma, and she probably would have won.

  • Captain Save-uh-ho

    So maaaany things to say. Alas, I’ll wait for the full cap. Looking forward to it PM!

  • No, I’m just glad to see you

    Gervase should have come up with a better speech. He had a season’s worth of time to compose it while Tyson did all of the heavy lifting. Still his ability to bend over and kiss his own ass while talking out of it at the same time was awe inspiring. Alas, it was one contortion short of the win.

  • Mister-dangerous

    Melting implants! I like that. Pepperpot looked really hot in that old photo!

  • considerthis

    Thank God Monica was able to take advantage of the down time between final tribal and the reunion show to get her face rebuilt. Wow by day 39 she was nothing but skin & melting implants!

  • Aunt Dorsey

    I am so relieved that Gervase’s awesome powers of oratory did not desert him.

  • vallegirl

    Dear Monica,

    Please stop telling people you and PepperPooter met at the University of Florida.


    Gator Nation