It’s all over but the recapping, Trashiii Talkers. So I’m not going to waste any time because the sooner I get through this mini the faster I can get to the full recap of this Survivor finale (and reunion).
As we head into this finale episode of Survivor there are still seven people left with a shot to win the game. Well, for a few minutes anyway….
Balance good til sweat get in eyes….then…sweat in, you off! Sucks for Hayden that guys always seem to sweat more on this show than the ladies. Sorry sweaty Hayden!
So it comes down to Tina and Laura and Laura actually has the balls to ask Tina to give it to her! I mean, I get that Tina would probably not even BE there if Laura hadn’t helped her that one time
at band camp, But it’s not like this is an immunity challenge and the person giving it up can still be brought to the end by the person they’re giving it up for! Is Tina THAT generous and unselfish dumb?
So Pissed Off challenge monster Laura loses to her own lack of balance and Tina rejoins the game. I may or may not have had some dirt in my eye when Jeff talked to Laura about leaving and Ceira jumped in to tell her mom what she’s learned from her. What? All the snow and rain has made this place a dust bowl!!
We then spend the majority of our time left being subjected to Monica talking about how awesome she is, how all the power is in her hands, and how she is playing her game. While talking about herself in the third person.
Can Ceira and Tina convince Monica to join them in a mom alliance? Or will she stick with Tyson and Gervase, hoping that being a generous, nice, unselfish person will win her the game?
Meet me back here in a few days and we’ll talk more about the importance of balance, check in with Monica so she can tell us more about Monica, and see just how bitter the jury will be this time around. We’ll also visit the reunion where Colon continues to live up to his shitty nickname, Kat proves once again that she is a fucking idiot, and Monica talks more about Monica while Jeff tries to get her (and her husband) to STFU.
See you there!