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CynTV

Cyn TV

Hey there! I'm just a gal who doesn't look her age, desperately aspiring to be an eighth as hot as my profile photo. I love red, vodka, and binge watching TV shows. I hope for a world in which all my dachshunds could talk. Please read my recaps and validate my existence. Flipit rules forevah!
  • aubreyj

    Exactly.

  • aubreyj

    Courtney is acting really shallow and clueless, agreed!

  • jennbug

    Put the two together and it’d all equal out….. like a math equation neither can understand!

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Ding, ding, ding, dinggggg and we have a winnah! TN Gal takes home the slimy mackerel trophy. Of course, the entire cast of New Jersey is nipping at Tammy Sue’s round heels.

  • TN Gal

    Cort. Tre has a low hairline. Cort’s looks like it’s trying to run away from her face.

  • TN Gal

    *raises hand and makes Arnold Horseshack “oooh, oooh” noise*
    Tammy Sue Barney Judge! She’s taking Simin to court so the kids can appear on OC next season. I guess she’s ran out of people/situations to exploit and old Rapey Eyes Ryan is too busy. Time to send the next generation into therapy!

  • Who has the larger forehead? Courtney or Tre?

  • Manager can be a subjective term, as well. Does it mean she was in charge of pulling down the metal door and locking it at closing time? And I maaaaay have worked an ‘event’ (not implying any sort of exclusiveness whatsoever) where, alas, her guest for the seated part failed to show. She was NOT happy. At least her inability to find male companionship is (so far) being accurately represented! In fairness I must reveal that she was VERY polite to the staff…disappointing, I know.

  • CynTV

    OMG – When I watched the mess I thought NO ONE was going to watch this! So THANKS, guys! (You too, CortFan.) My favorite part of this show is Courtney confronting Matt in a Gymboree outfit at some random party wanting to have a “serious” conversation. And I’m sure they’ll be more OMG moments when Matt “accidentally” runs into Courtney.

  • Gypsy

    Thank you. So who would you consider the worst Fish wife, in your opinion that is?

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Just my little joke. When I was a sweet young thing, one was constantly admonished not to act like a fishwife. None of them are really hausfraus in the traditional sense. A fishwife was a fish monger and most of these “housewives” are hawking some crap or other, but the other pejorative meaning fishwife took on was that of a vulgar, verbally abusive, foul mouthed, low rent woman, a shit-stirrer and drama queen….and I just believe in truth in advertising. Watch one of the reunions and it’s like the damn annual convocation of fishwives.

    After a while all of Andy’s shows just blur together but I guess technically this lady doesn’t qualify, she’s a fashionista, no?

  • Gypsy

    LynnB! YOU WIN ALL THE THINGS! She looks older than Kyle Twitchards!

  • LynnB

    Courtney had no trouble when Matt was using women and being a dick to them while they were “besties” until he did it to her…and now he’s the douche. That’s a surprise? He just stopped calling? She watched him do it for years. And if she is 30 I am a virgin with 2 kids.

  • LynnB

    Yes, how was that her cushy corporate job? LMAO

  • Gypsy

    Auntie, this fishwives thing, pardon my ignorance but can you elaborate? It’s not just for the “Real” ones?

  • Gypsy

    Ohhhh insider info! Spill that tea! I picture a cushy corporate job to look something like Jamie Dimon’s Holiday card that was blast all over Bloomberg today. Not the Sunglass Hut at the Galleria. #sorrynotsorry

  • Gypsy

    Ha! I love the little life lesson in there too. “Cut the bitter and be better” I bet Court has a tattoo of that saying down her spine.

  • Bazinga!

  • aubreyj

    Great recap

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Quick! somebody alert Mike from the Real Persian Fishwives — it’s probably way cheaper than the $35,000 he spent renting the bus.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    Zing!

  • Aunt Dorsey

    It took me a minute to visually separate her hair from her furry faux vest. I really thought she was taking home the do-it-yourself prize for hair extensions made from a Yorkie.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    I thought my dance card was as full of Bravo fishwives as it could get, so I didn’t watch Debbie Does Dallas but if you’re going to recap this mess, I will pencil it in.

  • Aunt Dorsey

    OOoooooohhh, someone forgot to read the name of the site…..read my lips whilst I carefully enunciate: Trash – Talk – TV.

  • TN Gal

    She found us! Run y’all, run! The giant forehead is coming for us!

    I love newcomers!!!!

  • TN Gal

    I tried watching this mess, and couldn’t make heads or tails out of it. I felt like Kim Richards watching Carlton and Brandi kiss. I. Don’t. Know. I don’t know….I don’t……know.
    I will say girlfriend needs to learn how to style her hair around that forehead. You could rent out billboard space on it.

  • labowner

    Yeah thank you for recapping this train wreck.

    On MED – I am not sure if I felt sorry for her when Matt was a total dick and led her on or think she is just another idiot female who thought she would be the “one” to change him.

    Her blog is filled with more Courtneyisms. Pink elephant in the room?

  • rachelkashmir

    She’s not even a stylist. She’s a “Fashion Blogger.” So basically, she’s putting her unsolicited opinion out there for no one.

  • Yesyesyes Gypsy! At the Galleria Mall! I personally do not consider that to be a ‘cushy corporate job’ but then she also referred to D Magazine as a ‘chic city guide’. Fear not, other states: D Magazine rewards good reviews to restaurants that pay to advertise, features ‘Best Plastic Surgeon’, etc. under similar circumstance, and someone (I’m guessing Bravo) paid to have her featured in 10 Most Attractive Women feature.

  • Myauntfanny

    I have never seen or heard of her until this recap.
    I’m completely mesmerized by her side head mounds. Awesome! It’s so reminiscent of Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker’s Dracula. I’ll watch next episode thanks to you!

  • Gypsy

    Didn’t she used to manage a Sunglass Hut? That’s the pedigree I look for in a top stylist.

  • Gypsy

    @CynTV can do whatever they liiiiiiiiiiiiiike.

  • rachelkashmir

    @CynTV- 6 Head- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA! I was going to ignore this poor man’s Carrie Bradshaw but if you’re recapping, I’m all in for hate-watching.

    This show is like Sex in the City fan fic, written by people who have no talent. It is an IMPOSSIBILITY for me to believe ANY person with EYES would look at how this woman dresses and think, “Yeah, I want look like I raided Rainbow Brite’s dumpster.” Ugs. This woman is a self-important twit. It’s clothes, lady. No one is curing cancer here.

  • Cortfan

    Snarky is one thing. Being so hateful is another. You obviously hate Courtney and this show, so maybe you are not the best person to recap it. You are ruining the show for others. So cut the bitter and be better. Geez!

  • Stevie W.

    This explains so much, thank you!

    For the last few weeks I have watched commercials for this show and its been a tie between this the depressing/boring summer show and the Fit Twins of which show I do not want to want to watch more. Then the other night another came on and my husband was like who is that? Is she famous? I didn’t watch that Dallas show, but if it was as riveting as that Atlanta show about the jeans store and unrealized singing dreams I think I will count my lucky stars.

    So is the “EX” actually her ex or is he a former BFF she had feelings for?

    Also THIRTY……… 30……. what in Blanche Devereaux years?!?!?!?!