Just in time for Christmas, the comments were a true gift this week. In fact, there were so many stellar examples of Trashmii wit that you will have to tune into the Best of December to really appreciate how many great ones there were that just didn’t make the crème de la crème.
Aunt Dorsey submitted this gem: NotWithoutMyTV is on a roll, here he was on 10 Dec on Real Fishwives of BH, replacing the meme for spewing coffee on a computer keyboard with:
“I laughed so hard my colostomy bag spilled all over my new white leather couch!!!!!
LOL x infinity + 100 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Aunty also got into a conversation about the alcohol Trashed Trashmii need to endure reality. Getting in on the act is one of our treasured newcomers. Welcome.
TN Gal on Comment Showcase Winners: It’s Friday the 13th. So far today I’ve heard Jenelle Evans is having baby number two, with baby daddy number two, while still married to husband number one, AND Gretchen and Slave (thanks autocorrect!) are appearing on another reality show. I think it’s time to wave the white flag and crawl into a box of wine.
Stacey Superfly in response to TN Gal: We’re gonna need a bigger box of wine.
Aunt Dorsey: Cases like these, you need to pull out the big guns and break out the Old Door Knob, if you can’t find some Lydia Pinkhams to quell the vapors.
Oh yeah, and I want to nominate Galacticus as our very own GODWarrior for the month of December. Let the spaying begin!
I didn’t quite know where to put either of Aunty’s contributions, so I put her whole nomination above and then the comment itself for voting. I simply had no idea where to put the GODwarrior comment. That is a category all to itself.
Now for the nominations: