Happy Monday, Trashmii, and a happy one it is indeed. We celebrate (in moderation, of course) Columbus Day today, but more importantly this is probably the only victory in history that absolutely everybody in the English-speaking world knows. Yup. The Battle of Hastings was won by a guy named William who earned the name “the conqueror” as a result. I just get so excited. Robert the Bruce also won Scotland’s independence on this date, so it is time for some kick-ass celebrating (in moderation) today.
In local and current news, a certain kitty has been nominated, and I am (fearfully) excited. Otherwise it is a strong lineup, and many thanks to those who took the time and trouble to nominate their favorite comments.
Chaosbutterfly on Dancing with The Stars..: We get it, you’re super in shape. Bitch. *sips a cool glass of haterade*
ChaosButterfly on SLeepy Hollow Hessians: *raises hand meekly* I would like to touch the sexton. I would also be down to perpetrate some delinquencies. Perhaps both at once. Call me, Ich.
Itchy on Survivor I CAN Quit You: Yes! Then they could still have competitions. Such as the “Most Annoying Speech Pattern” competition. That’d be a real nail-biter.
NotWithoutMyTV on Project Runway Butterfly: “This delights Helen, who lets us know that butterflies are, like, her favorite. She even has a monarch butterfly tatoo.”
Helen’s also got a sailing ship tattooed on her ass, a kangaroo tattooed on her left boob, and Amy Winehouse tattooed on her taint. So, it’s not exactly fate smiling on her for this challenge, it’s just the law of averages.
Snowshoecat on Comment Showcase (regarding Itchy’s typo): “NWMTV “one” this once? Be careful, your beginning to rite like eye do.”
Classy Drunk on Comment Showcase: HA!!! I took Itchy’s spot. This week can’t get any better. My diabolical plan has come to fruition. MUAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!! *coughs* *chokes a bit* MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
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